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Ochako and Izuku both hummed contentedly as they walked out into their living room, each of them carrying a bowl of snacks. Well actually, the petite Ochako was carrying one as delicately as she could to avoid a quirk accident that would accidentally tip the bowl over in mid air and dump her and Mina’s popcorn all over their new carpet, the massive Izuku however was carrying a bowl of potato chips in one arm, a bowl of pretzels in the other with a plate of Momo’s favorite cheesecake in the accompanying hand, then with the stupendous combination of Black Whip and Zero Gravity, he was carrying two pizza boxes, a thing of hot wings, a thing of breadsticks, a big bowl of nacho chips and a noticeably smaller bowl salsa, along with a few two liters of soft drinks.
“It really is amazing how much control you’ve managed to gather over that thing since you freaked out during Joint Training,” Mina joked, getting up from the couch to take the pizzas off of Izuku’s hands.
“I’ll say, you nearly tore the fucking place apart with those whips, now you’re just casually carrying our snacks with them,” Eijiro teased, grabbing the wings next and setting them on the coffee table.
Izuku shook his head as he tried to continue to balance all of the food on his person. “Practice makes perfect, it helps a lot when the quirk’s original owner is in your head giving you advice.”
“Oh that’s right, the Green Bae used to have ghosts in his head,” Camie recalled, pulling the pops off of him.
“Yep! That’s our Izuku! It wasn’t enough for him to get All Might’s quirk, he had to get six other quirks and completely fucking master them before we even graduated,” Kacchan chuckled, taking the chips and salsa.
“And yet he still had the grace to retire for the rest of us to climb the ranks,” Momo teased, taking the breadsticks off his hands.
“He’s even been so gracious to only be a part timer now that he’s back in business,” Shoto joked, pulling the pretzels next.
“Go easy on him,” Ochako giggled, putting down her and Mina’s popcorn. “It takes a long time to recover from what he put himself through,” she noted, kissing her husband’s cheek.
It was true. His body needed significant recovery time and a whole lot of physical therapy after his last fight with Tomura and All For One, especially with Aizawa using Eri’s horn to literally make his arms grow back and literally using Black Whip to puppet his own body by forcing it underneath his skin and inside his muscles, and that wasn’t even going into the attack from Tomura nearly blinding him at one point. Between all of those things it was a miracle he could even walk under his own power when third year started. The pain had lessened over the years but was still terrible even now, though having Ochako around for all of it certainly made it all a lot more easy to bear.
“Yeah before Mei and Melissa came through with those support items, I was beginning to think all I’d ever get to use One For All was party tricks,” Izuku chuckled, flexing his fingers. It was all a big relief, the cybernetic prosthetics had been exactly what he needed.
“And now look at you, the number two hero, behind only IcyHot,” Kacchan smirked.
“And look at you, the number three, behind only the two of us,” Izuku countered, smiling proudly at his oldest friend.
“Look at all of us,” Shoto mused. “1, 2, and 3,” he noted, pointing to himself, Izuku, then Katsuki. “6, 7, 8, 9,” he added, pointing to his wife, Ochako, Eijiro, and Mina. “And-”
“And finally flying solo, everyone’s favorite gyaru, the new number 15 hero, Illus-o-Camie!” Declared the delighted Shiketsu grad, the one single hero in the house who didn’t graduate from UA.
“My favorite gyaru especially,” Katsuki chuckled, giving her ass a good smack.
“I love the fact that being in the top three hasn’t made you any less naughty,” Camie giggled, settling into her own husband’s lap.
“Are you kidding? I’m pretty sure me being open about how much I fucking love you and how much I love fucking you is half the reason people actually like me now,” Katsuki snorted.
“People do love a wife guy,” Izuku chuckled, giving a meaningful look to Eijiro and Shoto who both shook their heads in agreement.
They all loved their wives. They couldn’t hide it even if they tried, though they weren’t.
“That being said, let’s tone it down a little, this is game night, not an orgy. Try to keep it PG, not XXX, okay?" Ochako playfully chastised.
“Why not make it a little XXX? There’s no reason we can’t turn into an orgy.” Mina joked, taking off her jacket to reveal a cream colored blouse that showed off an especially deep valley of cleavage.
“Could you please control your wife, Shitty Hair?” Katsuki snorted, flicking the utterly hypnotised Eijiro on his temple.
“Huh? What? I’m sorry! What’s going on?”
“Never mind him, baby, you just sit still and look at me being pretty and I’ll look at you being pretty too,” Mina giggled, taking a seat in her man’s lap, burying his face in her chest. She winked at Camie, who winked back at her.
Eijiro moaned deeply as he began kissing and sucking at the skin on Mina’s chest. Of all the guys here, Eijiro was the biggest slave to what his wife wanted. All of them hated to tell their loved ones no, but Eijiro was physically incapable of it even before they started dating. Mina had had this manly red haired rockhead tied around her little finger since the day they’d met and she liked it that way.
“Okay, if you guys want to just focus on each other, we have a guest room that you’re more than happy to use, but until then, focus on the board not Mina’s boobs” Izuku chuckled, using Blackwhip to pull Eijiro’s head back.
“Huh? Oh! Right! Sorry!”
Mina pouted.
Izuku shook his head and he pulled the game box out from under the coffee table. Even after 200 years and some change, Monopoly was still a classic game that was great for a hangout with friends. “Alright everyone, pick your pieces,” the One For All hero suggested, setting up the board.
“Dog!” Eijiro declared enthusiastically.
“Cat,” Katsuki snorted.
“Battleship,” Momo decided.
“Penguin!” Ochako grinned.
“Hmmm…” Camie hummed in thought as she pulled off her own jacket to reveal a pink blouse that showed off an excessive amount of cleavage just like Mina’s, prompting a pleased smirk from her husband. Camie winked back at Katsuki. This was all going exactly according to plan.
Izuku and Ochako shared a glance. They were both so damn done with these two horndog heroes.
“Rubber duck-bae!” Camie finally answered, smirking at the groans from her friends.
“Top hat?” Shoto requested, trying to keep the night moving.
“What’ll it be Mina? Race car or thimble?” Izuku asked, letting out a heavy sigh.
“Race car baby!” Mina grinned.
Camie’s smirk turned even more mischievous. Ochako had said it jokingly, but now the idea was stuck in her head, and she wanted to make it happen. “Hey Mina, I’ll give you a little kissie-kissie if you’ll trade me.”
Eijiro and Katsuki’s faces both turned red. So did everyone else’s.
“Hmmmmmmmmmm, it’s a deal! Pucker up baby girl!” The pink hero grinned, handing her car to Camie who gladly traded her the tiny metal ducky.
Camie moved onto Mina’s lap, giving Eijiro a front row seat to some fun girl on girl action as the two women wrapped their arms around one another and locked lips, eagerly exploring each other’s mouths with their tongues with Mina deliberately wiggling in her husband’s lap to make sure he was extra hard as he watched his and his best friend’s wives aggressively make out. No sir, this was the furthest thing from an innocent little “kissie-kissie.”
Izuku cleared his throat. “Okay, your trade is official. You can settle down now.”
“Do we have to?” Camie giggled.
“I certainly won’t complain,” Eijiro blushed.
Izuku rolled his eyes. “All the other pieces are taken, so I guess the thimble is mine.”
“Hey Ochako, how big is his thimble?” Mina joked, holding onto Camie and her hubby.
Ochako blushed. She really felt like she should say something like ‘That’s none of your business!’ But unforutnately, Ochako also really liked to brag about her amazing husband’s many amazing qualities.
“It’s… More like a motorcycle helmet,” she admitted, her and Izuku’s already deep blushes from Mina and Camie’s impromptu makeout session turning even redder.
The horndog heroes and Momo all stared back at Ochako gobsmacked. They turned to their husbands who merely shook their heads in confirmation. They’d shared a locker room with this man, they knew she wasn’t exaggerating. If anything, she might have been being modest for Izuku.
“I’ll sell you both my every single property for one dollar if you let me see-”
“CAMIE!” Momo chastised.
“Oh fine!” Camie pouted, crossing her arms as her face turned grumpy.
It wasn’t that the heiress wanted to see it as well, but that was personal information that wasn’t anyone else’s to know unless Ochako and Izuku felt like talking about it and as Ochako had said earlier, this was supposed to be just a family game night. They needed to do their best to keep it PG.
