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  1. Public Bookmark 21

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    After humanity was drowned by their own negligence to things such as climate change and rising sea levels, the only things left were the robots they created and whatever resists sea erosion under the new depths. But with over 80% of land now submerged under the great blue depths, a new problem arises; Pirates.

    With the fierce, oil-thirsty, treasure-hungry, sea-faring drones traveling across the vast seas, the Worker Drones keep to their islands and relinquish any and all treasure should a pirate ship come by. That is, if you even realize it's there.

    Because as Uzi found out, some pirates don't exactly make their presence known until you're tied up and being negotiated off to a Blue Whale Drone who's over half your height.

    And all because her stupid bully got herself kidnapped by him first...

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    23 Aug 2025

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    seagull

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    “who is that behind u???!!!”

    “IS THAT A GHOST!?”

    “THERE’S A REALLY HOT GIRL BEHIND YOU!!!!”

    Enid spins in her chair, and her scream surely peaks her microphone.

    Wednesday, in all of her goth glory, stands right behind Enid with her usual deadpan look. “Enid, you’re live streaming.”

    Or the AU where Enid is a YouTuber, and her fans can't stop asking about her goth roommate after she appears in one of the live streams.

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    25 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    gay gay homosexual gay

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    Tyler acts like a dick to Enid so she decides to publically execute him with the phone Xavier gifted her, she proceeds to call him out on every single thing he's ever done and insult him excessively on twitter, of course the twitter folks agree and start going mad too.

    Or

    Internet gets mad at weird plants vs zombies guy.

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    23 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    how the fuck was this made in 1950. what.

  4. Public Bookmark 65

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    The core never fully leaves Marcy's mind, instead, the unified hivemind becomes one being called Darcy. Instead of trying to get rid of Darcy, Marcy tries to show it the little things in life, in hopes it may change. Socializing a feral Darcy is harder done than said as Marcy will soon find out.

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    20 Jul 2025

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    what do u mean that I haven't left kudos yet

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    Following their miserable shift at Spudsy’s, a grouchy Zooble finds themself in a heated argument with a tipsy, emotionally unstable Ragatha. The result is a drive home full of screaming, swearing, tears…and Zooble coming to the realization that Ragatha needs some serious help before it’s too late.

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    21 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    she should be mean, as a treat