ilya.po3ahob updated their bio
💍❤️ @shanehollander24
sexy shane hollander 😩😩😩
Why am I in your bio like that
Wtf Rozanov
People are going to think we are actually together
I do not care what people say
we know what we have
We have nothing????
Delete it
whatever you say sweetheart
ilya.po3ahob updated their bio
fuck buddies with @shanehollander24
sexy shane hollander 😩😩😩
DELETE IT
_____
Ilya very publicly thirsts his way into ex-teammate Shane's bed (and heart)

Notes:

About 10 hours after I finally finished painstakingly crafting my last fic, I feverishly started throwing this together. Planned on never finishing it until I developed a literal fever, and made this while home sick (and then spitefully while at work because I get 3 sick days a year lmao).

I have never coded anything in my life and owe anything praiseworthy about this to others. I used: a modified version of everwitch’s modified version of this Instagram post workskin by gadaursan; a slightly modified version of this iMessage workskin by Azdaema Codes; and a (modified slightly and only for the worse) version of this fantastic Instagram comments workskin by impose_crowes, who created such a simplified, detailed breakdown of how to use it that anyone with a pulse could figure it out. A big, big thank you to all the original creators!!! You can Hide Creator’s Style but what you see under the hood is between you, God, and the 9 inches of scotch tape holding everything together.

The only thing you might prefer to know before reading is: this is a post-university AU where the guys previously played on the same university hockey team. Everyone is still in the same (never named, though I was thinking Montreal) city and Shane, JJ, and Hayden coach a junior league hockey team together.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

jj.bzzzz . Photo of JJ and Shane at a bar.
jj.bzzzz. The text in the post reads as follows. got Hollzy to come out with us 🔥🔥🔥
The post is dated 31 May

ilya.po3ahob 27m

give hollander a big kiss from me

Hide 2 replies

shanehollander24 22m

@ilya.po3ahob Go fuck yourself Roz

ilya.po3ahob 22m

@shanehollander24 but is so much more fun if you’re there

rose.marie.94 11m

💕💕💕

coachpike1990 . Photo of JJ, Hayden, and Shane with bottles of sparkling cider.
coachpike1990. The text in the post reads as follows. Great way to wrap up the season! (It’s Martinelli’s)
The post is dated 2 June

cliffmarlo 2h

Goated trio

4 likes Reply

ilya.po3ahob 1h

I am single if any sexy junior league coaches were wondering

1 like Reply

Hide 3 replies

coachpike1990 38m

@ilya.po3ahob I’m married actually but thanks

ilya.po3ahob 37m

@coachpike1990 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

ilya.po3ahob 37m

@coachpike1990 I am single if any SEXY junior league coaches were wondering

cliffmarlo . Photo of a hockey team around a cup, Shane at the center of the group.
cliffmarlo. The text in the post reads as follows. 5 years since we won the U Cup 💪
The post is dated 5 June

coachpike1990 4h

The glory days

3 likes Reply

ilya.po3ahob 1h

so beautiful

Hide 2 replies

jj.bzzzz 1h

@ilya.po3ahob we really did that

ilya.po3ahob 1h

@jj.bzzzz was talking about hollander 😩

sveta.sv . Photo is of Svetlana and Shane at a formal event.
sveta.sv. The text in the post reads as follows. We’re posting university throwbacks? U Sports Gala 2021 ✨
The post is dated 5 June

rose.marie.94 3h

BABIES 🥹🥹🥹

3 likes Reply

cliffmarlo 3h

No shirt? @shanehollander24

ilya.po3ahob 26m

mourning long haired hollander like he’s my dead wife

shanehollander24 . Photo of hockey team hugging on the ice.
shanehollander24. The text in the post reads as follows. It has been a privilege to coach these boys this season
The post is dated 6 June

jj.bzzzz 1h

that’s my boy

Hide 3 replies

ilya.po3ahob 47m

@ilya.po3ahob that’s my man

shanehollander24 32m

@ilya.po3ahob Not your man

ilya.po3ahob 17m

@shanehollander24 hollander I am starting to feel like you don’t want me :(

ilya.po3ahob . Photo is a shirtless mirror selfie of Ilya.
ilya.po3ahob. The text in the post reads as follows. @shanehollander24
The post is dated 7 June

shanehollander24 1h

I’m not even in the picture??

