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SV1, SV2 & 2P Yi Xi Headcanons

Summary:

My personal set of headcanons for our lovely serial killer/cannibal wife and her alternate versions :)

Notes:

These headcanons are divided into an SFW and NSFW section.
A content warning is provided before any headcanons containing mentions of SH, so you can skip it if you like. :)
As always, stay safe! <3

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SFW:

  • Both SV1 and SV2 are tall and thin. The difference between them is that SV1 is much more firm and toned, especially in areas like her abs, forearms, and biceps. SV2 is softer and curvier; her hips and breasts are more pronounced than SV1’s. Despite this, they’re both freakishly strong. (Do NOT try to arm wrestle with either of them, they’ll snap your arm in half.) 
  • In comparison, 2P is MUCH shorter, shorter than average. Her body doesn’t have much shape to it, either. I see her as being very thin with a nearly completely flat chest. She also doesn’t have much physical strength. SV1 likes to bully her because of this. 
  • 2P’s favourite fruit is mango. No reason for this, I just like to imagine her as a mango lover. 
  • SV1is very loud and excitable. She loves to tease and play with others far beyond the realms of what’s considered socially acceptable. It’s not uncommon for people to label her as “annoying”. In comparison, SV2 is very quiet, unusually so. She always looks like she’s analyzing the people around her and calculating her next move. She acts in ways that are very deliberate and carefully thought-through. Her patience is seemingly never-ending; her emotions don’t control her like SV1’s do. 
  • SV2 takes on a parental role for people that are dear to her, and it shows in the ways she acts, you just can’t help but want to call her “mommy”. (Or maybe I’m just projecting? lul) I like to imagine her as the matriarch of the household that keeps SV1 and 2P in line, placing a great emphasis on responsibility and discipline. (You don’t want to disobey her, just trust me on that...) 
  • That makes her sound a bit cruel... But she’s actually very gentle towards those who respect and obey her; 2P is a great example! She loves order, yes, but she’s not above holding you close and petting your hair while softly singing you to sleep... <3 
  • SV2 is very clean! Cleaner than SV1, that’s for sure... She needs her environment nearly sterile and organized down to the last speck of dust to function properly; she’s just a control freak like that! SV1 is the exact opposite, she doesn’t mind getting dirty and likes doing things the messy way, often utilizing brute force. Misplaced tools? Bloody clothes? Stray bits of flesh strewn about and stuck to the ceiling? She doesn’t care! And that same mentality applies to her everyday life, too. SV2 frequently berates SV1 over just how much of a mess she makes everywhere... 
  • SV2 is OBSESSED with good manners and etiquette. No shoes inside the house, elbows off the table, hats off indoors, pointing is rude... And the list goes on... She’s the type of person to know the difference between a dinner fork and a dessert fork. This makes her come off as very formal and put-together, but it gets a tad exhausting having to constantly follow seemingly meaningless social rules because of her. 
  • In general, SV2 strikes me as a huge type A personality, while SV1 is a textbook type B personality. 
  • SV1 has a HUGE superiority complex over the fact that she’s polylingual; she loves showing off how many languages she can speak and sees it as a big achievement in her life. (Slay queen, literally.) (Yes this headcanon is based entirely on kotoba asobi SO WHAT) 
  • SV1 has the metabolism of a teenage boy. She can eat constantly and never gain any weight. (Lucky her, sigh) 
  • SV1 is very much a heavyweight; she doesn’t get drunk easily. Betting against her in a drinking game guarantees you nothing but defeat and liver damage. 
  • 2P has a very weak stomach. The sight of anything mildly gross (like blood, gore, rotting food etc.) is enough to make her gag and her stomach turn. She vomits very easily as a result. (Poor thing... </3) 
  • Adding onto the last point, 2P is hemophobic. Getting her blood drawn at the doctor’s makes her sweat bullets from anxiety and pass out halfway through. 
  • SV1 is a fast runner, like terrifyingly fast. I just know every other kid in school would give up the second they were supposed to race against her in gym class. (Lol) 
  • Speaking of school, SV1 has never really been studious whatsoever. China’s social pressure to get perfect grades was always too much on her, and she never really excelled at anything besides languages(Despite being pretty smart!) At some point, she dropped out to pursue what she was actually interested in: music. (And murder lol) 
  • When chasing someone, SV1 is an endurance predator. Her strategy is to wildly chase after whoever she’s targeting, using the environment to her advantage and attempting to cut them off. SV2 is a persistence predator; she’s far too classy to run after someone like an animal, (lol) her approach is to let the victim make a mistake first and use it to her advantage. She operates under the mindset that her target won’t get away, no matter how far they run. (Which lowk makes her even scarier, at least to me.) 
  • Besides human flesh, SV1 really loves hotpot! I feel like she wouldn’t pass up the opportunity to call everyone else at the table a spice baby for not getting the spiciest broth available, lol. 
  • [SH MENTION TW!!!] Both SV1 and 2P have struggled with self-harm in the past. (Projecting again)(Also salt-wound routine) SV1 due to feeling extremely lonely from others alienating her and thinking she’s creepy. The fact that her “appetites” are so different from the norm makes her feel alone, and she doesn’t like to admit it. 2P because SV1’s teasing and bullying hurts her deeply, but she’s too spineless and subservient to do anything about it. She feels worthless and like she deserves to be punished with pain for it. Besides the physical pain, she also uses the nausea and squeamishness brought on by the sight of her injuries as a form of psychological self-harm. 2P’s scars are much deeper and more abundant than SV1’s. 