“So anyway, Momo, would you like to play banker?” Ochako asked, trying to recover her wits after all the… Tension that Camie and Mina were stirring up.
“Oh yes! I’d be glad to!” Momo agreed, smiling contentedly as she quickly gathered up everyone’s $1500 dollars. Anything to keep her mind off of the nonsense of those two women.
Izuku rubbed his hands together excitedly once everything was set up. “Okay! So house rules, money for buying a property goes to the banker, but money from fines from Community Chest and Chance go underneath Free Parking. Whoever lands there can take the pot.”
Mina smacked her face. “I forgot my pot at home!”
“Dammit!” Cried Camie, Eijiro, and to his wife’s surprise, Izuku.
“Since when do you smoke?” Ochako asked.
“I don’t, but I’ve been wanting to try some,” Izuku admitted. “I wanted to see if it could help with the pain,” he explained, holding up his mangled hands.
Ochako nodded sympathetically. Ibuprofen could only do so much.
“Momo-bae?” Camie asked, tapping her pointer fingers together.
“My quirk only works on inorganic material, nice try though,” the heiress snorted. It wasn’t the full truth. Her quirk’s limit was living material not necessarily organic material, but the real truth was she’d never thought to try to learn how to make cannabis.
Camie pouted.
“So who goes first?” Shoto asked, trying to get the game going.
“Well I was gonna say in order of family name, but six people here sharing a family name,” Izuku noted.
“Six?” Camie asked.
Izuku smirked and nodded towards Shoto and Momo.
“There’s always gotta be that one bitch in the group that’s gotta be different,” Camie teased.
“For the record, I did offer to change my last name but I’m pretty sure my old man would’ve had a heart attack the moment the priest called me, Shoto Yaoyorozu,” the number one hero joked.
“We were planning on having a ceremony in the United States and having the two of us being Shoto and Momo Yaoyorozu-Todoroki, but the very plane we were supposed to take to Las Vegas was attacked by a villain who assumed we were already on board,” Momo recalled.
“We cut our losses and just got married at the actual airport. Vine did the ceremony,” Shoto explained.
“How absolutely fucking romantic,” Katsuki groaned, sounding deeply uninterested. “Anyway, we can keep the family name logic and have Camie go first then me. Her given name goes before mine.”
“Alright, so the order we'll go in is Camie, Kacchan, Eijrio, Mina, me, Ochako, Shoto, then Momo. Sound good?” Izuku asked.
Everyone made murmurs of agreement and Camie rolled.
“Ooh! Two sixes! That means I can go again right?” Camie asked.
“You can, but first do you wanna buy the property you landed on?” Izuku asked.
“What do you think babe? Should I drip myself out on the electric company?”
Katsuki shook his head in amusement. “Why the fuck are you asking- Yes, buy the fucking thing!”
“Okay then! Like my bae says, I’ll buy the fucking thing!”
“$150 please,” Momo requested, holding her hand out to accept the money from Camie.
Camie passed her the money to Momo then kissed her hand causing the heiress to blush furiously.
Katsuki rolled his eyes. His wife was usually pretty chill but once she was determined to do something, it was impossible to get her mind off of it. It was one of the reasons he fell for her.
He pulled up his phone and set a stop watch.
“What are you timing Kacchan?” Izuku asked.
“I’m just wondering how long this game will take, that’s all.”
“Are you not having fun?”
“No, no, I’m having fun. I’m just curious how long our game will actually take,” Katsuki reassured. It wasn’t a complete lie. He was having fun and he was curious how long the game would take, but he had a funny feeling it wouldn’t end with one player having control of the whole board.
“Alright then,” Izuku shrugged. “Anyway, Camie, it’s still your turn, go ahead and roll again.”
Camie did so and rolled two sixes again. “SCORESIES!”
“It’s pronounced Scorsese,” Mina teased.
“Oh shut up,” Camie laughed, pushing the pink girl off her husband’s lap.
Mina lost her balance and nearly fell off the couch completely but was luckily saved by Izuku grabbing her at the last second. “You okay?”
“Yeah, yeah, I’m fine,” Mina murmured, her head now laying sidelong in his lap. She suddenly smirked. She hadn’t meant to fall into this position but she was here now, she might as well keep pushing her agenda. “I think I’ll stay here for a bit,” she yawned, stretching herself out so that her toned midriff was revealed. She pulled her shirt down, seemingly trying to fix it but also giving Izuku (and Ochako) a pretty darn good look at her cleavage.
Katsuki shook his head. These two wouldn’t know subtlety if it bit them in the head. He glanced over at Eijiro who seemed to be enjoying the view of his wife. He let out a small chuckle. This adorable dumbass had no idea what their spouses were planning. Fuck it. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
“Pretty great view, huh?” He whispered to the red haired hunk’s ear.
Eijiro shivered. “You know it.”
“I’ve got a pretty great view too,” Katsuki noted, wrapping an arm around his first UA friend.
Eijiro blushed and let Katsuki pull him closer.
Camie and Mina’s faces went wide with awe. Camie’s husband was flirting with Mina’s husband! Their evil plan was working!
“Okay, okay, keep it in your pants boys!” Ochako warned. “Camie, you rolled doubles again, go ahead and move your piece.”
Camie moved her race car twelve spaces until it reached Illinois Avenue. “Bae?”
“Don’t ask me for advice, just buy the fucking thing!” Katsuki laughed, sliding his hand up Eijiro's chest while still wrapping his arm around her waist.
Camie giggled. “That’s $240?”
“It is indeed,” Momo replied.
“Put it on my tab, Momo,” Eijiro hummed, enjoying the attention he was getting from Katsuki.
“Such a sweetie,” Camie grinned, kissing the redhead’s cheek… Then trailing more kisses until they reached his neck.
Eijiro moaned softly.
Izuku let out a loud groan. “If you guys want to have a threesome, you’re gonna have to do it after our game.”
“We can’t just fuck on your coach in the middle of the game?” Mina asked, batting eyelashes at Izuku.
Izuku rolled his eyes. “Not until everyone’s turn is done.”
“Party pooper,” Mina pouted.
Eijiro handed Momo his money for Camie’s property, Momo handed both properties that had been purchased during Camie’s turn to Camie herself.
“Okay, you rolled doubles again, if you roll it three times you’ll go to jail,” Izuku warned.
Camie shook the dice in her hands one more time. “Breath on them for good luck?”
Katsuki playfully rolled his eyes but blew on the dice like his wife asked.
“You too big guy pants?” She asked, holding them out for Eijiro.
Eijiro grinned widely and blew on the dice for Camie as well.
“And for good measure, Mina?”
Mina eagerly sat up, her horns barely missing Ochako and Izuku’s face, and blew on the dice as well, looking up with a seductive smile at her best friend.
Camie resumed shaking the dice and threw them… Two sixes again.
“DAMMIT!”
“We failed you!” Mina whined as she, her husband, and her husband’s crush all hugged her crush.
“We’ll be nice and let you still buy your property, but after that, you have to go to jail,” Izuku instructed.
Camie nodded, tears in her eyes as she moved her piece up the board again. “A chance card?”
Izuku shook his head. “I can already see i-”
“GET OUT OF JAIL FREE!!!!!” She screamed with delight.
Ochako rolled her eyes. “You called it babe.”
“Roll again?” Izuku asked.
Camie smirked. “Okay here’s an offer, you take off your shirt and show us those abs of yours and I’ll let Kats go, or I go again.”
Izuku shook his head. “How about I keep being nice and do both?”
Now all the girls were screaming with delight as Izuku stood up and undid his button up and pulled off his undershirt. The boys were pretty okay with it as well.
“HOLY SHIT!” She screamed out in awe, blatantly gawking at her host’s incredible physique.
Izuku was pretty cut despite looking like he’d been cut up and stitched back together more than a dozen times over.
Momo glanced back at her husband who wore a guilty smile.
“I greatly enjoy being bisexual,” Shoto admitted.
“So do I,” Momo conceded, thinking back to Mina and Camie’s little stunt from earlier with a guilty smirk.
Izuku groaned. “Okay, all of us being bisexual disasters aside-”
“I’m pan actually,” Eijirio corrected.
Izuku blinked in surprise but nodded. “Okay, all of us multisexual disasters aside, Camie, since you were supposed to go to jail after this turn, I want you to move your piece back to Just Visiting, okay?” The host requested.
