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SpokeIsHere created a groupchat
SpokeIsHere named the groupchat
'THE UNSTABLE'
SpokeIsHere added 5 people
SpokeIsHere: Hello hello! Is anyone online????
ParrotX2: I am Spoke, what's this all about?
SpokeIsHere: Oh hi there Parrot! Y'know, i just got bored and thought- why not make a group chat?
Mapicc: Hi! I'm part of his grand schemes
Wemmbu: The heck is this?
Egg-Chan: Yoo, hold on I'm adding the others
Egg-Chan added 15 people in the groupchat
Wifies: Uhh.. Hello?
ParrotX2: Hi Wifies
Wifies: Parrot hey, what's this all about?
ParrotX2: Ask Spoke.
SpokeIsHere: Come on the party just started!
Lomedy: Uhhh am I allowed to be here?
Manepear: What is this? Why am I added here?
TheoBaldTheBird: @ParrotX2 @ParrotX2
@ParrotX2
ParrotX2: What bro
TheoBaldTheBird: Bro help me pls, I really don't understand the assignment professor gave us 🙏
Derapchu: Can I join too? Please Parrot??
Wemmbu: Bro they're actually asking from a tutor, couldn't be me.
Egg-Chan: Oh Really Wem? Okay. I won't be helping your due math assignments then.
Mapicc: Bro got clocked 🤣
Wemmbu: No wait Egg- I was just kidding! Please Egg help me with this 🙏
TheoBaldTheBird: Lol look who's begging now Lmao
Egg-Chan: Hmm.. Alright fine. But this time, you'll pay me back.
Wemmbu: Yes bro, anything you want just help me with this shit bro
Derapchu: Sooo... Parrot? Can you help me too? Hello?
FlameFrags: What's with all these notifications bro-
Boosfer: What in the 67-
Wemmbu: Bro omgggg... Why is this shit here?
LettuceK: Oh? What's all this fuss about?
Wemmbu: Not him too- Bro. Egg how many people did you add bro? And why are they being added here???
Egg-Chan: Because we're Unstable?
SpokeIsHere: BECAUSE WE'RE UNSTABLE!
Wemmbu: And how is that even connected to
them???
SpokeIsHere: You'll understand soon enough...
Derapchu: @ParrotX2 pleaseeeee don't ignore my messages. Please I need this 💔💔
ParrotX2: Bro go find someone else to help you, I'm not helping you again with assignments.
Wifies: I can help you if you want
Derapchu: Oh Wifies, you fell from heaven just to save me 🙏
ParrotX2: That's cringe bro.
JumperWho: Hii is anyone I know here?
Derapchu: Oh hi Jumper!
Nufuli: I'm here
TheRealSquiddo: Hii Jumper!
JumperWho: Squiddo, Derap, Nufuli Hii!
Ashswag: Bro who keeps spamming-!
TheRealSquiddo: Honeyy! Hello!! ^^
Ashswag: Oh hey honey how are you?
TheRealSquiddo: Doing fine thank you ❤
4CVIT: Get a room you two please.
Ashswag: Shut TF up.
Wemmbu: Yo Flame, wanna fight?
Egg-Chan: Wemmbu what about your assignments?
FlameFrags: Sure I guess, it's not like you can defeat me anyways.
Wemmbu: HA! In your dreams. Meet me at the field.
Egg-Chan: Yo, Wemmbu bro.
FlameFrags: Alright bet, let's see how long you can last again bro.
Wemmbu: Let's see how long you will last to me.
Egg-Chan: Nvm vro. We're doing it later I guess
Mapicc: Ohhhhh fight! Fight!
Boosfer: Let me be your viewer!
TheoBaldTheBird: Ohhh, looks like someone is getting in trouble
Manepear: Flame. Wemmbu. I swear if you two fight.
Lomedy: Flame! We already talked about this. No fighting!
Egg-Chan: Wemmbu you're digging your own grave for this And I will not help you with your assignments.
Wemmbu: Ohh come on, it's just me and Flame fighting! What's the worse could even happen?
PlanetLord: What's all this?
SpokeIsHere: Planet!! Glad to finally join us!
Mapicc: Hey Planet!
PlanetLord: Hi, what's happening here?
LettuceK: Basically, the two so called 'I'm the strongest' is fighting for that title.
4CVIT: Aren't they like friends before?
Ashswag: Nah, they're like rivals since childhood.
