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November, 2019
Shane stepped out of the showers with his towel wrapped around his waist. He ignored the group of his teammates crowded in a circle as he made his way to his stall.
As he got changed, Shane could hear laughter alongside some moans clearly from a phone. They were clearly watching some porn or something.
He barely got his pants on when JJ called out. "Yo! Capitaine! Check this out!"
Shane grabbed his shirt and put it on before looking over at the group. JJ and Mitty were the only ones approaching quickly while the others stayed a bit distant. Ever since Shane came out a little over a year ago, most of the guys on the team have been distant from him. He even took to showering after the guys– though not all of them were problems. Hayden, JJ, and Mitty didn't give a damn.
"It's fucking crazy for this to get released." Mitty said.
JJ and Mitty stood next to Shane as the others in the room gathered around a bit. JJ practically shoved his phone into Shane's face. "This is everywhere right now."
The video hasn't even started but the first thing Shane saw was an ass and thick thighs. The second thing Shane saw was a well-built man's waist. JJ pressed play on the video and Shane felt like he could faint. He knew the voice the second the video started.
"—ane. Fuck." Came from the video within the first few seconds.
It was Ilya. Shane could never mistake that Russian accent for anyone else.
The video continued despite how much Shane wanted to turn it off. It showed Ilya tailing kisses down the person's chest and stomach. Ilya's face was fully shown in the gap between the edge of the video and the person's very thick thighs but quickly disappeared between the person's thighs.
JJ whistled and elbowed Mitty. "Rozanov surprisingly picks good fucks. Look at her thighs." He paused and glanced at Shane. "Well uh, not that you'd know since you know."
Shane rolled his eyes. "I'm gay, not blind. I can tell when someone is hot."
That got laughs throughout the room but Shane ignored them as he heard a muffled moan as Ilya in the video bites the inside of one of the thighs.
"Моя любовь... you're so gorgeous." Ilya in the video spoke quietly. In the video, Ilya's Russian was translated and the subtitles read 'my love'.
Fuck.
Shane was really going to die. That thick-thighed person was him. This was the kink filled sex-tape Ilya and him recorded a year ago for when they were separated during the season. This wasn't for anyone else's eyes.
He stared at Ilya's hands that held onto his thighs in the video as Ilya clearly began to suck him. He could hear himself groan as Ilya's hand went down to his ass before the video abruptly cut off.
The image froze on Ilya's head all the way down against him. Shane remembers how Ilya took his cock all the way into his mouth for the recording.
Shane was just so fucking thankful that his cock didn't show at all. Hell, he was thankful that he was gagged during that part of the kinky sex-tape.
Shane glanced towards the guys in the room. Most were either making fun of Ilya for part of his sex-tape getting released or talking about how hot and sexy the women's thighs are. How hot and sexy his thighs are, even if they don't know it.
"Who's name do you think he said? Something –ane." Comeau asked, he raised an eyebrow. "Hollander, you and Rozanov are buddies now. Know anything?"
Shane tried not to flinch or show anything on his face. He shrugged his shoulders. "He's mentioned a Jane. Best fuck or something like that."
Drapeau laughed and nodded a bit. "This Jane is Rozanov's best fuck? With those thighs I would've never left Boston. His lost."
Shane spoke before he realized what he said. "She works in Montreal– Jane I mean. She's why he moved to Ottawa. Couldn't come here unless he wanted a major pay cut."
The locker room was silent before the noise burst out.
"No fucking way!!"
"I'd rather die than have that bastard on the team!"
"Rozanov's locked down!?"
"No way he's a fucking whore!"
JJ shook Shane's shoulder and laughed in disbelief. "Capitaine! You've been holding out on us!!"
"Have you met Jane!" Someone shouted.
"Fuck! Is her thighs really that big?!"
"Is her ass fat? Thick thighs typically mean a fat ass."
Shane's eyes bounced between all the questions. He simply nodded, trying not to think how they were actually talking about him. Shane wondered if his thighs were really that thick. Ilya would probably say so.
As if he was a savior, Hayden finally came back into the locker room– he stepped out earlier to take a call. "Yo, Holly can we get going? The kids are up Jackie's ass about you watching them today."
Shane never wanted to kiss Hayden so much before this. Thank fuck. He grabbed his bags and headed towards the door. "Uh, gotta go– I don't know much about Jane."