NSFW:

  • SV1 is a dom/top-leaning switch. She’s a reluctant sub for SV2 specifically (where she’s very bratty and defiant, lol), but she’s most in her element when she gets to be on top and do whatever she wants to you; she loves feeling like a strong predator. ;)
  • Speaking of, yes, SV1 and SV2 hook up sometimes, mostly just to hatefuck, lol. And because SV2 loves reminding SV1 who the boss of the house really is. (Mmmmm yummy twincest) 
  • SV2 and 2P also have a sexual relationship, but SV2 is much gentler with her than she is with SV1. 
  • SV2 is a vers dom. She always wants to be in control, but she doesn’t mind if she’s the one giving or receiving. She especially likes guiding you along when you give her head, petting your hair and praising you for how well you’re doing. <3 
  • 2P is a sub bottom, do I even need to say it? She’s a bit too inexperienced to really “provide” any services, so she’s fine with letting you take the reins. Given how hesitant and virginal she tends to be, I doubt she’s anything other than pure vanilla; she’s too sensitive for anything mildly kinky. (Aww... <3) 
  • SV1 is 1000% into primal play. I mean, come on! The parallel is RIGHT there. We already know she’s very messy and rowdy; combine that with the thrill of the hunt and you’ve got her all riled up. She’s the starving predator, and you’re her helpless prey... You can run for as long as you want, but she’ll always catch you in the end, and when she does, she’s going to eat you. (Whether that’s in the sexy way or the literal way is up to your imagination ;P) Because of this, she naturally also loves scratching and biting, nothing like the claws of a scared, cornered animal digging into her back, and nothing like her fangs sinking into its neck in return. ;)
  • SV1 is just a tad sadistic. She craves to see the pain on your face when she traps you in an uncomfortable position beneath her, but it’s not just physical; she also enjoys degrading and humiliating you in playfully mean ways. (“What? Can’t you run any faster?” “Ha! I could break both your wrists with one hand!” and the like...) But hey, prey is meant to be torn apart, right? 
  • To add onto this, SV1 sometimes likes involving her cleaver in your shared “playtime”She’ll press the edge into your throat or playfully glide it down your breastbone all the while drooling about how delicious you look, just because it turns her on to see you so scared of losing your life. You never know if she’s actually being serious or not... 
  • SV2 is into obedience training. She loves using a reward/punishment system to influence your behaviour. Strangely enough, she also gives me the vibes of someone that’s into BDSM? Maybe it’s her outfit that vaguely reminds me of fetish wear, idk. She might make you get down on all fours and spank you with a riding crop if you’re too naughty, who knows! :P 
  • SV2 has a massive fixation on oral, both giving and receivingWhen givingit’s to feel how you respond to her, to control your body and the sensations you feelor as a reward for being obedientWhen receivingit’s to let you service her, because mommy needs to unwind after a long daytooright? ;) 
  • SV2 also loves to finger you for the same reason she loves eating you out, with her gloves on, of course. The cool leather and texture of the seams make it a bit more exciting, no? 
  • SV1 likes making out with you; it’s a very primal, passionate act, and she loves that aspect of it. She especially likes forcing her tongue down your throat to delight in how uncomfortable it makes you. Something about watching you choke is great fun to her. (What a weirdo, I know, right?)(jk) 
  • Both SV1 and SV2 have unusually long tongues, do with that what you will… ;)