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my beautiful wife
Today 07:05 PM
Person A: Ilya
Person A: Ilya
Person A: Ilya
Person B: shane?
Person B: hollander what?
Person A: Don't call me Hollander right now. This is serious. I'm being serious.
Person B: sweetheart we are playing a game aganist each other right now, why are you texting so much?
Person A: You got hurt. During the game. I saw it. J.J slammed you pretty bad. I yelled at him. He shouldn't of done that.
Person B: only barely
Person B: will barely even bruise. J.J is weak.
Person A: Ilya it's not funny. You looked like you were in a lot of pain.
Person B: ah so you are worried i am hurt?
Person A: Asshole I'm always worried you are hurt. I'm your boyfriend. That's kind of my job.
Person B: we are in locker room and you keep blowing up my phone. team is sooo confused. they are looking at me because my phone keeps on dinging.
Person A: Ilya stop it.
Person B: what? is true! they are like ohhhh your girl has you on a tight leash that you are texting right after game. but they dont know its mr. pretty boy hollander. my pretty boyfriend who i like to call my wife. do you like being my wife?
Person A: Baby
Person B: ?
Person A: How long will you guys be out for?
Person B: i will tell them my pretty girl needs me to be home. i just have some press that needs to be done. should maybe be an hour? ill come home straight to you afterwards. do not need to go out.
Person A: Ilya Rozanov don't you fucking dare. I'm serious.
Person B: uh oh. too late already did :p
Person B: they told me to have fun fucking jane.
Person A: Asshole.
Person A: Did it hurt when I pushed you into the boards??
Person B: no not really
Person A: oh. ok.
Person B: ??
Person B: you are mad. texts are in lowercase. uh oh i made the wife mad
Person A: i guess you dont need me to kiss it better then. thats all
Person B: WAIT NO
Person B: shane
Person B: shane please
Person B: baby plese
Person B: it hurts so bad i am in so much pain. nevr have been in this mucjh pain in my life. ever
Person B: sweetheart
Person B: you will kiss it and make it better?
Person A: Yes
Person B: ouch my dick hurts. will you kiss that too??
Person A: Ilya that is NOT how this works. You can't just say ouch something hurts to get me to kiss it. That's abusing the system.
Person B: shane i am in so much pain and you are laughing??? that is not very nice. J.J hit me very hard he must've slammed me so hard i banged my dick onto the ice. is not even funny. i am in pain.
Person B: hello??? where did you go?? you are not answering my texts now
Person B: your reads are on. i can see you reading them.
Person B: you are cruel
Person B: CRUEL!!!!!
Person A: Ilya you cant even SEE me. How would you even know that I'm laughing?
Person B: i know you are
Person A: Okay. Fine I will kiss you and your dick when you get home. Are you happy now?
Person B: yes thank you. harris is calling me to talk to interviewers. this will be so stupid and boring.i will see you in alittle bit. bye bye
Person A: I love you
Person B: I love you too. Mwah. I will give you kisses through the phone
Today 08:11 PM
Person A: Where are you????
Person B: shane its only been an hour. im just finishing press now baby. sorry these interviewers will talk forever
Person B: are you okay??
Person A: yeah
Person B: shane i can read you like a book. what are you not telling me??
Person B: what is wrong?? why are you upset? im sorry press took so long.
Person A: I'm preventing you from going out with your team. I'm a bad boyfriend.
Person A: iim sorry
Person A: You can go out with your team. I won't make you stay in.
Person A: I'll stay here and wait. You guys won tonight. You deserve to celebrate. I'm sorry. I won't even text you.
Person B: shane where is this coming from???
Person B: i love you. i want to come home to you. right now. you are not terrible boyfriend. do not ever say that again.
Person A: Ilya are you sure? The guys aren't going to be upset? You are the captain of the team.
Person B: sweetheart i asked you to kiss my dick
Person B: do you know how hard i am?? i couldn't even focus on the interviewers. i just kept thinking about coming home to you. i can't wait to fuck you into the mattress like you deserve
Person B: i want your pretty ass right now, you have freckles on your ass did you know that??
Person B: go into our room. check the bed. right on the pillows.
Person B: i left out a surprise for you
Person A: Ilya seriously?????????
Person A: why is there a white pair of panties laying on our bed?
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Person A: What??????
Person A: Who's panties are these? They have a tag left on them, they look brand new.
Person A: Ilya????????????????
Person B: they are for you lyubov' moya
Person B: now put them on like the good boy i know you are
Person B: i saw them at the shop. i thought to myself huh my pretty wife will look so pretty in these lacey panties. her ass will be even more stunning with them on. pretty white panties for a pretty girl.
Person B: your freckles will look unreal next to them.
Person A: you bought me panties?
Person A: ilya
Person A: oh my fuck
Person A: ok they are on
Person A: Ilya please get back here soon. This isn't fair. You're teasing me.
Person B: good boy
Person B: or should i say good girl??
Person B: be patient, sweetheart. you will make a mess in the pretty panties i just got you. thats not very good, i dont think?
Person A: im beinf goosd.
Person A: noyt even touching
Person A: fuck. ilya Plesase
Person B: ah. hollander you can barely type right now. did my gift turn you on that much?? i did not think you would like it this much. i will buy you every single color now. maybe i should buy you ones with my number on the back? so you can have my numbers branded on your ass? i think you would like that very much?
Person A: oh my fucking god.
Person B: oh youd like that wouldnt you?? having my number stretched across your perfect ass?
Person A: Ilya.
Person B: oh capital letters. you are very serious now
Person A: What in the ever fuck is taking you so long??? I know how far you live from the rink and it is not that far.
Person A: Wait
Person A: You're fucking doing this on purpose aren't you?
Person B: oh no
Person B: wife caught me. oh noooooooooooo
Person A: Ilya. Stop messing around. Get in your car and get here now or I will take these panties off and they will go in the trash and you won't be able to touch your wife at all tonight.
Person A: It's a 10 minute drive. I'm being serious. You have 15 minutes max or they are coming off.
Person B: wife is #strict
Person B: Harris taught me a new word the other day. he said he put troy in the doghouse. thats where im heading tonight ):
Person A: Ilya.
Person A: Harris is right. You're about to be sleeping in the dog house.
Person B: okay okay i am sorry. I am in car and driving now.
Person B: you will still have panties on when i get home right??
Person A: Thought you were driving. How are you texting me back then?
Person B: shane.
Person A: They will be on.
Person B: okay i am driving for real now. 10 minutes i promise
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