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Part 10 of Best of the Bests
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2026-02-23
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2026-04-19
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Determining the Best of the Best! (Soulsborne)

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Being a seasoned traveller of realms most unforgiving, you know when it's best to roll with the proverbial punches as a new gauntlet of challenges awaits.

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Chapter 1: Introduction

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This isn't right. The cave should have stopped by now, at least if your source spoke true. A short trip through the dank, dry system, then hook a left before the river. Stop if you encounter some ruins, you've gone to far and the creatures that dwell within are too powerful.

So, then. Why are you looking at a fog-wall?

While they're not always dangerous, chances are something big, mean and scary rests beyond. It always feels weird, the way the wind caresses your ear as you lean against it. Nothing but the sounds of nature hit you, hardly setting you at ease.

Fuck it, you're not turning back now. A quick tap of your hip confirms your sword is still very much in place, jerking your shoulder as you take your shield in hand. Stepping into the fog, your vision blurs, only for the walls to dissipate and reveal more cave.

Sort of.

Dark and a little gloomy, it's as claustrophobic as before. Only this time, you spy eight passages before you, all of them blocked by more fog walls. What's more, you feel a sharp pain shoot through your skull as you step forward, shield splintering into a dozen pieces as your sword dissolves into a fine mist.

“The fuck?” you mutter, stretching out your hands and seeing your gauntlets fade.

If only that were all, shivering as the cold hits you. No armour. No clothes. Hells, not even a scrap of fabric to keep your nether region hidden. Completely defenceless, the last thing you want as red mist swirls around a spot in the ground, right in the centre of the room.

A beautiful woman appears. Busty and wearing a fine gown, she smiles your way despite muscles tensing.

“Do not fear,” she begins in a whisper, words almost magically reaching your ears. “You've stumbled upon a trial, one I hope you conquer.”

“Without weapons?” you scoff. “Without armour?”

“You do not require such things,” she assures you, lightly shaking her head. With a broad, sweeping motion, she gestures to the fog walls behind her. “You will understand; simply choose your route.”

“And if I refuse?”

That soft, loving smile turns sinister, a flash of teeth all she needs to send a chill down your spine. “There is one way to find out.”

Maybe she's bluffing, but given your current state; you'd rather not test her. “Understood,” you relent with a sigh. “I submit to your trials.”

“Excellent.” How easily she turns friendly anew, once more gesturing to the many fog walls. “Step up, champion.”

While you could pick any, you naturally head to the leftmost option. Etched in stone beside the fog are simply terms. Best breasts, best pussy, best ass and best oral. Such an odd series of things to see written down. They certainly don't dissuade you, taking a deep breath as you plunge into the fog...

Notes:

Surprise! Well, kinda. I was umming and ahhing over what the next category for Best of the Best should be! Honestly, I'm not entirely sure if there are enough characters for this one, but only one way to find out. We're doing Soulsborne! (Which might also not be all that popular, but oh well.)

Now, what does this actually mean? Anyone from Demon's Souls, Dark Souls, Dark Souls 2, Dark Souls 3 and Bloodborne are eligible for categories, provided they have a name! Sorry, no desert pyromancers or nameless hunters. (I'm aware there are more 'souls-like' games under the Fromsoft umbrella, but I'm not all that familiar with them, so we're sticking with these games.)

Right, with that out of the way, here's how voting works: It's simple; for each category name 3 characters you wish to vote for and how many points your assigning, 3 points, 2 points and 1 point. These will be added to the tally and determine the winner of each category!

Example – Lucatiel 3, Lady Maria 2, Gwyndolin 1

This will give Lucatiel 3 points, Lady Maria 2 points and Gwyndolin 1 point. If this is confusing at all, please feel free to ask for clarification! While you don't have to vote in every category, all points must be dished out in categories you do vote in.

Each character can only win two categories before being ineligible for further victories. I also cannot stress this enough: named characters only!

Ineligible characters: N/A

 

The first four categories are:

Best Breasts
Best Ass
Best Pussy
Best Oral

 

The deadline is changing ever so slightly. Votes close on midnight Friday, so will no longer be counted from [27/02]! The results and next categories will then be uploaded a couple of days later on [02/03]!

VOTING NOW CLOSED