Shane really fucking hoped that none of the guys paid attention enough to the video.
The moment that the car got onto the road, Hayden immediately started the questions.
"A sex-tape!? Really? Jackie called me about it because she saw it while we were practicing! Did you two not lock that in some secured file?! You two are freaks. How the hell did it get posted!! On Twitter of all things too! Look!"
Hayden practically threw his phone into Shane's lap, the screen was already on a Twitter thread. Shane scrolled through the comments below the initial video.
@JanonMabals: Part of Ilya Rozanov's sex tape released 💀 [Video]
@hockey4life: Damnnnnnn I wish that was meeeeee
⤷@Rozahoe81: sammmmeee 😫
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@Internationalpuckbunny: I'm not even attracted to women but DAMN LOOK AT THOSE THIGHS
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@Rozahoe81: whoever this baddie is i give congrats. #jealous
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@JeffNorman: I bet she's so hot 🔥 🥵
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@Shane!I'mSingle!: 💀 he said "my love" in russian. Who the hell is this girl
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@ShaneSuperiority: Shane would never let a sex-tape get released 🫢🙄
⤷@Rozahoe81: that's cus he's a prude
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Shane looked up from the phone and at Hayden with a questioning look. "People think I'm a prude?"
Hayden barked out a laugh. "You've only publicly dated Rose Landry during your whole career. That's all the fans know."
Shane groaned with annoyance. He complained, "I'm just a private person! I'm not a prude in the slightest!"
Hayden stopped at a red light and looked over at Shane with a serious expression. "I know you're not. That closet full of toys and other kinky sex stuff told me everything I needed to know."
"Fuck off. That was your fault for snooping." Shane spat back.
Hayden held his hands up before quickly putting them back on the wheel when the light turned green. "Dude, you had more stuff in that single closet then the movies have in those sex dungeons."
Shane rolled his eyes. "Ilya and I just keep it fun. You should try it."
"Fuck off."
Shane chuckled softly and went back to Twitter.
@bros4bros: I've never been so jealous in my life. If I had those thighs I would've baby trapped Rozanov so fast if I was her😩 (I'm a dude btw)
⤷@JanonMabals: Part of Ilya Rozanov's sex tape released 💀 [Video]
@Rozahoe81: LMAO SAME if I had thighs like that I could get so many girls
@Internationalpuckbunny: I bet she's hot. Rozanov only picks hot fucks
@Bradley1995: she's hot af. Smassshh
⤷@JanonMabals: Part of Ilya Rozanov's sex tape released 💀 [Video]
@Rozahoe81: i wish my name eneded in "ane" so I could say that's me he's fucking 🫢😳
⤷@JanonMabals: Part of Ilya Rozanov's sex tape released 💀 [Video]
@Hollanov1stfan: You know who's name ends in "ane"? 🫣😜😏
⤷@JanonMabals: Part of Ilya Rozanov's sex tape released 💀 [Video]
@Rozahoe81: OH MY GOD SHUT UP ROZANOV ISN'T GAY
⤷@ShaneSuperiority: oh? And you're saying Hollander is gay? Wow I see how it is
⤷⤷@Rozahoe81: oh please. Hollander is too autistic to not be gay
⤷⤷⤷@ShaneSuperiority: Takes one to know one 🤨
⤷⤷⤷⤷@Rozahoe81: ????? im not autistic
"How can I be too autistic to not be gay?!? I'm not even autistic. Right, Hayd?" Shane asked. Shane looked over at him.
Hayden made a point to say nothing.
"Hayd?! What's that supposed to mean?"
@Hollanov1stfan: Okay. Don't hate on me for Hollanov, but isn't Rozanov's head a bit too high and moving too much for "–ane" to be a girl? A bit suspicious 🤨
⤷@JanonMabals: Part of Ilya Rozanov's sex tape released 💀 [Video]
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"And then I fucking told them you were dating and moved to Ottawa for a Jane!" Shane finally finished ranting after ten minutes.
He continued to pace around his apartment. His phone leaned against a water bottle while face time was on the screen.
"Shane, Моя любовь breathe for me. You are fine, you said nothing wrong. Farah already called and she's drafting a statement. I'm going to tell her to add Jane and that we're private." Ilya spoke as he sat far too close to the camera. His nose and above were the only things showing, as if Ilya was trying to get a better look at Shane through the screen.
