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r/relationshipadvice
1 week ago
Lilybear_1221
UPDATE: I am no longer dating Jane.
Sorry for very late update. 4 years ago I posted this https://www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates/search/?q=Lesbians&cId=9dc784e6-2cbb-4465-9629-5b4943ee7663&iId=53c5d91d-4f4f-42e8-a027-2f68d51b1549
I do not know if anyone from the original post will find this, but 4 years ago, I posted about my relationship with my rival Jane, and I have gotten many messages asking me to update. If you do not know what I am talking about, either read the post I linked or go away.
A few weeks ago, you snitches sent my post to Jane after she posted this https://archiveofourown.org/works/79322026/chapters/208320091#workskin about problems we were having at Christmas. It is a long story, but Jane and I talked, I almost died, then I came home and found my living room covered in candles and Jane with a ring. We are no longer dating because we are now engaged 🎉💍
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DearestMango
1 week ago
DID YOU HAVE TO SCARE US WITH THAT TITLE
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wlwrivalry
1 week ago
I AM EXPERIENCING HEART PALPITATIONS. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
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Janereddituser_1410
1 week ago
Everyone should know the title was Lily’s idea, not mine.
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TheWeeSnack
1 week ago
OMG HI JANE!!!!
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LandrysLostLover
1 week ago
CONGRATS ON THE ENGAGEMENT!!! 🥳🥳🥳 I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS!!
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lilybear_1221 OP
1 week ago
YOU LAUGHED AND TOLD ME TO DO IT!
DO NOT PLAY INNOCENT
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alls_well_that_ends_well
1 week ago
Chat, is this true love?
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frequentspaghetti780
1 week ago
YES
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JanebearTwinsGingerAndAle
1 week ago
YES
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lilygotothecottagecorner
1 week ago
I HAVE PRAYED FOR DAYS LIKE TODAY
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DoomedYuuriPillSwallower
1 week ago
LILY GET BACK HERE WE NEED MORE DETAILS
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lilybear_1221
1 week ago
🧍♀️🧍♀️🧍♀️
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worsesquad_86
1 week ago
OMG HI QUEEN
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DoomedYuuriPillSwallower
1 week ago
WHEN DID YOU EVEN OFFICALLY START DATING? I thought you were trapped in situationship hell???
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lilybear_1221
1 week ago
It was a tuesday I think.
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UprightPenguin
1 week ago
I am going to need you to be more specific, queen.
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Janereddituser_1410
1 week ago
It was either about 3 am or 1 pm, depending on what you think makes a couple official.
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worsesquad_86
1 week ago
I was gonna ask how Jane deals with this, but I think she might be just as bad 🤦♀️
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lilybear_1221 OP
1 week ago
I do not know what you are talking about, but whatever it is, Jane is worse.
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Janereddituser_1410
1 week ago
God, you’re annoying.
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lilybear_1221 OP
1 week ago
That is not what you said 30 minutes ago 🥵
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TheRealEyewitness
1 week ago
Not Jane jumping Lily as soon as she pressed post. Y'all are too much.
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MissUniverseYuuri
1 week ago
Is this how the Christians felt when Jesus left that cave? 😱😭
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ScottHuntersOtherSecretGayLover
1 week ago
WHAT DO YOU MEAN “I almost died” GIRL ARE YOU OKAY?
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GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY
@lilybear_1221 ??? PLEASE ELABORATE
1 week ago
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lilybear_1221 OP
1 week ago
I don’t want to talk about much, but the place I was in caught fire. Everyone was fine, but it scared Jane enough to buy a ring.
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muddyvampire4533
1 week ago
That sounds terrifying! I am sorry you went through that.
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NervousLemur
1 week ago
I have no idea who you are, but congratulations! 🎉
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RabidCoyote
1 week ago
You NEED to go read the original posts. Trust me, babe it’s worth it.
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PrettyWittyAndGAYYYYY
1 week ago
I would KILL for you or Jane to post to r/AMA
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lilybear_1221 OP
1 week ago
Do we get to pick who you kill, or is it random? This is very low price for hitman.
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lilybear_1221 OP
1 week ago
For legal reasons, this is a joke, and we would never involve ourselves in unlawful activity or encourage the unlawful or violent actions of others.
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canine_actress
1 week ago
So, Jane definitely made her say that, right?
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JanesGingerAleAddiction
1 week ago
I have nobody to talk to about this. What am I supposed to tell people? My favourite Reddit post updated??? I am literally crying about this, they’re going to think I’m insane.
