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Hoseok was without a doubt a person of a myriad of layers. It was still surprising to Jimin when he learned that his boyfriend, despite his tendency to flirt and flaunt, was perfectly vanilla deep down. All the teasing stopped right when it got handsy, and it wasn’t that Jimin didn’t enjoy it. There was a reason classic sex would never go out of style. Jimin though was a self declared pervert. It was obvious early on in their relationship that he would have to tone it down, some of the things he had done with previous partners no longer accessible, but on the other side… the chase, seeing what he could get away with, what small, little perversions he could entice Hoseok with after all… a new but also very satisfying way to do the deed.
As it was, Jimin had stumbled over something related to both their interests. He had almost missed it, scrolling mindlessly on his phone, barely even paying attention, but the moment he scrolled back to the post about a peculiar type of face mask… his mind had run in overdrive.
So sperm was wonderful for skin. Wonderful enough that they made facemasks out of it. But that was of course completely unnecessary if one was in possession of a loving boyfriend who also would love to come all over that face in need of great skincare!
Jimin immediately started giggling, feeling the tingles deep down in his belly when he imagined the view, Hoseok on his knees, looking up at him with innocent eyes, face completely covered with Jimin’s load… he would even rub it in afterwards, for maximum effectiveness!
It was perfect. Hoseok had always been adamant about not getting anything on his face, he often enough was displeased when he started drooling during a blowjob, and that was fine! There were other things Jimin liked more, that were worth an occasional mention to see if his wonderful boyfriend had maybe opened his mind to the endless, filthy possibilities their bodies offered, but when an opportunity as wonderful as this presented itself? He had to at least try.
First step was to test the mood. Jimin knew perfectly well what Hoseok liked. He showered, moisturizing well afterwards with the one that smelled so nice, blowdried his hair all fluffy and put on his softest sweater, oversized of course and giving him adorable sweater paws. With the preparation done, he finally sat down next to Hoseok on the couch, cuddling against him while he put his hidden hands against Hoseok’s chest. Hoseok had been reading, but immediately stopped to coo and press Jimin against him.
“Aw you’re so cute! And you smell so nice, hmmm what is that....”
“Moisturizer,” Jimin said, moving his head to the side to offer all of his neck for inspection. Hoseok immediately snuggled against him, rubbing his cheek on Jimin’s soft skin.
“I love that one. And you’re so adorable!” He giggled, and Jimin couldn’t deny that it felt nice to be so completely encompassed by his boyfriend. Hoseok was by no means an imposing person, but he still managed to make Jimin feel… protected. It wasn’t a feeling he always enjoyed, just as he was often displeased at getting called cute. It didn’t sit right with him how it easily felt infantilizing, and it had definitely ended a good number of hookups before they had even progressed towards the bedroom.
But with Hoseok… it was different. He knew Hoseok didn’t do it to make Jimin feel small, he liked Jimin in his dominant and assertive form just as much as the cuddly and small one. And… Hoseok let himself be vulnerable as well. It hadn’t come easy to both of them.
And it was a nice way to make his boyfriend happy, without feeling ridiculous in return. Getting cuddled was quite nice, after all. So when Hoseok moved away from Jimin’s neck where he had pressed tiny kisses all over, a bit flushed already, Jimin just leaned back enough to look at him, his gaze turning calculated and he saw the subtle shift. Hoseok knew what Jimin’s intentions were immediately.
“Kiss me,” Jimin said in a soft voice, a small smile playing on his lips. This was the deciding factor. Hoseok liked sex, but he definitely desired it less often than Jimin. So if he didn’t want to go further, it would end there. But… Hoseok cocked his head, biting his lip before he moved in, some soft kisses first, not taking long to progress to something more urgent, deep and desperate, with long fingers wandering under the soft sweater.
Jimin shivered, huffing into Hoseok’s mouth when the cold made him jump a little.
“Tease,” Hoseok said, and Jimin only grinned.
“Always,” he retorted, pulling Hoseok back into the kiss. And wasn’t this nice as well, his own hands emerging from his sweater paws to explore the soft skin under the big hoodie. And if he accidentally rubbed over a nipple and maybe enjoyed the soft moan against the side of his mouth a bit too much… well, nobody could blame him.
“Do you wanna stop?” he whispered against Hoseok’s temple, who shivered under Jimin’s ministrations, shaking his head.