"H-how did it get out? You didn't release it, did you? That wasn't even the full frame of that part." Shane questioned, glancing towards his phone.
Ilya leaned back from the screen and shrugged, "Remember how my phone got lost at that fan meet and greet thing in October?"
Shane paused his pacing. He thought back to that day. Ilya and some from his team were at a fan meet and greet where all donations went to a children's hospital. At some point, Ilya went to the bathroom and by the time he returned, he realized he left his phone in the bathroom. It was missing by the time he got back.
"But the janitor gave it to your coach when it was found? Right?"
Ilya gave an indecisive nod. His eyes didn't meet Shane's. "I... may have had that part of the video pulled up on my phone in the bathroom."
"Ilya!"
"What! It is my favorite part! Your moaning face while gagged like that is beautiful!"
Shane's face burned red. "Ilya."
"I'm just saying, we should do it again. It was really hot. Can we do the gagging and tied up thing again?" Ilya smirked at the camera.
"Not if you don't shut up right now."
Ilya pretended to zip his lips shut, lock them, and throw away the key. He winked at Shane with a smirk.
"Fuck off." Shane flipped him off. He grabbed his phone and flopped down on his couch.
Shane held his phone tightly in his hand as he stared at a random spot on the wall across the room. A million different ways of people figuring out that it's him in the video. How their relationship will get out.
The only good thing about overthinking like this was that it is getting his cock to calm down a bit. Shane really didn't want to be horny right now but Ilya was right, being tied and gagged was really fucking hot.
"Мой цветочный горшок, Farah sent the email. Want me to read it?" Ilya suddenly said.
Shane looked down at his phone and saw that Ilya's face wasn't on the screen anymore. "Lily" released Ilya's image.
"Did you just call me your flower pot?" Shane questioned which was ignored by Ilya.
"Taking that as a yes." Ilya cleared his throat. "Blah blah blah basic statement stuff about privacy being breached and how Shane Hollander is the best fuck ever."
"Ilya. What does it actually say." Shane demanded with a raised eyebrow.
Ilya groaned with annoyance. "So boring Hollander. It says 'There have been recent rumors about a sex-tape of mine. This is a major breach of privacy and unacceptable behavior from the person who originally posted it.' Why can't I just say it's not me? That I have a twin."
Shane gave a pointed look, unsure if Ilya actually could see it at the moment, "That would be a huge lie. Everyone would know if you had a twin who looks as hot as you?"
Ilya's face came back into the face time screen. His eyes were slightly wide but very much had that familiar lustful look in them. A smirk formed on his face. "That is true... but what if I did have a twin and he tried to seduce you by pretending he was me? Like in those shows."
Shane scoffed, "If you had a twin, he'd be an asshole like you."
"But you like it~" Ilya teased. Shane noticed that Ilya's right hand was out of the frame and moving a little bit. This horny little shit.
"Let's say you had a twin who tried to seduce me, I would know that he wasn't you because he probably wouldn't be good at hockey." Shane winked. His own hand went down to his crotch.
Ilya suddenly stood up and left his phone on the bed. Shane was left staring at Ilya's ceiling. "Go get your tripod. I wanna see both of your hands."
He quickly got up and went to his bedroom. Shane placed his phone on the tripod that was left up from the previous night and sat down on his bed. The tripod was to the side and Shane could see that he still filled the screen. Ilya has done something similar, but his shirt was already off. His cock already ached.
"Imagine, you have a twin brother who I'm dating but he's mean and dumps me. As revenge I go to you and we fuck but I realize that you're so much better then your twin. Ilya don't tell me you're jealous over an imaginary twin." Shane tried not to smile.
"I'm not jealous over a not real person." Ilya's raised eyebrow and frown said otherwise. "Can the twin walk in on me fucking you better then he ever could?"
Shane smiled with an amused look. "Yes, that can happen."
"Fuck yeah. Now take off your clothes. Oh and put on your glasses."
@TheRealRozanov81: There have been recent rumors about a sex-tape of mine. This a major breach of privacy and unacceptable behavior from the person who originally posted it. My partner and I did not consent to the video being uploaded and so any more uploads of it will earn an immediate block on all platforms and potential legal action.