Camie nodded and did as the host asked. It seemed fair and he’d also been nice enough to show everyone his (fucking amazing) abs.
“HOLY SHITBALLS!” Camie gasped.
“Two fucking sixes AGAIN?!” Katsuki hollered in shock.
“I think Lady Luck’s got a little girl crush on me!” Camie giggled, moving her piece up the board. “Ooh! A chance card, I wonder what this one will be,” she hummed as she pulled the question mark card from the deck on the board. “‘You’ve been elected Chairman of the Board,’ ooh! Yay me! ‘Pay each player 50 dollars…’ Oh shit, okay maybe I jinxed it,” the gyaru shrugged, handing out seven $50s to the rest of the players.
“Alright, let’s see if your luck really has run out. Go again, Camie,” Izuku chuckled.
Camie rolled again. A five and a three for a total of eight spaces. “Oh you’ve gotta be kidding me!” the Shiketsu grad laughed as her race car landed on go to jail. “Two stints in jail! Damn! Some hero I turned out to be!”
Katsuki laughed and set her piece on the orange jail cell. “Alright! My turn! And it’s… 11! I can work with 11!”
“Oh thank God, a short turn!” Momo laughed. “Good grief Camie!”
“Hey don’t blame me!” Camie laughed. “It’s not my fault the dice and I were having a love affair while Izuku was being really nice!”
“It is partially my fault,” Izuku conceded. “But I’ll keep handing out gimmies because I love you guys.”
“We love you too, Deku,” Ochako grinned, kissing her husband’s cheek.
“We really love you,” Mina teased, running her hand up his still bare chest.
Izuku broke out in a blush. “Aren’t we both married?”
“Ochako can do this to Eijiro too if she wants,” Mina replied.
“Mina, please stop trying to make things get sexual here,” Ochako begged, visibly uncomfortable with how much she was enjoying seeing another woman touch her husband.
Mina laughed and pulled away from the hunky green haired host.
“Enough! Let’s play this damn game!” Katsuki hollered, moving his piece to St. Charles Place. “Ponytail, here’s a hundred-forty.”
“You didn’t seem to have a problem with her and your wife putting the moves on everyone earlier,” Momo snorted.
“Well yeah, but it wasn’t my turn then. My turn’s over now, so I can go back to encouraging them and maybe having a bit of fun of my own,” Katsuki replied, blatantly sliding his hand down the front of Eijiro’s pants.
Eijiro moaned softly as he felt Katsuki start to massage his cock. He had no desire to discourage him. “Okay, my turn,” he hummed, rolling the dice. “Two. That’s, mm, Community Chest,” the red head murmured, picking up the card. “‘Bank Error In Your Favor, Collect $200 Dollars.’ Money and a hand job! Score!”
Izuku and Ochako groaned. They wanted to yell at Katsuki to not knock it off but clearly Eijiro was enjoying himself. They’d wanted a wholesome family game night, but this was going off the rails rapidly. They weren’t even sure if they were upset, but they were a little disappointed this wasn’t just about playing Monopoly.
“Your turn babe,” Eijiro grinned, smacking Mina’s particularly amazing ass after handing her the dice.
Mina grinned widely but shook her head. “You rolled snake eyes, big guy pants, you get to go again.”
“Oh okay,” he hummed, looking especially relaxed as Kats kept palming his cock. He rolled again. “Snake eyes again?” He muttered before moving his piece to… “Income Tax? Pay 10% or 200 Dollars. 10% of what? All of my money or the money I’ve made from properties?”
Izuku pulled out the rule book. “That’s 10% of all your total net worth. So all the money you have at the moment plus the value of your properties, mortgaged and unmortgaged."
Eijiro nodded. “I’ve got Seventeen-HuUuUundred…" the redhead trailed off, letting out a much deeper moan as Katsuki blatantly pulled out his cock and began full on stroking it while Mina and Camie began kissing his chest.
“Ten percent of that is $170, so you’d be wise to…” Izuku began to suggest what Eijiro should do but trailed off as well as he watched two of his closest friends begin making out with each other while Camie began sucking off her husband’s best friend and Mina did the same for Kacchan. The One For All Hero groaned in exasperation. “GUYS!”
The horny heroes looked back at Izuku with wide eyes and actually a bit of embarrassment.
“Sorry Izubro,” Eijirio apologized, his face matching his hair. “Uh, yeah, I’ll pay the $200 and roll again.”
Izuku looked back at his wife, Momo, and Shoto. They all three shrugged at him.
“$200 it is,” Momo hummed, trying to sound polite still. She was embarrassed by how easily distracted Eijiro had been but she’d also be lying if she’d said she wasn’t turned on by the whole thing.
Eijiro rolled his dice again. “Okay. Three this time. That’s a Chance card,” he murmured, picking up a question mark card of his own. “‘Go Back Three Spaces,’ so unmanly,” the redhead grumbled, moving his piece back and handing Momo another $200 dollars.
Momo blinked at him. “You realize you could’ve just handed me $170 dollars last time and $150 this time.”
Eijiro blinked back at her. “Well shit.”
Mina giggled. “His brain might be full of rocks but I like him that way,” the pink lady grinned, kissing her husband’s cheek.
“Alright, Mina, go ahead and roll!” Ochako suggested.
“Ooh! A 12 just like Camie!”
“Pay up baby girl!” Camie smirked.
“Oh dammit! I forgot about that part!” Mina huffed. “How much is it?”
Camie picked her card back up. “It says… Actually, Kats, how about you read this, I’m gonna have a snack.”
Katsuki took the card and looked at her confused but shrugged. “It says that the owner is entitled to- wOAH!” Katsuki let out a surprised yelp followed by a moan. Camie’s sudden craving wasn’t for any pretzels or the like, it was for her hubby’s big cock. “Um, yeah, it says the rent is four times whatever the play rolls with one utility, ten times with two utilities. So roll the dice again and see what you get.”
Mina rolled and then groaned. “10. That’s $40 right?”
“Yep,” Kats replied, letting the contentment settle in as Camie went to work on him. “Just put the money on her pile.”
Camie waved a finger in the air as she kept sucking her hubby off then pointed to Eijiro’s pile.
Momo looked at Izuku and Ochako. “Is there any rule that says a person has to accept their payment for themselves?”
The couple shared a confused look and then shrugged at each other.
“Well I guess there’s no rule that says she can’t give her payment to someone else,” Ochako sighed. “Go ahead, Camie.”
Camie gave Ochako an okay sign, still eagerly choking on her husband’s cock.
Mina shrugged and rolled again. “12 again. How much this time, Camie?”
“Just $18,” Kats answered on his wife’s behalf.
Mina grumbled, handed the money over to her husband (Camie still refused the payment for herself and instructed it be given to Mina’s husband), then rolled again. “Two fives! Are you serious?!”
“We’ll do the same thing we did for Camie, go to the property and buy it if you like, then go to jail,”
“Pennsylania Avenue! I’m taking it!” Mina declared, handing Momo $320 dollars before moving her rubber duckie next to Camie’s race car.
“Alright Deku, your turn,” Ochako replied.
Mina handed the dice to Izuku then let out a yawn and like a teenager at a movie theater, stretched her arms out just to drape them over her husband and her host’s broad, muscular shoulders.
Eijiro blushed while Izuku rolled his eyes.
“I’ll just say, going with it is more fun than fighting it,” Katsuki chuckled, kissing Eijiro’s neck much to the red head’s delight.
Izuku ignored him and rolled his dice. “6. Just passed you, Eijiro.”
“Sweet br- Ooooh…” Eijiro trailed off again.
Izuku didn’t need to look to see what was happening because it was happening to him too. Mina was stroking the both of them at once now.
“Mina, why are you stroking off my husband?” Ochako asked, looking on in a mix of horror and lust.
“Because your husband has a great cock and deserves to be stroked off, don’t you agree?” Mina teased, moving her hands rapidly.
Ochako bit her lip. “But isn’t that my job?”
Mina shrugged. “Sharing is caring isn’t it?”
Ochako opened her mouth to reply then closed it. She really wasn’t sure how to reply to that statement.
Izuku bit back a moan, Mina really was incredibly good at this sort of thing. “Eijiro, if you’re gonna cum, get a napkin, I don’t want you getting anything on the couch or the table.”