Hide 1 reply

ilya.po3ahob 1h

@shanehollander24 yes I tag you so you see

cliffmarlo 12m

My boy sexy as hell 🔥🔥🔥

coachpike1990 . Photo of Shane next to a Hello Kitty coloring sheet.
coachpike1990. The text in the post reads as follows. This guy is the best babysitter 🙌🙌
The post is dated 9 June

ilya.po3ahob 6m

I need to get him pregnant caughtme!!

Hide 1 reply

@ilya.po3ahob Wtf

Hollzy 🏒

Today 2:01 PM

Do you want me to block Roz

Seriously I will

No it’s fine

Don’t block him

This is sexual harassment

It’s not

He knows I don’t mind

???

jj.bzzzz . Photo of Shane looking weary.
jj.bzzzz. The text in the post reads as follows. what spending every day with 14 year olds does to a mf
The post is dated 12 June

shanehollander24 2h

If I hear six seven one more damn time…

6 likes Reply

jacki_pike 2h

Try spending every day with four toddlers 🫠

1 like Reply

Hide 1 reply

jj.bzzzz 2h

@jacki_pike pikes use protection challenge

ilya.po3ahob 9m

hello god it’s me again

sveta.sv . Mirror selfie of Svetlana
sveta.sv. The text in the post reads as follows. lazy morning
The post is dated 13 June

rose.marie.94 4h

gorg

1 like Reply

jj.bzzzz 2h

to have a “lazy morning” you have to sometimes have a busy morning 🤣🤣

ilya.po3ahob 1h

Збс

. Ilya’s Instagram profile. The bio reads: 💍❤️@shanehollander24.

sexy shane hollander 😩😩😩

Today 8:14 PM

Why am I in your bio like that

Wtf Rozanov

People are going to think we are actually together

I do not care what people say

we know what we have

We have nothing????

Delete it.

whatever you say sweetheart

. Ilya’s Instagram profile. The bio reads: fuck buddies with @shanehollander24.

sexy shane hollander 😩😩😩

Today 8:23 PM

DELETE IT

is not untrue

Hooking up one time at 19 does not make us fuck buddies.

was not just hookup

I took your gay virginity

thought that meant something to you 🙁

You are such a fucking asshole

I was hoping to fuck asshole yes

Read 8:25 PM

jacki_pike . Photo of Shane wearing friendship bracelets
jacki_pike. The text in the post reads as follows. Shane wearing the bracelets the twins made for him <3
The post is dated 18 June

rose.marie.94 2h

so sweet🥹🥹🥹

4 likes Reply

ilya.po3ahob 29m

no gag reflex btw

Hide 2 replies

coachpike1990 21m

@ilya.po3ahob I’m actually blocking you this time

ilya.po3ahob 2m

@coachpike1990 no no please I will be good 😇

jacki_pike . Photo of Jacki in a vineyard
jacki_pike. The text in the post reads as follows. Hayden took me on a surprise date!
The post is dated 19 June

rose.marie.94 4h

you deserve it!! 💕💕

3 likes Reply

ilya.po3ahob 2h

morning affirmations: if pike can pull jacki I can pull hollander

coachpike1990 . Photo of Shane drawing something.
coachpike1990. The text in the post reads as follows. Putting together the final touches for this summer’s Game Changers camps!
The post is dated 20 June

ilya.po3ahob 36m

am I allowed to say what I am thinking

Hide 3 replies

ilya.po3ahob 36m

@ilya.po3ahob got in big trouble last time :(

ilya.po3ahob 35m

@ilya.po3ahob is like I am in russia again 🙁🤐

coachpike1990 14m

@ilya.po3ahob Keep it family friendly

ilya.po3ahob 11m

be still my beating heart

coachpike1990 . Photo of Shane at the gym.
coachpike1990. The text in the post reads as follows. Gym day 💪💪💪
The post is dated 22 June

ilya.po3ahob 4h

I am never getting over this

Hide 1 reply

@ilya.po3ahob Yes. That is what I keep trying to tell you.

jj.bzzzz 2h

how is this man single

Hide 1 reply

16m

@jj.bzzzz have been trying to change this for years

shanehollander24 . Photo of Shane with other Game Changers camp coaches.
shanehollander24. The text in the post reads as follows. We’re still looking for a few more coaches to join us for our Game Changers summer camp this year! If you are interested, please contact me for more details. We would love to have you out on the ice with us this July!
The post is dated 24 June

the_scotthunter 8h

See you on the ice!