“What do you wanna do then?” Jimin asked, pinching the poor, little stub until Hoseok had to push the hand away, already beautifully flushed.
“I don’t wanna fuck, it’s too late for all that,” Hoseok said, trying to get his composure back. This… was a blessing and a curse. Hoseok was always immaculately prepared when they decided to go all the way, but it also meant that getting to this point took its time. Nothing easily done on a weekday evening. But Jimin was more than adaptable, especially when his intentions were more geared towards a nice, filthy blowjob.
“Hyung,” Jimin said, slowly lifting his sweater over his head. “I learned something today, and I think you might like it.” He threw the sweater to the side, leaning forward with a mischievous smile. Hoseok was obviously skeptical, he already knew Jimin’s attempts at introducing him into the vast world of perversions, but he at least always heard him out and considered his options. Jimin was well aware why… why Hoseok was his chosen one.
He huffed, trying to push down the embarrassing blush that immediately spread over his face from feelings he didn’t really like to admit so blatantly, if only to himself.
“So there’s apparently really good face masks made of sperm.”
The silence… was fascinating. He could watch Hoseok’s face journeys for hours, the way he frowned at first, mouth just the tiniest bit open, before his eyes widened dramatically when he realized the implication, turning into a dismissive scowl when the last drop fell.
“Seriously?” he said, rolling his eyes dramatically.
“What? You’re the one with the ten step beauty routine! I’m just trying to help!”
“Completely selfless, of course.”
Jimin shrugged, his hand wandering up on Hoseok’s thigh. “Never said that,” he drawled, and when he looked up again Hoseok looked a little bit less annoyed. “It’s worth a try, no? I could even rub it in for you.”
“Ah, so you’re gonna jerk off and cream my face?” Hoseok almost burst out laughing at his own stupid joke. “Or you wanna fill it up, in a bottle for my daily routine?”
“Hyung, ugh,” Jimin said, his turn to roll his eyes. “Obviously I would love your mouth to do the work and I could come on your face. Fresh is best, no?”
“Damn, you watch too much porn,” Hoseok said, and Jimin bit his tongue not to tell him that it’s a sight he had appreciated in person often enough that porn didn’t even matter anymore. But some things were better not said out loud, so instead Hoseok only got a cheeky grin.
“Is that a no, then?” His eyes were so big and innocent, and his boyfriend at least thought about it, something that in itself was already a joy to watch. Jimin didn’t think coercion was cute, and it was a thin line from teasing to annoying, but he had also realized that Hoseok did, in fact, enjoy the things he dared to try, and Jimin loved to be part of the journey. With benefits. That being said…
”…I guess I could at least test it once…” Hoseok grimaced, obviously considering how much he disliked feeling gross against wanting what’s best for his skin, and Jimin couldn’t help but giggle.
“You know what, I obviously thought it could be an argument to sway you, but I also kinda didn’t expect you to actually say yes.”
“Thanks?” Hoseok said, snorting when Jimin unceremoniously pushed his pants down. Enough with being cute, it was time to get his dick sucked!
“You’re really into it, hm?” Hoseok said, eyeing Jimin’s perfectly hard dick. Leaking just the tiniest bit already, and Jimin couldn’t help but palm over it for a moment, hissing when his hand made contact.
“Hyung, I’m sorry but just thinking of you on your knees will get me ready in a minute.”
“Oh my god,” Hoseok whispered, shaking his head while he slipped from the couch. “You’re worse than Joonie, I swear, and he’s saying the wildest shit sometimes.”
“Well I hope I am, love seeing you so adorably upset with me, hyung.”
He did yelp just a little bit when Hoseok slapped his thigh, but that was fine. He deserved it. And it was immediately forgotten when Hoseok eyed his dick with an intensity, like something he had to conquer, to subdue, something that was asking for a fight and Hoseok was willing to give it. For a vanilla guy, he definitely was fond of sucking dick.
Hoseok did finally wrap his long fingers around him and Jimin flinched, sighing into the feeling a second later. It didn’t help that Hoseok grinned, fully knowing what he was doing to Jimin. As if there wasn’t a little pervert hidden underneath all that prim surface…
Hoseok did tease him a little longer, slowly jerking him off, rubbing the few drops already pooling on the tip generously all over him. For someone who doesn’t like a mess on his face he sure didn’t mind the taste. When he finally leaned forward to put it in his mouth, Jimin exhaled, resisting the urge to grab Hoseok’s hair, to fuck up into that warm mouth that was so wonderfully welcoming. Hoseok looked up, and the view was enough to make Jimin stutter, his stomach muscles cramping from trying to stay still so desperately. Finally, Hoseok moved up again, letting Jimin’s dick go with a loud pop before he licked his lips.
