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11:00 am
Jesper L. Fahey started a new conversation.
Jesper L. Fahey named the conversation “Year of the Crows 🥳🐦⬛!!”
Jesper L. Fahey added Inej Ghafa, Kaz Brekker, Wylan Van Eck, Nina Zenik, Matthias Helvar
Jesper L. Fahey: oh this wont do
Jesper L. Fahey renamed Jesper L. Fahey to The Hot One
The Hot One renamed Inej Ghafa to Spider Girl
The Hot One renamed Kaz Brekker to Kazzle Dazzle
The Hot One renamed Wylan Van Eck to Wylan Van Sunshine
The Hot One renamed Nina Zenik to Waffles
The Hot One renamed Matthias Helvar to Matty
The Hot One: MUCH better
Kazzle Dazzle renamed Kazzle Dazzle to Kaz Brekker
The Hot One: well fuck me then i guess
Waffles: YESSSS SENIOR YEAR GROUP CHAT
Spider Girl: I’m not entirely sure we need a new one? But nonetheless yayyy senior year of uni!
The Hot One: we need a new one, dearest inej, because its symBOLIC
Spider Girl: no complaints here!
Wylan Van Sunshine: Hello, everybody on the new group chat!
Waffles: HI WYLAN
Spider Girl: Hey Wylan!
The Hot One: WYYYYYYYYY
Matty: Hello, Wylan.
Matty: Why is my name “Matty”? My name is Matthias.
Matty: Please change it, Jesper.
The Hot One: ☹️
The Hot One: ok, matthias ☹️☹️
The Hot One renamed Matty to Matthias (Party Pooper)
The Hot One: 🙁🙁🙁🙁
Matthias (Party Pooper): This is acceptable.
The Hot One: 😁😁😁😁
Love Birds
11:10
Yellow Tulip: Why is Jesper using so many emoticons and changing my name?
Little Red Bird: hes being friendly, matthias.
Little Red Bird: hes trying to make a connection
Yellow Tulip: Why?
Little Red Bird: i dunno
Little Red Bird: probably because he wants to be friends with you
Yellow Tulip: I thought we were already friends?
Little Red Bird: closer friends then. Just respond to it cheerfully or something, idk babe
Yellow Tulip: Okay. I will respond cheerfully.
Year of the Crows 🥳🐦⬛!!
Matthias (Party Pooper): 🙂
Love Birds
Yellow Tulip: Was that okay?
Little Red Bird: YES
Little Red Bird: it was perfect, jes is currently squealing at his phone screen in the cafe
Little Red Bird: also do you want a coffee
Yellow Tulip: No, thank you, my love. I would like a scone please.
Little Red Bird: (STOP YOURE SO CUTE) of course!
Year of the Crows 🥳🐦⬛!!
The Hot One: AHHHH OMG MATTHIAS USING AN EMOJI IS NOT SOMETHING I KNEW I NEEDED IN MY LIFE
Matthias Helvar (Party Pooper) Liked a message
The Hot One renamed Matthias Helvar (Party Pooper) to Matthias!!
Inej Ghafa and Kaz Brekker
11:30
Inej: Are you still in Jespers group chat?
Kaz: Yes, why?
Inej: You haven’t said anything, lol
Kaz: I haven’t needed to.
Inej: Fair
Inej: Do you want to go study in the library?
Inej: I know school literally just started but it could be fun anyway
Kaz: Yes, I’ll pick you up in front of your dorm.
Inej: Okay! I’ll see you around noon.
12:00
Kaz: I’m outside.
Inej hearted a message
Bros 4 Lyf
12:14
Jester: WYWYWYWYWY
Jester: WYLAN
12:18
Jester: …
Jester: MERCHLING
Wy Guy: Jesper? Is everything okay?
Jester: NO WYLAN MY BELOVED EVERYTHING IS NOT OK
Jester: I am sitting aLONE in our shARED dorm by mySELF
Jester: where is my funky flautist???!!!!
Wylan Van Eck and Nina Zenik
12:20
Wylan: NINA
Wylan sent one screenshot:
Jester: NO WYLAN MY BELOVED EVERYTHING IS NOT OK
Jester: I am sitting aLONE in our shARED dorm by mySELF
Jester: where is my funky flautist???!!!!
Nina: HELP
Nina: Thats so cute wy
Nina: also what the fuck is up with “funky flautist”
Wylan: Does he know what this is doing to me 😭
Nina: no, he’s an idiot
Nina: hope this helps <3
Wylan: …
Bros 4 Lyf
12:25
Wy Guy: oh, sorry haha.
Wy Guy: I was getting coffee for my train ride to the dorm. Has everyone else settled in?
Jester: no worries i was only messing, and no not everyone
Jester: in our building, only adrik, tolya, and I have unpacked. I THINK davids here but idk where really…
Jester: what i do know is that matthias has a single this year so we’ll probably be seeing a lot of our dear zenik lol
Wy Guy: lol yeah. Have the rest of our friends gotten into the dorm already?
Jester: uhhhhh i dont actually know. I’ll ask the AMAZING SENIOR YEAR GROUP CHAT
Wy Guy: Okay, haha.
Year of the Crows 🥳🐦⬛!!
12:36
The Hot One: MOVE-IN STATUS REPORT PLEASE
Waffles: MOVE-IN COMPLETE (minus decorations </3)
Kaz Brekker: Inej is sleeping, but she’s moved in.
Waffles: ROOMMATE CONFIRMATION, INEJ IS MOVED IN
Waffles: her knife collection has grown, she has a purple one now
The Hot One: we aren’t just going to gloss over the fact that Kazzie here knows Inej is sleeping, right?
The Hot One: care to comment, boss?
Kaz Brekker renamed The Hot One to Gambling Addict
Gambling Addict: DAMN
Wylan Van Sunshine: Kaz that isn’t very nice.
Kaz Brekker renamed Gambling Addict to Jesper Fahey
Jesper Fahey: This is so much worse
Matthias!!: I am also moved in.
Jesper Fahey: really?? I havent seen you all day. Neither has the rest of our floor lol
Matthias!!: I got here earlier in the week and I don't leave during prime busy hours in the common area.
Matthias!!: And I am quiet.
Jesper Fahey: oookay then. Fair enough.
Jesper Fahey and Matthias Helvar
12:42
Jesper: Do you want to watch a movie with our floor tonight?
Matthias: What movie?
Jesper: Fedyor wants to watch how to train your dragon
Matthias: I have never heard of it.
Jesper: oh trust me, helvar, youll love it
Matthias: Okay I trust you. I will make popcorn later.
Jesper: THANK YOU MATTHIAS YOU’RE THE BEST
Matthias: 👍
Year of the Crows 🥳🐦⬛!!
12:47
Jesper Fahey: Anyway, I am moved in, Wy is on his way, and i ASSUME kaz is moved in based on his knowledge of Inej’s whereabouts
Waffles renamed Jesper Fahey to Funny Guns
Waffles: It was hurting my soul
Funny Guns: ty neens, it was hurting me too :)
Bros 4 Lyf
1:46
Wy Guy: I just got off of the train. I’ll be home in like twenty minutes.
Wy Guy: I think I have too many bags for train travel haha.
Jester: YAY IM SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU