Hollanov on the internet

by Supertitelaine1

Summary:

Rozanov is a threat to everyone who knows him. Friend, family, or enemy, no one is safe from his teasing. Social media allows him to indulge his guilty pleasure of annoying people, as it provides him with countless victims. Since joining the Centaurs, he's been having fun posting cryptic messages on Instagram and Twitter. He loves seeing people's reactions and theories. He especially enjoys Harris's reactions (who must be tearing his hair out every time) and Shane's (which inevitably leads to a sexual encounter).

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5 enigmatic tweets that spark numerous comments and speculations, and 1 tweet that leaves no room for confusion

Notes:

Sorry if there are any mistakes. English isn't my first language. I usually write in French, but I noticed there's not much fanfiction in the French fandom. So I decided to write it in English.

Also, this is the first time I've used a skin. I followed the instructions from Twitter Work Skin: Tweets & Profile (newest layout)

TW: There are some potentially offensive statements. I do not condone these remarks in any way.

Chapter 1: First publication

Ilya Rozanov-Hollander
@IlyaRozanovHockeyPlayerOfficial

Washable or disposable?

· February

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600 Retweets    50 Quote Tweets    1K Likes

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Aly B @mamaof4 · Replying to @IlyaRozanovHockeyPlayerOfficial

Disposable because it takes a long time to wash everything after a party

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A Real Man @Menofhockey · Replying to @IlyaRozanovHockeyPlayerOfficial

Washable, that's why women exist

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Modern Woman @Anti_Alpha · Replying to @Menofhockey

Stop with your misogynistic comments, men can do chores too

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A Real Man @Menofhockey · Replying to @Anti_Alpha

I have no misogynistic remarks, that's a fact.

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Modern Woman @Anti_Alpha · Replying to @Menofhockey

Your supposed "facts" don't work because Hollanov are two men.

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A Real Man @Menofhockey · Replying to @Anti_Alpha

Hollander is the woman in the couple, so he's the one who does the chores.

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Modern Woman @Anti_Alpha · Replying to @Menofhockey

What is this heteronormative Cro-Magnon mentality?

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Together Foundation @TogetherFoundation · Replying to @Anti_Alpha

There's no point in arguing with these so-called alpha males. Luckily, Roz and Holly aren't like them.

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HL @Helene51 · Replying to @IlyaRozanovHockeyPlayerOfficial

Disposable, we're not like in our grandmothers' time anymore.

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LV @Saviorofenvironment · Replying to @IlyaRozanovHockeyPlayerOfficial

Washable, we must think about the environment

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