“Aw, you’re really riled up today, Jimin-ah!”
He had the audacity to laugh at that, as if Jimin wasn’t fighting for his life! There was a reason he wanted nothing more than to ruin his boyfriend, but he had the fleeting suspicion that Hoseok might feel the same towards him.
“You should see yourself, hyung,” Jimin said instead, and he saw his dick twitching, that traitor.
“Ah, I’d much rather look at you.” And with that, Hoseok stopped playing, sucking Jimin’s dick in to the hilt, the slurping so loud it was more than obscene. Jimin leaned back, moaning with every move of Hoseok’s tongue, the way he flicked over the head before he dived back in, pressing Jimin’s legs to the side while moaning himself.
Jimin did his best to keep his hands on his sides, it was almost too much effort not to give in and grab, he looked so enticing! Sometimes he wondered if Hoseok was playing the long game, if he just wanted to see how far he could push Jimin before he revealed what a slut he was deep down. Jimin huffed at the thought, almost choking on his next moan, but Hoseok didn’t even flinch. He continued on, his tongue pushing below Jimin’s foreskin, before he slipped back down.
It was all so wet, slowly drooling down over his balls and just when Hoseok looked up-
“Off, off!!” Jimin still didn’t push but Hoseok immediately slipped out, licking over his lips while Jimin furiously jerked off, only to generously spray it all over Hoseok’s face barely a few seconds later.
It was… magnificent. He flopped down, breathing hard, but he couldn’t look away from his masterpiece. He had done his best to aim, and nothing had landed on Hoseok’s eyes, but the way he was desperately trying not to wipe it off, not to lick it off… if Jimin could, he would come all over immediately.
“Look so pretty, hyung,” he whispered, before he managed to get up and smear it over Hoseok’s cheeks. “How does it feel?”
“Gross,” Hoseok said. “Like, I really want to wipe it off.”
“Oh. Okay, let me-“
Hoseok rolled his eyes, grabbing Jimin’s wrist to make him focus. “We’ve come so far, rub it in properly. 15 minutes, and we’ll check the results.”
Jimin looked at him incredulously, before he huffed out a laugh. “Damn hyung, how can you say that with a straight face…”
“Nothing straight about me,” Hoseok said, giggling at his own stupid joke while he obediently closed his eyes, and he looked so sweet despite the filthy sight, so Jimin couldn’t help the sappy smile while he proceeded to smear it all over. Just when he was done, grunting at Hoseok to open his eyes, Hoseok gave Jimin’s fingers one glance before he put them into his mouth, sucking them clean for longer than was necessary. Not… that Jimin had any complaints.
When he leaned back, smacking his lips, he looked at Jimin expectantly.
“And? Worth the hype?”
Jimin nodded. There was no way he would ever get bored of this… “Yeah.”
“Yeah?”
“Mhm.”
Hoseok got up, flopping down next to Jimin with a long sigh.
“So handjob?” Jimin eyed the tent in Hoseok’s sweatpants, but Hoseok waved it away.
“Nah, I’m good. But be so dear and grab one of my facemasks from the bathroom?”
When Jimin looked at him questioningly, he only smiled sweetly. “It’s for you. Let’s share some skincare together!”
Jimin didn’t care too much for it. In fact, he thought it was an incredible hassle. But then again… it was always a give and take. Hoseok had tried something for him and he would try something for Hoseok. And oh well, his facemasks always left his skin all soft and glowy.
“Yeah, that’s not too bad… a bit sticky though, and super gross when it dries.”
Jimin continued brushing his teeth, just hummin in acknowledgment.
“But I’d be open to try again. I have a few ideas how to make it work better.”
With that, Jimin spit out the rest of the toothpaste and straightened up. “I am always willing to help you in your journey to wonderful skin, hyung.”
Hoseok looked at him for a long moment before he boxed him in the stomach, but it was worth it. Especially when they erupted into giggles, both leaning into each other until they crumbled on the floor. It hadn’t even been that funny, but in the end… as much as Jimin was a pervert, in the end everything else was the reason he would willingly turn vanilla any day.