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JanesGingerAleAddiction
1 week ago
OMG WAIT SO THAT POST WAS ACTUALLY JANE??? Mutuals, I am so sorry I ever doubted you. 🙇
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r/AMA
4 days ago
Lilybear_1221
We are getting married after ten years of hiding our relationship. AMA.
Look at old posts if you are confused. Jane and I had many questions on my last post, and people suggested we do this. Thank you to HollandersHockeyButt_24 for explaining how to do this with Co-Host.
No stupid questions, or anything that does not respect our privacy. We will not answer.
AMA Finished · 4 days. ago
UNJANEBEARABLE
4 days ago
I AM SO EXCITED!
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Lilybear_1221 OP
4 days ago
This is not a question.
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BecauseIWouldChooseHer
4 days ago
Lily, when did you fall in love with Jane? And Jane, when did you fall for Lily?
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lilybear_1221 OP
4 days ago
This is embarrassing, but I think probably the day we met, but I did not know that is what it was until much later.
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BecauseIWouldChooseHer
4 days ago
OMG THAT’S SO CUTE!
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Janereddituser_1410 CO-HOST
4 days ago
Honestly, I have no idea. I was obsessed with Lily since before we even met in person, but I spent a long time not letting myself acknowledge how important Lily was to me. The first time I let myself think I could be in love was the day Lily first posted about where I panicked and ran away.
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exalted_broccoli
4 days ago
THAT’S WHY JANE ENDED THINGS?? 😭LILY THOUGHT SHE’D RUINED EVERYTHING, BUT JANE WAS JUST OVERWHELMED BY HOW IN LOVE SHE WAS?? 😭💔
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OVERWHELMEDBYFEELS
4 days ago
CAN I COME TO THE WEDDING?
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lilybear_1221 OP
4 days ago
No.
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Janereddituser_1410 CO-HOST
4 days ago
What she means is we are just planning a small backyard ceremony with friends and family, sorry. But we appreciate your support.
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WorriedlyFruitful
4 days ago
Jane, the people must know- Do you still own the hook-up building? 👀
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Janereddituser_1410 CO-HOST
4 days ago
I knew I would be asked about this🤦🏻♀️No, I sold the property after Lily and I became official, and donated the proceeds toward charity.
I would like to clarify something because I’ve seen a lot of speculation around this. It was not some huge apartment complex. It was only a few condos and an industrial space, which I leased out during the day. In hindsight, I do regret my decision to purchase the property, and recognize the lack of consideration I gave to the struggle many face to access safe and affordable housing in cities like my own.
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cruelschism8
4 days ago
At long last, Jane has addressed the Landlord allegations. Does this mean I won’t have to see anymore posts trying to cancel Jane? 😂
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wakefulcilantro283
4 days ago
I mean…if anything, she just confirmed everything 😐The way she’s acting like a few condos isn’t a big deal…it’s giving privilege.
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cruelschism8
4 days ago
Hey Cilantro, go touch some grass and feel better.
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Just_Janebear_1221
4 days ago
Lily, did you go to the cottage?? It’s been haunting us for so long. Please tell us what happened!
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lilybear_1221 OP
4 days ago
Yes, I spent the summer with Jane at her cottage and have visited the cottage with Jane many times since. I hate to admit it, but I was inspired after watching Scott Hunter kiss his boyfriend at the NHL championships. If that old man can be brave, then so can I.
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Puckbunnytendencies21
4 days ago
Oh, I am absolutely rewatching the YouTube video of Scott coming out for the 200th time and crying, thinking about this later
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QueerQueriesQuandry
4 days ago
😭 GUYS THIS IS WHY REPRESENTATION IS SO IMPORTANT
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bottle_of_parrots
4 days ago
Are you guys in the same room replying to us right now?
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Janereddituser_1410 CO-HOST
4 days ago
No, unfortunately, we have both just returned to our separate home cities after a shared work trip. But we are on FaceTime to better coordinate which questions we answer.
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lilybear_1221 OP
4 days ago
This way Jane can answer all boring questions.
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Janereddituser_1410 CO-HOST
4 days ago
Fuck off.
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lilybear_1221 OP
4 days ago
Do not mind Jane. She is struggling because she is very distracted by my beautiful face on FaceTime. Is understandable.
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Janereddituser_1410 CO-HOST
4 days ago
You’re the one who keeps threatening to take your shirt off.
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lilybear_1221 OP
4 days ago
It is not threat. It is reward for good behaviour.
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ARoseByAnyOtherNameIsMyFaveCharacter
4 days ago
OMG
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cautious_parsley
4 days ago
Y’all need to stop before this post gets flagged 😂
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TheUnbecomingHockey
4 days ago
What were your first impressions of eachother?