“Y-y-yes daddy,” Eijiro murmured out, doing as Izuku asked, holding a wad of napkins up to his tip. He wasn’t gonna last much longer thanks to what Kats and Camie had already been doing.
“Okay, that’s $100 dollars for Oriental,” Izuku rolled the dice again. “$120 for Connecticut," again. “And $160 for Virginia,” he grumbled out, handing the $380 to Momo who, along with Shoto and Ochako, was greatly enjoying the scenes before them. “Your turn Occhan.”
Ochako stared at her husband, Mina, and Eijiro. She was starting to drool over them. She felt like she should have been jealous but all she really wanted was to get in the middle of the action as well.
“Ochako?” Momo called out.
“Huh? Oh right! The game!”
“Which I just lost,” Shoto chuckled.
The entire rest of the room groaned then laughed then returned to their prior business.
Ochako rolled her dice. “Three. Okay, that’s $60 for Baltic Avenue. Take it for me, Momo.”
“Why can’t you just- Oh. I see,” the heiress’s question died as Ochako moved into Mina’s lap and began kissing her deeply, her hands finding their place on the alien girl’s tits just as the boys’ hands were finding their way to hers.
Momo exchanged a glance with her husband.
“Uh, finish the first round then join them?” She chuckled.
“Sounds good!” Shoto agreed.
Momo rolled the dice for herself. “5. That’s one of the trains and I will take it for $200 dollars. Your turn dear.”
Shoto rolled his dice next. “7. That’s a chance card, and my card is… Advance Token To Reading Railroad, Collect $200 Dollars If You Pass Go,” the number one and number six heroes shared a small laugh. Momo had just bought that railroad.
“$175 for you, and $25 for me for you landing on my property,” Momo chuckled, distributing the money between herself and her husband.
The two smiled fondly at one another and smiled.
“Shall we?” Momo asked.
“Let’s,” Shoto replied before pulling off his shirt and burying his face in his beautiful wife’s big chest.
“We’re getting in on this, who wants what?” Momo hollered out, giggling as she stood up and began to undress herself.
“You know, come to think of it, we all have amazing abilities, how come we’re not using them?” Shoto chuckled.
As if on cue, Izuku shot out two strands of Black Whip, one that began stroking Shoto off and one that began playing with Momo’s pussy.
“Have I ever mentioned how much I love you?” Momo giggled, looking at her husband. “And how much I absolutely love Izuku’s amazing quirks?” She moaned out.
“Both have been well known,” Shoto snickered, kissing her deeply as Izuku worked the both of them. He squeezed her tits, turning up the heat and the cold on each hand. A little temperature play never hurt anyone.
“And yet, I really feel like we need to split up,” Momo murmured as she and her husband continued to make out.
“Or at least join the others,” Shoto hummed, picking up his wife and carrying her over to where Camie and Katsuki were. “Permission to fuck your wife’s amazing ass?”
Katsuki smirked and tapped the lap feature on the stopwatch he’d set up. The orgy had officially begun.
“Granted,” The Bombshell Hero snorted, pressing Camie’s face against his groin.
“Mhmm!” Camie murmured, mischievously wiggling her aforementioned ass.
“Permission to have my pussy eaten like a tangerine?” Momo giggled.
“Grant- MHM!” Katsuki’s reply was cut off by Momo’s husband placing her on top of the couch with her legs hanging over the back of it and Katsuki’s shoulders and in front of Katsuki’s face. Katuski’s hands in turn, quickly moved from pressing down on Camie head against his base to gripping Momo’s equally incredible ass to keep her balanced as he began to dig in.
Katsuki quickly took note of the way her sex tasted and smelled compared to Camie’s. His wife usually washed with a vanilla scented bodysoap, but Momo smelled more like strawberries. Her pussy weirdly tasted like it too though somehow also like licking a battery, maybe from the built up energy of her quirk? It was strange but his quirk made him sweat nitroglycerin, so who was he to judge? No point in judging anyway, why complain when a gorgeous girl like Momo was screaming his name from his tongue.
Camie in turn was screaming Shoto’s name against Katsuki’s cock (Katsuki weirdly enjoyed the vibrations as well) as Shoto buried his cock inside her asshole. She’d honestly been fantasizing about this since she’d seen him on TV at the UA Sports Festival all those years ago and he was living up to the hype and then some. He wasn’t quite as aggressive as her husband but with the way he was pounding her, he’d do in a pinch, and the temperature play was especially fun. It was like having melted wax dripped on her skin at the same time as an ice cube was being pressed against her. It felt so good that she had to tend to the one hole no one was working with. She was really glad she kept her nails short.
Meanwhile on the other side of the room, Eijrio was living his best life. Izuku’s cock in his ass, Mina’s mouth on his cock, and Ochako’s pussy on his mouth. They’d rearranged their situation a bit because they knew the himbo had had his head in the gutter ever since Camie and Mina had decided to make out in front of him and no one had done anything to keep his mind off of sex even during the game.
Especially not during the game.
“So manly!” He muttered, bouncing on Izuku’s monster cock.
In high school, Izuku had been shorter than Eijiro by a decent margin in high school, but after graduation the guy had had a huge growth spurt. Eijiro was built wider, he’d been working to make himself a wall of meat to protect people as Red Riot, but Izuku had just kept working out for the fun of it and had already built a natural strength and a damn impressive physique even before UA that he’d been refining more and more as he got older. Eijiro was built like an Olympian athlete, Izuku was built like he was an Olympian sent from the heavens. If they’d done anything back in the dorms, Eijiro probably could’ve manhandled Izuku, but there was in a million years that this mountainous human being could ever be ragdolled by him.
Mina took her mouth off her husband’s cock. “Okay, a blowjob at the same time you’re being fucked isn’t great for my throat. You mind if I switch positions babe?” She asked, sliding her sex onto her hubby’s cock.
“Go for-,” Eijiro’s moaned out approval was cut off by his wife shoving his face in her titties, his feeling of ecstasy briefly fading but roaring back to life as Mina traded her mouth for her pussy.
“Oh yeah, this is a lot better,” Mina muttered, moving with Izuku and her husband’s movements. Sliding in and out in time with the number two hero’s movements. Going all the way down at the same time as Izuku going all the way in. It was best for all three of them. Maximum pressure on Eijiro and extra pressure for the bread of this sandwich.
Ochako huffed. “Hey Mina, your husband seems a little distracted. You mind if I-?”
“Get your cute little butt down here!” Mina moaned out.
Ochako grinned and tapped her own shoulder, floating off of Eijiro and then settling down next to Mina.
“Sorry Ochako, your husband and my wife are just too good to focus,” the redhead chuckled, looking a little embarrassed.
“It’s okay, Deku and Mina are both pretty talen- OH! OOOOOoooooh Oooooh…” Ochako’s reassurance died in her mouth as Mina slipped in between her legs and began going to work. “Ooooooh shit. Deku, maybe we need to do nights like this more often.”
“We can hash out the details later,” Izuku grunted, moving faster into Eijiro’s asshole.
The aforementioned himbo’s eyes were clenched shut now. He’d been the most stimulated of the gang tonight. He’d made a heroic effort thus far, but now he was losing the fight.
“Guys! Guys, I think I’m gonna- OH! Oh! Oh! Ooooooooohhhhhh…” He stammered out as he filled up his wife.
Izuku chuckled. “You have a good night tonight, big guy?” He asked, gently cradling his cheek.
Eijiro nodded. “A really good time.”
“That’s good. Why don’t you pull out now and go shower then relax in the guest room? You can rejoin later if you feel like it, okay?” Izuku suggested, giving the redhead a small, gentle kiss.
“Mina?” He asked.
“Itsh shokay maby,” Mina replied, her voice muffled by Ochako’s sex.
“Oh sorry!” The brunette murmured, crawling off of Mina.
“It’s okay baby, we’ve had our chill session. Go ahead and watch some Netflix,” the pink girl reassured, giving her husband a tender kiss on his lips.
“You’ve been hanging out with Camie too much,” Eijiro chuckled, before hopping off of Izuku’s dick then pulling out of his little wife.
Izuku smiled at the other man then looked at the other two women with a wolfish grin. “Round two?”
Mina grinned wickedly. “Oh my God yes! I’ve been wanting to try that ever since Ochako compared it to a motorcycle helmet!”
Ochako giggled. “How about a trade? I’ll eat you and you’ll suck him off?”
“Deal!”