@Rozahoe81: ROZ HAS A PARTNER WHATTTTT
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@Shane!I'mSingle!: this so sounds like PR not like Rozanov at all
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@Internationalpuckbunny: Wish I could say that was me he's dating 💔
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@hockey4life: Go off!! No one should deal with private stuff being out like that
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@HockeyMom4Life: I hope your girl doesn't break things off because of this
⤷@TheRealRozanov81: No worries my Jane is very secure and finds it hot
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⤷@ShaneSuperiority: I may prefer Hollander over this man, I'm disappointed in the way the fans have responded to Rozanov's private life being released
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@Hollanov1stfan: It's really sad that some people don't respect players privacy 🙃
⤷@TheRealRozanov81: There has been recent rumors about a sex-tape of mine. This a major breech of pri... tap to view more
@Shane!I'mSingle!: you literally ship irl people
⤷@Hollanov1stfan: doesn't mean I'm gonna invade private lives. I'd never out Hollanov if I saw them on a date in public 🙄 being outed is the worst thing ever (speaking from experience)
@ShaneSuperiority: 🤨 your acting strange
⤷@Rozahoe81: the one time im going to agree with you on something
⤷⤷@Hollanov1stfan: Why do you two always appear together??? I've always been so confused
⤷⤷⤷@ShaneSuperiority: @Rozahoe81 is my sister unfortunately 🙃
⤷⤷⤷⤷@Rozahoe81: I'm the prettier one 💅
Now chatting with @Hollanov1stfan, @ShaneSuperiority, and @Rozahoe81
@ShaneSuperiority: okay what's wrong now? You're not being you.
@Rozahoe81: yeah normally you would've been all about that ship of yours
@Rozahoe81: fess up 🤨
@Hollanov1stfan: I cannot say much🫠
@Hollanov1stfan: But Rozanov himself sent a message after I made a comment about the video pointing something out
@Hollanov1stfan: Nothing more can be said as an NDA was signed 😃
@Rozahoe81: bruh fr
@ShaneSuperiority: sus
@ShaneSuperiority: I don't think that's true
@Hollanov1stfan: It's true!!!
@Rozahoe81: uh huh Rozanov messaged you personally and now you've changed likely story
@Hollanov1stfan: It's like when you meet a god and your whole life is changed ✨️ 💅
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@ShaneSuperiority: I thought about blocking you but I wont cus watching your insanity is kinda hilarious
@Hollanov1stfan: You will learn that I speak the truth 🔥
@ShaneSuperiority: dont expect another dm from me being concerned about you again 🙄
@ShaneSuperiority left the chat
@Hollanov1stfan: wow haters
This chat has been disbanded
@CliffMarleauOffical: Glad to see that you and Jane finally worked things out
⤷@TheRealRozanov81: No worries my Jane is very secure and finds it hot
@TheRealRozanov81: obviously. Jane could not resist me
⤷@CliffMarleauOffical: considering how many times I saw you making heart eyes at your phone while texting, it took far too long for you two to talk 😬
⤷⤷@CliffMarleauOffical: HE BLOCKED ME WHAT
⤷⤷⤷@TheOnlySt-Simon: L
@ThatScottyHunter: You've joined the club
⤷@CliffMarleauOffical: HE BLOCKED ME WHAT
@HaydenPike35: Good I was tired being alone with Hunter
⤷@CliffMarleauOffical: he unblocked me with and I quote "do not join Hunter and Pike dumb club. You are better then them" 😂
⤷⤷@ThatScottyHunter: 🙄
@CliffMarleauOffical: Glad you're with your Montreal Jane (going to be worth the block)
[Image: a couple years younger Rozanov staring at his phone with a clear loving look in his eyes. His mouth was covered by his hand but a clear smile was on his face.]