ParrotX2: They are. But their pride and ego is too high to admit it.
Wifies: Friendly rivalry until it wasn't. Something might happened between them.
SpokeIsHere: Hey Hey!! Why with the sudden change of mood? This groupchat is supposed to be fun and silly only!
Ashswag: No one gives a shit about it Spoke.
Derapchu: Thank you again for the help Wifies! ❤
Wifies: No problem dude. Just happy to help. Even if you're trying not to fall asleep
TheoBaldTheBird: Bro falling asleep from Wifies tutoring 🤣 couldn't be me.
ParrotX2: It's not like you're struggling understanding how to solve your math problems—
TheoBaldTheBird: Shhhhhhhh!!!!!
Boosfer: Ha! The bird you are. Is that what they called "The Biggest Bird"?
TheoBaldTheBird: SHUT UP! I AM TH BIGGEST BIRD!
ParrotX2: Nah you ain't. I'm the Biggest bird
TheoBaldTheBird: No I am!
ParrotX2: No I am.
TheoBaldTheBird: I'm the biggest bird!
ParrotX2: No bro, I am the biggest bird
Ashswag: Could you two quit spamming with the 'I'm the biggest bird!' shit. Me and Squiddo are having a picnic today and y'all are just spamming—
TheRealSquiddo: Just mute the gc for a bit honey, don't be so mad ❤
Ashswag: .... Why didn't I think of that earlier-
Wemmbu: Ughhh. Fuck you Flame.
Derapchu: Oh look who's back
Mapicc: Who won?
Loppez: Is that bitch Wemmbu lost to Flame?
FlameFrags: Yep.
Loppez: Yess
Wemmbu: No, that's false.
Egg-Chan: No one won. They beat each other like there's no tomorrow.
Lomedy: We're at a nearby Infirmary, still arguing while getting treatments like children.
FlameFrags: Well, it's Wemmbu's fault cause he's the one asking for a fight.
Wemmbu: And yet you take the beating first.
SpokeIsHere: Hello again everyone! Sorry for not texting but I do have some plans! This groupchat is now officially our updates on everything that's happening! You can do whatever you guys pleases
SpokeIsHere added the others to the group.
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Kenadian: Hey guys, Spoke told me this is a friend group?
Wato: More like a grand scheme of his.
Derapchu: Oh! I have an idea in mind, sorry Wifies!
Wifies: What-
JumperWho: Please don't.
Derapchu change Wifies name to Wifey's<3
Wifey's<3: What in the world-
ParrotX2: Pfft-
Wemmbu: Yooo HAHAHAHAHHAAHA
Kenadian: It actually suits you ngl-
Wifey's<3: How???
Wato: Maybe because of now similar your name is to a Wife?
Derapchu: Look Wifies, if you take out your i and s in your name, it'llbe named Wife
ParrotX2: Since when did you have the smarts to think of something like that bro
SpokeIsHere: Ohhhh.. I have a better idea... 😈😈
Wemmbu: Oh no-
Lopezz: What's this guy about to do now?
ParrotX2: Don't you dare Spoke
SpokeIsHere change ParrotX2's name to BirdbrainX2
BirdbrainX2: Spoke! I can't change back my name. What did you do??
TheoBaldTheBird: He got Parrot!
Mapicc: Brace yourself everyone!!
TheRealSquiddo: Spokethere'snoneedforyoutodothisandchageourusernamefortyesakeofyourentertainment plsss Spoke!
SpokeIsHere change TheoBaldTheBird's name to YellowBaldBird.
SpokeIsHere change Wemmbu's name to PurpleBlob.
SpokeIsHere change Derapchu's name to Chuchu-train.
Chuchu-train: WHAT. WHAT.
PurpleBlob: WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THIS?!!
YellowBaldBird: BRO!!! This is HORRIBLE! I CAN'T CHANGE BACK MY USERNAME!
SpokeIsHere change FlameFrags name to FlameBrighter
FlameBrighter: Bro- what did I even do bro like- bro.
Egg-Chan: He's coming for everyone in this group chat!
SpokeIsHere change Egg-Chan's name to AngelEye-Chan
SpokeIsHere change Manepear's name to LionPear
SpokeIsHere change Boosfer's name to 67Peasant
SpokeIsHere change LettuceK's name to FurryLettuce
Wifey's<3: We're cooked bro✌I pray for everyone's username to be safe from Spoke
FurryLettuce: Oh my god. Why me ╥﹏╥
67Peaasant: Lol, I actually like this new name HAHAHA 67 67 67 ABSOLUTE CINEMA!
