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WAG List
Vicks - Marlows wife - HEAD WAG
Mackie - St. Simons ' wife
Geraldine (Ger) - Carmichael's girlfriend
Samantha (Stuart) - Connor's new wife
Lucie - Connors ' ex-wife
Bariss - Hammersmith high school sweetheart - now girlfriend
Jordan - Sebbins wife
Angel - Fellers wife
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Boston Babes (the best WAGS)
Vicks - Ladies, ladies, we may have a new recruit
Mackie - ohhhhhh 👀, it's been ages, but like who
Ger - Most of the team are being whores at the moment, I have nothing against it though
Bariss - You would know 🙄
Ger - excuse you, I am a reformed whore
Lucie - 😂 reformed
Stuart - Didn't you and Carm take home that waitress the other night
Angel - I missed this, details bitch
Jordan - Take home, more like take back to the hotel. Why did you have to bring her to my hotel?
Ger - Sorry it was the closest. Love you ❤️
Jordan - bitch, at least Carm tipped well for the mess you made.
Mackie - I am super curious now.
Ger - ok, long story short, I fucked her, Carm fucked her. She went to Paris. We all had a fabulous time, and then Carm fucked me after she left
Vicks - WOW, a super fun time, get it babe.
Lucie - damnnnnnn
Stuart - 🍑🍆💦🥵
Angel - Lol, what a night
Jordan - that explains why my cleaner looked like she had seen things.
Ger - ANYWAY, new recruit???????
Vicks - Yes, so Cliff has been really cagey about Roz lately. Apparently, he has been texting this chick in Montreal for years and I mean years.
Vicks - He is obsessed with her. To the point, he always texts back no matter where they are.
Vicks - Like during intermissions
Vicks - At team dinners
Vicks - Even when they are out clubbing, he is texting this girl
Mackie - I knew Roz had someone on the side, but I thought it was like Sveta, just a fuckbuddy but that's not a fuckbuddy
Vicks - NOPE
Vicks - Her name is Jane apparently. SOOOOO. I may have done something
Bariss - I am both intrigued and scared.
Vicks - I got Cliff to distract Roz and stole her number
Angel - How on earth did you get past his password? The fucker is so sneaky about it
Jordan - Jane texted him the other day at the BBQ, Vicks and I hid and saw it.
Vicks - everyone cool if I add Jane
Ger - fuck yeah
Mackie - absolutely
Barriss - of course
Stuart - I don't think anyone is disagreeing, so lets add the babe
Vicks added Jane to Boston Babes (the best WAGS)
Jane - Hello, whats this
Vicks - The WAGS chat for the Boston bears
Jane - oh, I'm not supposed to be here
Jane has left Boston Babes (the best WAGS)
Vicks added Jane to Boston Babes (the best WAGS)
Jane - Sorry, I really shouldn't be here. I'm not a WAG
Jane has left Boston Babes (the best WAGS)
Vicks added Jane to Boston Babes (the best WAGS)
Jane - What's going on?
Vicks - I will readd you, hun
Mackie - At least let us talk first before you disappear again
Jane - Ok
Vicks - I am Vicks, I am Cliff Marlows wife, I'm currently the head WAG of this bunch of lovely weirdos.
Vicks - I was told by my darling husband that you and Roz have been chatting and fucking for years
Jane - Well, yeah kind of
Angel - I'm Angel, I'm Fellers wife. There is a little dropdown of all of our names and our relationships to the players in the description, by the way.
Angel - But if you have been doing that for years, then you absolutely qualify to be in this chat
Jane - I'm just a fuckbuddy. We aren't dating, and I'm not a wife
Bariss - I wasn't either of those either for a while. I was a high school sweetheart at one point, then hockey took over, and we split. I got added when they found out we were still hooking up and texting even years later
Barris - Now I am the official girlfriend
Jane - he doesn't like me like that
Jane - I'm just convenient. He doesn't have to look for someone else because I'm there
Jane - you know, I can't say no to him
Lucie - Jane, that's not good
Stuart - he hasn't pressured you into anything, has he?
Jane - NO
Jane - he doesn't need to pressure me
Jane - I would just cave like a wet paper towel
Jordan - sweetheart, you love him, don't you?
Jane - I don't know
Mackie - I love Roz to pieces but he isn't an easy person to love
Vicks - how long has it really been since you first got together
Jane - a long time
Ger - How long
Lucie - No one is going to spill any secrets here babe
Angel - 10000000% wags chat is sacred
Jane - I would say rookie season
Jane - he would say the summer before
Vicks - FUCK
Mackie - SINCE ROOKIE SEASON
Lucie - SUMMER BEFORE IDIOT
Jordan - Sebbin is looking at me while I scream around the kitchen
Angel - that's a long fucking time to be fucking someone
Stuart - that's like his whole career
Jane - mine too. I met him in Saskatchewan. I was 17 years old and he was cocky and funny
Mackie - so you're the same age, yeah
Jane - yeah, I was there with my parents and I just couldn't stop watching him play
Vicks - aww that's sweet
Jane - pathetic really
Bariss - definitely not Babe, I can 100% vouch for that
Angel - you didn't hook up at 17, did you?
Jane - No, we didn't kiss until the next year, we didn't mess around until 19 ish
Jordan - babe, you don't come back to someone like that, a year after you kiss them to mess around
Jane - I mean, I know he wanted me
Jane - and he was so lovely
Vicks - that's a side of Roz not many people see
Jane - he was, but I just thought I was like a challenge
Jane - you know, someone you want but can't have
Stuart - you have such low self esteem about yourself, it's not good
Vicks - I know, but Jane, he is coming back to you every time.
Jane - because I'm convenient
Ger - I don't even know you that well, and I just want to give you a giant hug
Lucie - SAME
Mackie - Alright, babe, this ends here.
Jane - huh
Mackie - you deserve so many nice things and we need you to realise that.
Angel - Roz is being a dickhead, treating you like this
Jordan - agreed, we need you to feel better about yourself. No one deserves to feel like they are just a convenient fuck
Jane - Thank you, I guess. I've never told anyone about our thing before
Jane - It's freeing
Lucie - What about your friends
Jane - They wouldn't understand. They know of him as a hockey player, and they don't like him
Jane - But please understand that we really can't be together Ilya and I
Jane - It's impossible
Ger - Why?
Angel - You aren't married
Bariss - surely there is some way
Mackie - because you live in Canada?
Jane - it's more than where we live, it could ruin our careers
Vicks - Jane, it can't be that serious
Jane - it is
Mackie - you could hide it
Angel - MACKIE, that is a terrible suggestion
Jordan - they can't exactly hide until retirement, Roz is, fingers crossed, at least a decade away
Bariss - I would
Bariss - if it was the chance of not being with my love or being with him and hiding our relationship.
Bariss - I would because I just can't live without him
Bariss - but I'm not you Jane. But the thing is, you need to decide if he is worth fighting for.
Stuart - but don't forget that you are worth fighting for too. OK
Jane - I have work, but thank you; it means a lot.
Jane - I'm confident in everything else, just not this
Vicks - have a good day and the biggest of hugs ❤️❤️❤️❤️