Izuku quickly grabbed Mina by her shoulders and dragged her across the carpet until her face was right underneath his cock. “Are you ready?”
“Hold on,” Mina chuckled, stroking the green bean’s cock with the mildest acid she could muster. “Okay, now you’re clean and I am reeeeeeeadyyyyyyyy!” The Ridley Hero declared before swallowing Izuku’s huge, thick cock whole.
“Good girl,” he muttered, grabbing onto her tits as he began to properly fuck her throat.
Mina was enjoying this more. When Izuku was fucking Eijiro earlier, her husband’s dives into her mouth felt more random and ill timed, here though, Izuku was purely focused on her and was being rough with but focused. It was no shade to Eijiro though, the poor guy had a one track mind and wasn’t great at focusing when he felt good.
There was a reason she usually led the proceedings when it was just the two of them.
Here though, she wasn’t leading shit, she was completely at Izuku’s mercy, and Ochako’s once she started to dig in on her pussy.
This was pretty great for her because these two were at the top of her hallway pass list. Actually, this entire room was on her list.
It was Izuku, Ochako, Camie, then Toru, then Katsuki, Momo, and Shoto, then Kendo, and Shinso. A pretty good list in her opinion. And with all but three of her list here, this day was proving to be a dream come true.
Ochako felt the same way. “I’ve had a girl crush on you and Momo for forever. I hope I can get a piece of her too before the night’s over.”
“Any preferences?” Momo giggled, coming up behind her with a strap on she’d just made with her quirk.
Ochako let out a loud moan as she felt the silicone cock stretch her out.
“I would’ve based it on Midoriya’s cock but I haven’t gotten to play with it yet,” the Everything Hero snickered, eagerly ramming the dildo into Ochako’s pussy.
Mina pulled out Izuku’s cock and kept stroking it. “You’e gotta try this babe! It’s good stuff!”
Izuku smirked. “Do you want it?”
Momo licked her lips as she kept fucking Ochako. “Oh yes please!”
Mina pressed one last kiss to Izuku’s shaft. “Have fun! And quit slacking off ‘Chako!”
“Oh sorry!” Ochako laughed, burying her face in Mina’s citrus flavored pussy.
“It looks like your portside is occupied so it looks like I’ll have to take starboard,” Izuku chuckled, giving her ass a good smack.
Momo giggled. “That’s the stern. The port and starboard are the left and right sides of the ship.”
“Learn something new everyday,” Izuku hummed, pressing his cock into her asshole.
“Ohhhhh… Oh my God!” Momo moaned out. “Shoto, you need to try this after I’m done,” she muttered, trying her best to time her thrusts into Ochako with her husband's thrusts into her.
“Deku has that effect on people,” Ochako giggled, making sure to finger Mina while she teased Momo.
“Let’s keep the talking to a minimum, Occhan,” Izuku chuckled, starting to channel a small bit of One For All into his thrusts, causing Momo to thrust even harder into Ochako.
The two women let out even louder moans as they were pounded into with Ochako trying harder to focus on tonguing Mina.
It wasn’t very effective.
“We’ll have to table this babes, I’m not sure your tongue is working the way you want it too,” Mina giggled, giving a kiss to the brunette, then the heiress and the green bean. “Hey Camie! Do you and your boys want a fourth again?”
Katsuki, Shoto, and Camie all grinned.
“Uh, YES PLEASE!” Camie hollered in delight, patting her seat in the middle of the couch.
“I saw you weren’t really getting what you needed from Shitty Hair or Round Face back there, maybe you’d like this to be all you?” Katsuki offered.
Mina’s eyes went wide with delight and need. “Please?”
“Why don’t you take a seat right here?” Shoto offered, patting his lap with his rather impressively sized cock on full display.
Mina blinked and looked over at Katsuki’s dick as well. He was a monster too.
“Was every guy in our class hung?”
“Mineta was average sized and Aoyama was trans but the rest of our all big guys yeah, Izuku’s is just the biggest,” Katsuki explained. “Either way, sit on Todoroki and let Camie take care of your other hole.”
“That still leaves one hole unaccounted for, Mr. King Explosion Muder,” Mina noted, her voice taking on a husky tone.
“It’s Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight,” Katsuki laughed, picking up the pink girl himself and plopping her down directly on Shoto’s manhood.
The two let out a loud moan as he filled her, Mina’s mixing with a surprised yelp as she adjusted to the position. Shoto felt amazing, she just wasn’t ready for him to be inside her so darn quickly, especially not back there.
“One down,” she muttered, bouncing on the number one hero’s knob.
“Two to go,” Camie giggled, her voice coming out in a sultry tone that made Shoto and her husband harder than ever and made Mina even more wet. The Shiketsu grad buried her face in Mina’s sex, relishing in the citrusy taste with delight while also squeezing her best friend’s ass cheeks. She wanted to make sure Mina got what she needed.
“One left…” Mina moaned out, her tongue falling out of her mouth as her lower was being relished.
Katsuki chuckled and gently tapped the alien girl’s cheek with his shaft. “Not for long,” he hummed, sticking his cock in her pretty mouth. “Mmmm… I can see why Shitty Hair likes you so much…”
Mina winked, eagerly slobbering all over the lovable jerk’s knob. This was heaven on earth. A handsome guy with his cock in her mouth, another guy in her asshole who was kissing her neck and playing with her tits, and a sexy lady devouring her pussy.
She definitely wasn’t gonna last like this but she’d try as best she could for these three. She’d asked to be here, the least she could do was make sure they were satisfied too.
Shoto was having an especially fun night. He’d been looking forward to hanging out with everyone again and playing some board games, but fucking and sucking everyone in sight sounded like a lot more fun. It had also been a great exercise in his quirk control. After all, part of being number one meant constantly learning new tricks and using his heat and his cold to pleasure his friends was another great trick he could use in the future. A trick Mina was becoming especially well acquainted with as he kneaded her breasts like it was his job.
Katsuki couldn’t remember the last time he’d had this much fun either. It was funny looking back on his teenage self, he never would’ve allowed himself to be in this kind of position, but now that kind of attitude just seemed limiting. Why deny himself the pleasure of being sucked off by Raccoon Eyes? Why deny himself the pleasure of jerking off Shitty Hair? Why deny himself the pleasure of gawking at Izuku’s abs or his wife’s tits?
Camie herself was so glad she’d stayed in touch with her two UA kohais, she’d have never met up with Mina, and they’d have never instigated this situation where everyone was letting their lewd side run wild.
Mina tried to focus as best she could on just moving her hips and her tongue. Nothing else. She was afraid if she didn’t focus on moving with Shoto and sucking off Katsuki she’d blow like a whale. Judging by the pleasured noises from the two boys, her efforts weren’t going unappreciated. Neither were theirs.
Camie however was intensely focused on making Mina cum. Her will was strong but she had a secret weapon.
She blew a bit of smoke away from her gal pal’s sex and from it emerged an image of Eijiro jerking himself off like there was no tomorrow.
“Oh Mina…” the illusion hummed, his voice driving Mina closer and closer to the edge. “Let’s do it together baby,” he moaned out, white stuff flying from his tip.
Mina rolled her eyes in pleasure and squirted all over Camie’s face.
“Fhuck…” the pink girl muttered against Katsuki’s cock, her body going limp against Shoto
Camie smirked then blew more smoke, conjuring a vision of Momo sitting on the number one hero’s cock in Mina’s place. “Ohhhhhhhh Shoto…”
“Momo?!”
“Cum for me,” She moaned out, fingering her sex endlessly as her husband bounced her ass on his cock.
“Momo,” Shoto muttered, pounding Mina even harder than ever.
“Shoto.”
“Momo.”
“Shoto!” The illusion screamed, spraying her juices everywhere.
“Momo!” Shoto hollered out, filling up Mina’s asshole with his seed.
Mina panted. She was already out but now she’d gone from zero to negative one hundred.
Shoto breathed deeply. “Fuck. Sorry.”
“S’okay…” Mina slurred out.
Camie giggled. “You guys can go sit with Eijiro.”
“Sounds good,” Mina murmured, standing up off of Shoto. She nearly fell down from the weakness in her legs but was thankfully caught by Camie.
Shoto stood up and scooped the pink woman into his arms. “Let’s, uh, let’s get to the guest room.”
“Shower first!” Izuku moaned out, still plowing Momo.
Shoto and Mina issued their host a thumbs up.