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lilybear_1221 OP
4 days ago
Beautiful freckles.
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Janereddituser_1410 CO-HOST
4 days ago
I thought she was an asshole.
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Janereddituser_1410 CO-HOST
4 days ago
Lily’s said I have to say more, which doesn’t make sense since her reply was less words than mine, but fine. I thought she was incredibly talented and really attractive, although I didn’t realize that’s what I was feeling at the time.
Also, that she was an asshole.
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lilybear_1221 OP
4 days ago
❤️
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HollanovTruther
4 days ago
Do you think you’ll come out publicly after you’re married?
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Janereddituser_1410 CO-HOST
4 days ago
We are planning on coming out and getting married around the same time, but we haven’t finalized an exact plan for either. We would rather not get married in secret, so we have been talking about publicly announcing our engagement not long before the wedding.
On the other hand, Lily thinks it would be funny to just post our wedding photos without any explanation, and I am not completely against the idea.
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CommonCoyote
4 days ago
YESSS!!! Does this mean we’re going to find out your real identities?
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Janereddituser_1410 CO-HOST
4 days ago
Hopefully not. As many people have speculated, Jane and Lily are not our real names, and while we are aware that there is a significant chance people will make the connection and figure us out, we aren’t planning on confirming anything at this time.
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CommonCoyote
4 days ago
😭😭😭
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TheBig-heartedJenny
4 days ago
If neither of you knew about the other's post, how did you end up using the same fake names?
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Janereddituser_1410 CO-HOST
4 days ago
Good question! Jane and Lily are the fake names we saved each other as early in our relationship, so nobody would know we were in contact.
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ILY-A-LOT-ROZANOV
4 days ago
Lily- you said in the comments of the original post that Ilya Rozanov is your favourite hockey player. Has this changed since he left Boston?
Jane- how do you feel about Hockey, and do you have a favourite player?
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lilybear_1221 OP
4 days ago
Fuck the Bears, I’m a Centaurs girl now. #TeamRozanov #Puckbunny
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Janebearforever
4 days ago
WHAT ABOUT YOUR USERNAME??? Are we going to have to change the fandom name? The fandom is not prepared to rebrand to “JaneCentaur.” 😨
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lilybear_1221 OP
4 days ago
Eh, no need to change name. Bear is good animal.
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Janereddituser_1410 CO-HOST
4 days ago
Thank you for this comment! A lot of people seem to think I must know nothing about sports for some reason, and I have been wanting to clarify that I am the bigger hockey (and organized sports in general) fan than Lily. As for my favourite player, do you mean of all time or out of active players? Some of my all time favourite include Sidney Crosby and Angela James.
As for active players, I have been closely following the careers of talents like Shane Hollander, Hayden Pike, Matti Jalo, and Leah Campbell, and I guess Rozanov isn’t too bad either.
HollanovHatTrick
4 days ago
I’m starting a rumor.
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wlwrivalry
4 days ago
Kayla no.
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HollanovHatTrick
4 days ago
“I guess Rozanov isn’t too bad.” You cannot tell me that isn’t what Jane/Shane would say if they were talking about their arch rival/fiancée?? I mean C’MON!
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wlwrivalry
4 days ago
She is literally teasing because she knows he’s Lily’s favourite player??? Stop trying to take my comfort sapphics away from me.
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SwiftieSandwich
4 days ago
Do you guys have a song you think of as “our song” or associate with your partner?
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lilybear_1221 OP
4 days ago
Jane does not listen to music.
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Janereddituser_1410 CO-HOST
4 days ago
Fuck off. I listen to music. I can’t think of any songs that have reminded me of Lily off the top of my head, but it’s probably happened.
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lilybear_1221 OP
4 days ago
You drive and work out in silence. These are not the choices somebody makes if they like music.
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Janereddituser_1410 CO-HOST
4 days ago
Not always. Sometimes I listen to a podcast.
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lilybear_1221 OP
4 days ago
You see what I deal with here? Yet I am obsessed with Jane anyway, so most songs remind me of her. Even if it is just to imagine how she would nod and pretend to like it if I showed it to her.
Here are a few of the songs that always remind me of Jane.
We found love- Rihanna for obvious reasons.
A.T.u Ya Soshla S Uma. I listened to this song many times over the years while I was failing to push down my feelings for Jane.
You’re Still The One- Shania Twain, because I am big sap who loves Jane very much.
Hotel Room Service- Pitbull, because we have fucked in a lot of hotel rooms.
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Janereddituser_1410 CO-HOST
4 days ago
I’m saving these to my Spotify, which is an app I have because I am a person who listens to music.