PurpleBlob: Oh gosh please no with that meme.
AngelEye-Chan: Mine isn't that bad either. Guess Spoke tolerate me
PurpleBlob: No fair! I want a cool nickname but noooo, cause I can't change it. What sorcery did you cast Spoke!
BirdbrainX2: Is this what Wato said, his 'grand scheme..
SpokeIsHere: Lol no, just got the idea of changing y'all names. Thanks by the way @Chuchu-train
Chuchu-train: BRO! WHY ME?!!
SpokeIsHere change JumperWho's name to BunnyHop
SpokeIsHere change Kenadian's name to Canadian🇨🇦
SpokeIsHere change Mapicc's name to RedDemon
SpokeIsHere change MinuteTech's name to TimeTech
SpokeIsHere change their name to SpokeSpeaking
SpokeSpeaking: Alright. That should do it
TimeTech: Why am I part of this..
Canadian🇨🇦: Really? Changing my name to a country?
BunnyHop: At least my name isn't that bad
RedDemon: Coool name you got me Spoke!
SpokeSpeaking: It's reserve for my bestie ofc!
PlanetLord: What about me? Am I not your best friend?
SpokeSpeaking: OH SHIT-
SpokeSpeaking change PlanetLord's name to StarGalaxy🌌
SpokeSpeaking: There :) much better
StarGalaxy🌌: Ohh thank you bestie ❤
PurpleBlob: Favoritism.
FlameBrighter: It's not fair some of y'all have good names bro.
Lomedy: I think I'm left out here-
AngelEye-Chan: Don't worry Lomedy, some other people here aren't affected by Spoke's change of names.
FlameBrighter change Lomedy's name to SunFarmer
SunFarmer: Really Flame? What kind of name is that-
FlameBrighter: I'm sorry bro, I don't know how to find good names for you bro
SunFarmer: Yeah but SunFarmer? Is it because I farm under the burning sun?
FlameBrighter: Well.. -uh yeah? I suppose..
PurpleBlob: Bro couldn't find any good name for his farmer Lolzz
67Peasant: You should just gave him a name of what farmers usually have, like Crops or something
FlameBrighter: Yeah no. No one asks bro
YellowBaldBird: Has anyone seen Parrot? I haven't seen him after helping me with assignments earlier
Canadian🇨🇦: I saw him with Wifies, hanging out somewhere idk
Chuchu-train: Are they literally having a date or something??
YellowBaldBird: You jealous bro?
Chuchu-train: What? No! Why would I? I don't care.. Maybe a bit-
BunnyHop: if you guys didn't notice, they're not together- yet.
RedDemon: Lol what???
Wemmbu: I thought they are???
TheRealSquiddo: There's not together yet??
SpokeSpeaking: Parrot is smart and yet he's so oblivious to Wifies obvious crush on him.
AngelEye-Chan: Not for long though. I could tell Parrot might notice the hint
SunFarmer: What hint?
AngelEye-Chan: That's the point. He himself will have to find out.
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SpokeIsHere created a groupchat
SpokeIsHere added 3 people.
Wemmbu: Oh hell naw-
FlameFrags: Dude bro again?
ParrotX2: ....
SpokeIsHere: Hihihi! ^^
Wemmbu: I'm leaving-
Wemmbu left the chat.
SpokeIsHere: Oh no you don't
SpokeIsHere added Wemmbu to the chat.
Wemmbu: God this is annoying.
ParrotX2: Why make a new gc when we already have another? And why only us four?
FlameFrags: Yeah, what's your problem bro??
SpokeIsHere: I know we already have another gc but that's for everyone! This gc is only for us! The protagonists.
Wemmbu: That's cringe bro.
ParrotX2: Protagonist? What we're in a movie or something?
SpokeIsHere: Well, feels like it, I dunno.
FlameFrags: Well I'm heading out with Lomedy, don't bother me.
Wemmbu: Hanging out with a farmer eh? Do you like him-
FlameFrags: Not a word. Or we'll finish off what we started earlier.
ParrotX2: Hey Wemmbu, aren't you and Egg-Chan supposed to have a study date today?
Wemmbu: Oh Shit--
SpokeIsHere: Egg-Chan kept mentioning that in the gc earlier, guess he forgot until now Lol
ParrotX2: Why am I even here bro..
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