“Towels are- Ohhhhhh fuck- Under the sink!” Ochako stammered out, still being plowed by Momo. “Fuck! Fuck! Momo! Keep going!” The brown haired woman muttered, feeling her limit rapidly approach from the heiress’s exemplary strap work.
“Oh my! It looks like we’ll have some company before we finish the night!” Momo muttered, watching as Katsuki and Camie came to join them. “Do you two mind waiting just a few more moments? I’m pretty sure Ochako is about to-”
“CUMMING!” The brunette screamed, spraying all over Momo’s plastic cock.
“That didn’t take very long,” Momo mused. “Alright then, Katsuki, do you want to get behind Izuku while I take Camie?”
“Uh, before that, Ochako, can you walk?” Izuku asked.
Ochako shook her head.
“I’ll be back in a minute, husband duty calls,” Izuku chuckled, pulling out of Momo.
Momo nodded and produced a cleaning solution. “You’ll need that for when you get back.”
“You’re gonna start without me?” Izuku snorted.
“Sex waits only for an invitation and no one else,” Momo giggled.
Izuku shook his head in amusement then scooped his tuckered wife into his arms, walking with her into the master bathroom.
“So what shall we do now?” The heiress asked, clapping her hands together.
Camie thought for a minute. “Make more of that solution and clean your dildo, then give it to me.”
Momo huffed. “Eh, I’d rather just make another dildo. Making liquids is harder than making solids,” she muttered.
“But wouldn’t it take up more fuel to make another strap on instead of just another vial cleaning solution?”
Momo nodded. She was right. “I’ll just make the solution straight from my hand,” she hummed, her palm and fingers glowing as she began stroking the plastic cock.
It was a weirdly erotic sight for Katsuki and Camie.
“Alright, so I’m guessing you want to use the strap now, for me or for him?”
“For you, Pony Tail! We’re making a Momo sandwich!” Katsuki answered, grabbing the heiress from behind.
“Oh my! How exciting!” The number six hero grinned as she undid her gear, allowing it to fall into Camie’s hands.
“Oh boy, Momo bae’s thiccer than a dumptruck,” Camie murmured, adjusting the setup before stepping in.
“I n-n-need a g-g-great deal of b-b-bodyfat for my q-q-quirk, don’t I?” Momo stammered out as Katsuki began playing with her pussy.
“You’ve got all the fat you need right here though,” Camie teased, burying her face in Momo’s tits.
Momo let out a soft moan as the married couple began their two pronged attack on her body. Katsuki’s assault on her pussy, likely intended to soften her up for the dildo Camie was now wearing, and Camie’s offensive on her chest, almost certainly because Camie just wanted to play with her breasts.
Momo would be lying if she didn’t say it was delightful even if she would’ve liked to be able to do something back to her two current partners.
“O-o-oh! W-w-welcome back I-I-Izuku!” Momo moaned out as Katsuki began moving his fingers faster inside her sex. “H-h-how is O- Ohhhh! Ohhh!”
“Ochako?” Izuku chuckled. “She’s fine, she and Shoto are resting in our bedroom. Mina and Eijiro are cuddling in the guest room watching some crime show with a rapper as the main cop, but enough about them. How should we finish up this game night that she and Camie decided to ruin?” The One For All Hero teased.
“Well, you could punish me with some super powered destructro-nookie?” Camie giggled.
“Wait your turn bitch…” Momo moaned out as the Bombshell Hero kept working her sex with his fingers.
“Why should either of you have to wait? There’s three good cocks here by the look of things,” Izuku noted, flicking the fake dick that Camie was wearing. “I’m guessing you two were about to tag team her?”
“Guilty,” Camie admitted.
“Then I’ll just take your backdoor while you take her front,” Izuku suggested.
“We could even make out for you two if you’d like, I know you especially always wanted to see your favorite ship come to life,” Katsuki teased, pointing to his wife.
“Second favorite ship! BKDK is great, but it’s got nothing on BakuCamie!” The gyaru defended, visibly blushing.
“I was always more of a TodoDeku girl myself,” Momo giggled, still moaning as Katsuki toyed with her sex.
“Why don’t we talk less about your fujoshis and get straight to fucking?” Katsuki chuckled, rubbing his cock against the crack of Momo’s ass. “You ready?”
“Please God yes!” Momo begged.
And right on cue, BakuCamie quickly turned into BakuMomoCamie and then BakuMomoCamieDeku as the married couple inserted themselves into the heiress and Izuku inserted himself into Camie, causing both women to go absolutely mad.
“Ochako wasn’t joking,” Camie muttered, trying her best to time her thrusts so that she could focus on pleasing Momo and being pleased by Izuku and his monster cock.
“I’ll admit, when I finally saw Izuku’s hog, I felt something strange awaken in me,” Katsuki snorted, letting out a soft moan as he plowed Momo.
“Weirdly, seeing all of you guys made me feel pretty good about myself,” Izuku admitted, doing the same with Camie.
“I’m fujoshi-ing out rn!” Camie laughed, moaning with delight as Izuku ravished her asshole.
“Please stop talking,” Izuku chuckled, covering her mouth and kissing her neck as he kept pounding her.
Camie moaned in delight. She actually found it kind of kinky that the pure and wholesome number two hero was making her shut up while fucking her ass.
“Don’t feel bad about it by the way, one time I literally taped her mouth shut while we had sex,” Katsuki recalled, still pounding Momo.
“Goodness me, you two are a lot aren’t you?” Momo muttered, trying to move in time with Katsuki’s thrusts as Camie’s became more half hearted.
“Her more than me, after all, this whole thing was her idea, wasn’t it?” Katsuki teased, reaching out for one of his wife’s breasts with one hand and gripping one of Momo’s, squeezing the life out of both of them.
Izuku mirrored his rival, squeezing Camie and Momo’s right tits while Kacchan focused on the left side of the two women. “If this was your idea, shouldn’t you be putting in more effort?”
Camie felt a sudden competitive spirit rush through her and began thrusting harder into Momo’s pussy prompting an especially loud moan from the heiress.
The trio were then equally contributing to their thrusting with everyone making sure to time everything just right for Momo’s benefit, and to a lesser extent Camie’s. The bombshell and the Bombshell Hero would thrust into Momo at the exact same time as each other with Izuku’s thrusts pushing Camie even deeper into the heiress and driving the dark haired woman absolutely insane.
Camie gently pulled Izuku’s hand away and wrapped her arms around Momo’s neck, eagerly and deeply kissing her while Katsuki and Izuku kissed their respective partner’s necks.
It was getting to be a lot for the-
“Cmmng!” Momo screamed out, her voice muffled by Camie’s own mouth as her juices sprayed all over the silicon cock she’d made for herself.
The heiress quickly went limp against Camie’s ample chest.
Izuku chuckled. “You wanna go to my bedroom with Shoto and Ochako?”
“Please.”
“I’ll be right back guys,” Number Two chuckled, pulling out of Camie. He would’ve preferred to keep fucking Camie and Kacchan, but taking care of the guests was the duty of a host.
“Oh, and here’s more cleaning solution,” Momo murmured, two more vials of liquid dropping from her arms and falling onto the carpet as Izuku carried her away.
“Speaking of cleaning, we’re gonna clean you off before putting you to bed,” Izuku chuckled.
“A hot shower would be really nice,” Momo muttered, nodding off. This night had taken a lot out of her.
Izuku gently set the heiress down on the floor of his and Ochako’s shower before turning on the water.
“You okay Momo?” He asked gently.
“Yeah…” Momo answered, fighting to stay awake just so Izuku wouldn’t have to carry a sleeping woman to bed.
She looked up at her host and smiled at him. He was an enormous man but so tender when he needed to be.
“Thank you for such a wonderful night,” she sighed, relaxing against the cool tiles of the stall as Izuku sprayed her with the hot water. “For the record, I would have loved to have spent the night fully clothed and playing board games, but this was still so much fun.”
Izuku snorted. He was still just a little bit peeved that the night had gone off the rails so much. “Well I’m glad you had a nice night Momo. Do you want to wash off properly or would you rather just be sprayed down and have a proper shower in the morning?”
“Just spray me down, we’ll take a real shower in the morning,” Momo murmured, starting to relax a bit too much against the wall.
“We?” Izuku asked.