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DistressedHardship
4 days ago
The fan editors are foaming at the mouth, downloading these as we speak.
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AdoredSeduction
4 days ago
The Russian version of All the things she said, you say 👀👀👀 So, Russian Lily confirmed?
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1221STHARMONY
4 days ago
At least one of my headcanons was right, since apparently my theory that they are secretly rival pop stars was ruined by Jane (checks notes) not liking music?!?!?
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reasonable_observer
4 days ago
Guys, just because someone likes a Russian song it doesn’t make them Russian.
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JollyJanebear
4 days ago
How did you react to finding each other's Reddit posts?
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lilybear_1221 OP
4 days ago
Jane panicked and texted her ex. I was calm and apologised for sharing Jane’s business on the internet.
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theagonizingapostle
4 days ago
JANE NO
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Janereddituser_1410 CO-HOST
4 days ago
Stop saying things out of context! 😑We were in a weird place at the time, so I talked to my very platonic, good friend who had the misfortune of dating me before I knew I was gay.
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wlwwinnersalwayswinning
4 days ago
Are you guys aware of the impact your posts have had, AKA the Janebear fandom?
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lilybear_1221 OP
4 days ago
YES! I did not know about this until recently, but I have become a big fan of Janebear! I am still waiting for archiveofourown to send me invitation to join properly, but I have already started reading a lot of very good, very sexy stories about us. You are all very talented!
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SecretSapphicStrap
4 days ago
You’re telling me THE ACTUAL lilybear_1221 might have read the fic I wrote about her and Jane as immortal vampire lovers??? I need to sit down. 😵
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wlwwinnersalwayswinning
4 days ago
….link? 👀
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SecretWaitress
4 days ago
!!!! I’m so glad you’re happy about it and not super creeped out 🙈
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SubduedCheesecake
4 days ago
What does Jane think?
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Janereddituser_1410 CO-HOST
4 days ago
I appreciate all of the hard work the fans have put in supporting us, and am proud of the community our stories have inspired.
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OftenDarling
4 days ago
Jane, your Pageant Queen title is showing again.
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lilybear_1221 OP
4 days ago
Jane’s real opinions of JaneBear fanfiction:
[cropped screenshot]
Jane:
Why do they all assume I’m an only child? They’re right, but how do they know that??
And WHY AM I ALWAYS FROM THE US? This is defamation.
Okay, I admit it's probably for the best privacy-wise, but like fuck off! I am not from fucking Texas!
Lily:
So, you are enjoying the fanfiction I sent you?
Jane:
I mean, it’s still very weird to read about myself, but I think I get why you like it so much.
Even though they keep writing me as an out-of-shape American with a million property developments.
[End of screenshot]
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incomplete_mayhem
4 days ago
Not Lily bringing out the receipts 💀
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kiwimayhemmadness
4 days ago
Jane is so real for that. I, too, experience deep rage and disgust when someone on the Internet confuses me for an American.
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specificbedtime58
4 days ago
My parents suck. Can you guys adopt me and be my cool new lesbian moms? 🥺
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lilybear_1221 OP
4 days ago
I am sorry. Most of my family also sucked growing up. I hope you find a new, supportive family like I was lucky enough to with my friends and Jane’s family. Sadly, we are not looking to adopt more children right now.
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JudgementallyEmbellished
4 days ago
MORE CHILDREN???
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Janereddituser_1410 CO-HOST
4 days ago
She’s talking about our dog 🤦♀️We have no human children yet, but we both want them eventually.
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CaptainRozanov4ever
4 days ago
OMG JANEBEAR DOG MOMS CONFIRMED???
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CommonCoyote
4 days ago
DOG TAX! DOG TAX! DOG TAX!
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excited_tablespoon
4 days ago
DOG TAX!!!!!
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PetTaxOfficer
4 days ago
PAY THE DOG TAX!!
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lilybear_1221 OP
4 days ago
I know this rule! 🐶🥰
[blurry photo of dog licking a camera lens, the vague fluffy shape of brown-ish fluff of a dog can be seen, but no clear features or breed are distinguishable.]
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QueerQueriesQuandry
4 days ago
PUPPY!!! 😍😍😍
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shinebrightlikeadiamond
4 days ago
You guys must have been through so much to be together, so I gotta ask. Was it worth it?
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lilybear_1221 OP
4 days ago
Yes. I would do it all again in a heartbeat.
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Janereddituser_1410 CO-HOST
4 days ago
Absolutely ❤️
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BONUS:
Has Lily updated? @Jadebearupdates · 3 days ago
YES
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Jess @wlwrivlary · 3 days ago
THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE 😭😭😭
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