⤷@TheRealRozanov81: No worries my Jane is very secure and finds it hot
@CliffMarleauOffical: worth it
@Internationalpuckbunny: he's so hot 😩
@Rozahoe81: I'd kill for someone to look at me like that
@Hollanov1stfan: he's in love your honor (even if it's a Jane and not Hollander)
@bros4bros: Would it be insane to say that Rozanov left Boston to be with Jane? I mean I'd do the same for my love
⤷@TheRealRozanov81: No worries my Jane is very secure and finds it hot
@TheRealRozanov81: not insane 😏
⤷@bros4bros: WHAT
@hockey4life: But why Ottawa???? They suck
⤷@TheRealRozanov81: Montreal could not afford me but Jane works in Montreal so Ottawa it is
@RealJJBoiziau: We wouldn't even want you 🙄
⤷@TheRealRozanov81: Montreal could not afford me but Jane works in Montreal so Ottawa it is
@RealJJBoiziau: Lmafo he blocked me because of the truth 😂
@TheOnlySt-Simon: No wonder why we lost you. You're down bad. What happened to "Russians do not blush"
⤷@TheRealRozanov81: Montreal could not afford me but Jane works in Montreal so Ottawa it is
@TheOnlySt-Simon: annnndddd im blocked as well
⤷@ThatScottyHunter: blocking people who speak the truth 🙄
⤷⤷@HaydenPike35: he's just running away like a coward
⤷⤷⤷@TheRealRozanov81: shut up pike
⤷⤷⤷⤷@HaydenPike35: wow unblocked just to say something just to block again
⤷⤷⤷⤷⤷@CliffMarleauOffical: L
It took months for the 'Rozanov sex-tape scandal that turned into people finding out that he has a partner named Jane' to die down. People brought it up less and less but occasionally some random person said things like 'her thick thighs' and it got popular again.
It wasn't until May 2021 that it was brought up again with relevance. One Hollanov fan could finally speak the truth of what they found out.
@Hollanov1stfan: I TOLD YOU ALL
⤷@Hollanov1stfan: You know who's name ends in "ane"? 🫣😜😏
@Hollanov1stfan: SHANE AND JANE ARE SO SIMILAR
⤷@Rozahoe81: I feel so dumb looking back
@Hollanov1stfan: @TheRealRozanov81 CAN I POST THE CONVERSATION NOW THE NDA IS DONE??!?!!?
⤷@TheRealRozanov81: yes
⤷⤷@Rozahoe81: NDA????
@Hollanov1stfan: Everyone called me crazy when I knew the truth [Screenshot: Dated from 18 months ago a text conversation.
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@TheRealRozanov81: Delete tweet
⤷《@Hollanov1stfan: Okay. Don't hate on me for Holllanov, but isn't Rozanov's head a bit too high and moving too much for "–ane" to be a girl? A bit suspicious 🤨 》
@TheRealRozanov81: delete or else
@Hollanov1stfan: ?????
@Hollanov1stfan: WAIT DID I GUESS CORRECTLY!?!?!?! YOU AND HOLLANDER!?!?!!?
@Hollanov1stfan: THERE IT'S DELETED I WON'T TELL I PROMISE
@TheRealRozanov81: no talking or else
@TheRealRozanov81: Link
@TheRealRozanov81: sign NDA
@TheRealRozanov81: please
@Hollanov1stfan: Done!!! 🫡 People wouldn't believe me anyways
@TheRealRozanov81: okay thank you
@Hollanov1stfan: Can I ask a question?
@Hollanov1stfan: How long have you two been together?
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@ThatScottyHunter: 💀
@CliffMarleauOffical: Wow
@HaydenPike35: at least you no longer have to seem crazy 🤷♂️
@ShaneSuperiority: whatever. You seemed so crazy with the theories
⤷@Hollanov1stfan: I was still rightttttt
@ShaneHollander24: I'm sorry about his behavior but thank you for keeping the secret
⤷@TheRealRozanov81: no regrets 🤪
@Rozahoe81: Never been more jealous of a man making sure what's his isn't exposed
@CliffMarleauOffical: This is so Roz lol
@Internationalpuckbunny: it's kind hot how quick Rozanov was to have this get taken down in order to protect their relationship
@RealJJBoiziau: FUCK I JUST REALIZED THAT I SHOWED HOLLANDER PART OF HIS OWN SEX-TAPE
⤷@RealJJBoiziau: Does this mean whoever thought that video was hot means that person would be gay for Hollander?
⤷⤷@TheRealRozanov81: no because Shane is only mine
⤷⤷⤷@ThatScottyHunter: everyone is gay a little bit
⤷⤷⤷⤷@Internationalpuckbunny: Every man is gay for Shane Hollander