“You and me, me and Shoto, Ochako and I, one of the others and myself. I’m not too picky, but we’re likely all staying the night now, so you’ll want to conserve as much of your hot water as possible,” Momo muttered, definitely starting to fall asleep now.
Izuku chuckled. “Oh no, you’re not going anywhere yet,” he chastised, turning off the water. “First we’re gonna dry you off, then you can fall asleep with my wife and your husband.”
“Hmmmm, okay,” the heiress hummed, conjuring a wash cloth from her skin. “Is that towel big enough? I’m too tired to think about it more clearerer.”
Izuku shook his head in amusement. She was almost certainly completely knocked out. “I think we’ll have to use one of the guest towels but this’ll be really useful for the kitchen.”
“Phew!” Momo murmured, being dried off with an actual towel.
“I’ll do you a favor and won’t mention you saying ‘clearerer’ tomorrow,” Izuku promised, picking her up again.
“Please don’t, I’ll almost certainly die.”
“Well, we definitely don’t want that,” The One For All Hero teased, gently setting her in bed next to the snoring Ochako who had a snoring Shoto’s arms wrapped around her. “You good?”
Momo didn’t reply, she merely wrapped her arms around his wife, same as her husband and began snoring the same as the rest of them.
Izuku snorted. “Yep. She’s good.”
The big man walked back into the living room to see Camie bouncing on her husband’s cock and generally being a moaning mess.
“Do you want to just jerk off until I shoot my shot all over you two?”
“Yes! Please!” Camie whined, panting and moaning as Katsuki kept bouncing her.
“The couch,” Katsuki grunted, holding back his own moans as he pounded her little pussy.
“Oh shit! Uh, I don’t think anyone’s done any tittyfucking tonight!”
Izuku gave an agreeing expression. “I can’t say I’ve never thought about having you do such a thing with me,” he admitted. “Though admittedly the first time I ever thought about it I wasn’t thinking about you, so much as-”
“Oh yeah! Vampire bae! I would’ve loved to get funky with her!” Camie noted, trying to focus on having a proper conversation and getting fucked by her amazing husband.
“So a tittyfuck it is?”
“Heh. Sitting on Katso’s lap, I’m exactly the perfect height to tittyfuck you while you’re still standing big man,” Camie mused, eagerly taking hold of Izuku’s huge dick. “How tall are you, big guy?” She asked, lathering him up with the solution that Momo had left behind.
“215 centimeters,” Izuku hummed, letting himself enjoy the feeling.
“Shit! I’m only 183,” Katsuki muttered, moving faster inside Camie. The knowledge of exactly how much bigger Izuku was weirdly turning him on.
“Shoto’s 201. He’s bigger than both of you,” Camie murmured, looking up at Izuku in lust and awe as she finally wrapped her big naturals around the big boy’s big boy.
Katsuki suddenly felt himself getting even harder inside his wife. For whatever reason, he’d always been most attracted to women shorter than him and men who were either bigger than him or stronger than him, Izuku was both.
“If we both cum before you do, do you think we can just spend the rest of the night worshipping you?” Camie moaned, enjoying her husband’s increased aggression.
“Only if you want to?” Izuku moaned out. It still felt weird to think that his oldest friend could want to be sexual with him but it also felt weirdly satisfying after their past together. It was water under the bridge by now, but it was still an old fantasy of outgrowing Kacchan and somehow putting him in his place. It was never one he thought he’d get to indulge, especially not with a gorgeous girl like Camie. A gorgeous girl with really soft tits that left his cock feeling so warm when sandwiched between them.
Katsuki kept pounding away at Camie even as he felt a knot tighten below his stomach. He’d been the first one to really start all this sexual stuff, it was a miracle that he’d been able to last this long but his number was coming u-
“I-I think we’re gonna e-end up b-both s-slobbering all over y-you, Izuku,” The Bombshell Hero stammered out, trying to focus as he kept going at Camie’s pussy as he filled her up.
“B-b-b-bASED!” Camie screamed out, squirting all over Katsuki’s cock as her husband’s dam broke inside her.
The married couple then collapsed into the couch and each other as their energies were drained from their bodies.
Izuku chuckled. His balls were horrifically blue by this point. He really wanted to finish up but- “Do you guys want to call it a night?”
“Oh no no no no no, Izu-bae, we can’t stop when you haven’t came yet,” Camie reassured, sitting up and gently holding a hand to his heavily scarred face.
“Friends don’t let friends go to bed unsatisfied," Katsuki murmured, putting his hand to Izuku’s opposite cheek.
Izuku blushed. If they were so insistent, he may as well enjoy himself, right?
“Then I guess you two have some work left to do,” the tall man smirked, wagging his shockingly large cock.
Katsuki and Camie gave each other a tired smile and licked their lips as they slid down the floor.
Katsuki immediately wrapped both of his hands around his old rival’s cock, stroking it vigorously as his wife began sucking at his tip. Katsuki would have been lying if a small part of himself hadn’t fantasized about this exact situation before and he’d also be lying if there wasn’t a large part of him that was really excited to make this happen for real.
Camie meanwhile had been curious to learn more about this Izuku ever since she learned that the vampire girl who’d taken her place had wanted to get close to him. She’d wanted to know what the appeal was and everything she’d ever learned made her like him more and more. Her future husband freaking out over the mere mention of “shitty Deku” when they were teenagers only made her curiosity more intense and now she was finally seeing what the hype was all about herself!
“Shit, you really are a motorcycle helmet!” Camie laughed, eagerly deepthroating him while Katsuki sucked at his balls.
Izuku let out a loud moan. Unsurprisingly the husband who took everything like it was a serious competition and the wife who loved to have a good time at the expense of almost anything else, were working overtime to drain the One For All Hero’s soul straight from his cock.
He gripped both of their heads and ran his fingers through their hair. “Gods, you’re both so amazing…” He murmured.
Camie and Katsuki blushed at each other, a wordless exchange being given between them as they traded places.
He really is just like that huh?
Since we were kids.
Katsuki’s approach to sucking cock was notably different from Camie’s. Where Camie was using her tongue vigorously, making sure she explored every inch of Izuku’s cock, Katsuki was pressing him against the roof of his mouth while vigorously stroking the portion of his shaft not in his mouth. Both were driving Izuku insane.
Camie looked up at him with an evil grin and started trailing kisses up the length of Izuku’s body until she was eye level with his chest and began toying with his nipples while standing up on her tiptoes to whisper in Izuku’s ear. “C’mon big daddy, put him in his place.”
Katsuki felt a rush of panic and lust as he felt one of Izuku’s baseball glove sized hands pressing down on his head until he was deepthroating him just like Camie had been.
“That’s it, give him what he asked for. You know he wants it. You and he both know this was always his place. Beneath you and on his knees,” Camie whispered
Izuku felt a strange rush of power and ecstasy as he held Katsuki against his groin, making him choke on his cock. “Are you happy with this, Kacchan?”
Katsuki hummed in approval as he watched his wife manipulate his best friend into dominating him. Katsuki had only been doing this to relieve Izuku but now he needed to relieve himself again, this was too much.
Camie giggled. She was feeling it too.
“Aww, does little Kacchan want to get off again too?”
Katsuki hummed again, his eyes pleading.
Camie slinked down to level with Katsuki again. “Well then Kacchan can watch play with himself while he watches Deku fuck his wife,” she whispered, shoving him off Izuku’s cock.
Katsuki felt that mix of horror and lust again as he realized his wife had just decided to cuck him for the fun of it. He gulped. “Why is this so fucking hot?” He groaned, stroking himself as he watched his wife mount Izuku’s huge cock.
“We’ve run the gamut so far, we’ve had plenty of dick sucking, ass fucking, pussy eating, sex with a pussy, sucking on titties, titty fucking, I wanted to spice things up on more- OH!!!!!”
Izuku bounced her faster. He didn’t care about Katsuki and Camie’s silly game. Honestly, at this point, just finishing her off as quick as he could would be his own little revenge for ruining his and Ochako’s actual game.
“Jesus fuck! You’re really ready to call it a night, aren’t you?” Camie laughed, moaning against his skin as she kissed his neck.
“Please don’t finish before me, Izuku,” Katsuki whined.
“Mmm, don’t finish on my carpet,” Izuku warned, planting kisses on Camie’s neck and chest as well.
“Fuck! Right!” Katsuki muttered, squirting into a wad of napkins that had been set aside for the now very cold food.
Camie whined against Izuku’s lips. “Fuck! I think I’m gonna finish t- Ohhhhhhhh!”
“Me too!” Izuku groaned, finally filling up Camie at long last.
The three of them relaxed.
The room heavily stunk of sex now.
They were all well and truly pleased but they were tired now.
“You two, Mina, and Eijiro are gonna pay…” Izuku panted. “For our house to be fumigated.”
“That’s…” Camie let out a series of deep breaths of her own. “Fair.”
“Totally fair,” Katsuki agreed.
“Shower?” Izuku asked.
“Shower,” the couple agreed in unison.
Izuku huffed and slid out of Camie, picking her up and carrying her over his shoulder. “Can you walk Kacchan?”
Katsuki steadily rose on shaky legs and wobbly knees and gave his old friend a thumbs up.
Izuku snorted and put his arm around him and walked with him and Camie into the hallway.
“Oh hold on, Izuku,” Katsuki panted, grabbing his phone from off the couch. He tapped his screen and paused the stop watch.
Izuku pursed his lips. “And what’s the damage?”
“15 minutes of playing the game, over an hour of everyone fucking everyone else.”
“This game night really did turn into a pretty wild night,” Izuku huffed, walking with the lovely couple into the master bathroom.
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Momo, Shoto, Katsuki, Camie, Eijiro, and Mina all woke up the next morning very groggy and more than a bit sore to the smell of coffee, eggs, bacon, and pancakes.
The three couples all got up and entered the kitchen (while wearing clothes that Momo had created) to see their hosts making them all breakfast.
“Good morning sleepyheads,” Ochako giggled, standing in a baggy Deku t-shirt and sweats. “Is anyone hungry?”
“Gods yes!” Mina groaned.
“I never thought about how much energy an orgy would burn up,” Camie groaned.
The other four heroes looked at the two best friends bewildered.
“Oh like any of you thought about it last night either!” Mina huffed.
“Hashtags ‘No regrets!’” Camie declared, a mischievous grin stretching over her face.
Katsuki rolled his eyes but shook his head in amusement. He knew what he’d signed up for.
“Putting all of that to the side, I would have gladly ordered us all something,” Momo offered, conjuring a trio of hairbrushes from her chest and offering two to Mina and Camie.
“You’re our guests, it’s our job to take care of you all,” Ochako reassured, gently taking Momo’s hands.
Momo felt a warmth in her heart. The Midoriyas really were just the loveliest people.
“And besides, we had a funny feeling something like this would happen, so we had to prepare,” Izuku interjected, standing in just pajama pants and a Uravity kitchen apron.
Mina and Camie’s eyes went wide with shock.
“Y-y-you planned for this?!” Camie asked.
“We prepared for it,” Ochako corrected. “We knew you’d probably try to pull some shit and in case we failed to stop you, we bulk ordered some extra food for you all.”
“I’m so glad Costco finally got a location in Musutafu!” Izuku laughed, flipping a pancake in the pan.
Camie and Mina went pale. Their attempts to be spontaneous and mischievous had become so predictable that their hosts had even thought to prepare for everyone staying the night for a freaking orgy!
“We also figured that if everything went to plan, we’d have at least a few stragglers,” Ochako noted. “After all, only Katsuki and Camie actually live full time in Musutafu.”
Camie and Mina nodded. Shoto had moved with Momo back to Aichi after graduating and Eijiro and Mina had set up their agencies back home in Chiba. That made them feel a bit better.
Izuku smiled and wrapped around the pink girl and the dirty blonde haired girl. “So with that all in mind, let’s all just sit down, have some breakfast, watch some TV, and…” he gently turned them around to face the living room.
Camie and Mina slumped in defeated realization.
Their game board was still out and completely untouched from the night before. Somehow in all of the chaos from everyone fucking everyone else, it hadn’t been even remotely disturbed.
“Let’s finish this freaking game already!” Izuku laughed.
The two women exchanged looks and fell face first onto the floor.
The rest of the crowd shrugged.
“I’d love to finish playing, I was actually a bit disappointed we didn’t get to finish,” Momo chuckled.
“Same, I never got to have many game nights with my family growing up, I’d love to just sit down and play with everyone before going home,” Shoto agreed, smiling warmly.
“It’s been a long time since I kicked your ass at this game, Izuku,” Katsuki snorted.
“As I recall, our series is still split.”
Camie and Mina shot up off the floor. Did they smell tea?
Eijiro laughed. “Oh yeah, the guys' night monopoly sessions between these two were legendary!”
Izuku snorted. “One time I managed to buy everyone’s property except Kacchan’s on one simple condition, if I got a monopoly because of their property, then the first two times they landed on that monopoly they were good. After that, they had to pay and if they landed on anything else, they still had to pay but otherwise, you were good. Kacchan managed to hang in because he had a hotel on Boardwalk, Park Place, Baltic Avenue, and Mediterranean Avenue but eventually he ran out of money.”
“I was so pissed I nearly nuked the entire game room!” Katsuki laughed.
“It was just like that time we played Yugioh!” Izuku laughed.
“Or that time you guys played Pokemon,” Eijiro recalled.
“Or that time two years ago, when we all played paintball,” Ochako noted.
“Or that time last week, when we played charades,” Shoto noted.
Momo shook her head. “You have issues with being a graceful loser.”
“That’s my Kacchan,” Camie teased, pressing her cheek against his.
Katsuki rolled his eyes. “Let’s just fucking play before this one and her girlfriend try to start another orgy!”
“We’ve made further preparations," Izuku smirked, holding up a pair of spray bottles labeled ‘NO HORNY!’
The girlfriends pouted.
“You really do think of everything, don’t you?” Mina grumbled.
Izuku laughed. “These aren’t even for you two, I have a couple students in my class who’ve started flirting with each other during my lessons.”
“Tokage is also a UA teacher and she’s decided to take up the torch once held by Miss Midnight,” Ochako added, looking a bit flustered.
Shoto and Momo cringed.
“How bad is she?” Asked the heiress.
“Everything with her is either a dinosaur pun or a sex joke. There’s no way around,” Izuku replied.
“She made a joke that was both the other day, I was actually a little impressed,” Ochako recalled.
“What was it?” Shoto asked.
“Which dinosaur is constantly testing positive for STDs?” Ochako asked.
Shoto smirked. “Which one?”
“The Syphilosaurus,” the gravity hero giggled.
Shoto snorted. Momo and Katsuki exchanged looks and shook their heads in amusement. Camie, Mina, and Eijiro meanwhile all tried their best to hold in their laughter. It was too stupid to not love.
“Where does she come up with this crap?” Shoto asked.
“Knowing the Lizard Bastard, she probably has a book full of these jokes in her desk,” Katsuki suggested.
“Oh she absolutely does,” Ochako laughed. “Deku’s seen it, it’s full of the worst shit you can imagine.”
“Let me hear another one!” Camie giggled.
“Why should you never go home from the bar with a dinosaur?” Ochako asked.
“Why?” Mina asked, eyes filled with a mischievous glee.
“Because you’ll wake up with a megasauras,” the Gravity Hero answered, snickering.
The perv trio cracked up again.
“Okay, okay, enough dinosaur related sex jokes, the food’s all ready now. We’ve got coffee, tea, orange juice, apple juice, and milk. We’ve got eggs, bacon, sausage links, pancakes, and toast. I borrowed an old American cookbook from All Might and their recipes all go so far beyond, they even got plus ultra! They’re absolutely incredible!! And I’m not just saying that because it’s from All Might,” Izuku laughed, sliding some of the pancakes onto a plate.
Everyone picked up a plate and drinks and then settled in to where they were seated the night before.
“If anyone wants to take the pizza and the wings home with them later, feel free, it’d be a shame to let it go to waste,” Ochako offered. “I’d especially hate to let it go to waste because I’d have done some very unheroic things for this kind of meal when I was a kid,” she joked.
Camie huffed and rolled her dice. She kind of wanted to go home now and unwind with her and Katsuki’s cats but she’d helped turn their game night into the completely upside down sexy mess she’d made, so it was only fair for the Midoriyas to ruin her morning, even if that wasn’t their explicit intentions.
“No way!” The gyaru laughed. “No frickin’ way! TWO SIXES AGAIN!!!” She laughed, screaming out in shock, awe, and delight.
The entire rest of the table stared at the board dumbfounded.