1 like Reply

rose.marie.94 4h

so proud of the impact you’re making, Shane!

ilya.po3ahob 4m

I VOLUNTEER

ilya.po3ahob 4m

I VOLUNTEER

ilya.po3ahob 4m

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

sexy shane hollander 😩😩😩

Today 5:24 PM

Hey man, were you serious about helping with the camp this summer?

It’s a great cause. We’re partnering with the Game Changers Foundation to raise money for student athlete mental health awareness. We could really use some more coaches and would love to have you on the team.

I am serious

would love to get on the ice again

Awesome. It's going to be from the 13-26th of July. I can send the onboarding packet to your email for you to look over

will this have lots of complicated english

maybe I need you to come over and read to me??

Are you actually serious about being a coach?

Or is this just another one of your jokes about fucking me?

who said anything about me fucking you?

You. Every fucking time you talk to me.

hollander relax

is just a joke

This is a serious commitment.

I’m not going to bribe you into it with sex.

I do not want this

when I fuck you again it will be because you cannot resist anymore

🖕🖕🖕

you can send packet to [email protected]

Let me know if you have any questions

👌

jj.bzzzz . Photo of Ilya looking over papers at a table.
jj.bzzzz. The text in the post reads as follows. this dipshit is joining the team
The post is dated 27 June

coachpike1990 10h

Not too late to back out @ilya.po3ahob

shanehollander24 9h

Please do not refer to each other this way in front of the kids.

Hide 1 reply

jj.bzzzz 2h

@shanehollander24 🤣🤣🤣 tkt you know I won’t

1 like Reply

cliffmarlo . Photo of Marleau smiling with his brother.
cliffmarlo. The text in the post reads as follows. My day 1 🔥🔥🔥
The post is dated 30 June

jj.bzzzz 5h

marleau boiz 💪

2 likes Reply

ilya.po3ahob 1h

I did not deliver you from your mother’s womb for this

shanehollander24 . Photo of Ilya writing something on a notebook.
shanehollander24. The text in the post reads as follows. Roz “fixing” my camp practice plans
The post is dated 1 July

jj.bzzzz 8h

wait are you guys actually hanging out ptdrrrrr

3 likes Reply

ilya.po3ahob 6h

you are welcome )))

1 like Reply

sveta.sv 1h

interesting…

sveta.sv . Photo of coffee cups and a newspaper on a table
sveta.sv. The text in the post reads as follows. girls (+scott) had to meet and discuss
The post is dated 2 July

the_scotthunter 5h

thanks for inviting me 🤐

1 like Reply

rose.marie.94 5h

🤭🤭🤭

jacki_pike 5h

🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♂️

ilya.po3ahob 1h

grandpa brought newspaper 🤣🤣🤣🤣

rose.marie.94 . Photo of Rose and Shane hugging.
rose.marie.94. The text in the post reads as follows. my twin flame 💕
The post is dated 4 July

sveta.sv 3h

My gf and my gf’s bf

2 likes Reply

shanehollander24 3h

1 like Reply

ilya.po3ahob 19m

oh………………………………................

Hide 1 reply

sveta.sv 2m

@ilya.po3ahob here we go 🙄

ilya.po3ahob . Photo of Ilya smoking.
ilya.po3ahob. The text in the post reads as follows. logging off don’t hmu
The post is dated 4 July

shanehollander24 17m

You are so dramatic

Hide 2 replies

ilya.po3ahob 17m

@shanehollander24 post is not even about you hollander 😒

shanehollander24 13m

@ilya.po3ahob You know I’m gay, Ilya

sveta.sv 7m

Хватит

rose.marie.94 . Mirror selfie of Rose at the gym.
rose.marie.94. The text in the post reads as follows. Shane keeps dragging me to the gym at 6 am 😪
The post is dated 6 July

shanehollander24 2h

You asked 😐

sveta.sv 2h

I go at ten btw ✨

1 like Reply

Hide 1 reply

jj.bzzzz 59m

@sveta.sv rose has a real job

jacki_pike 41m

what did you think would happen when you asked Shane Hollander to be your gym buddie 😂

ilya.po3ahob . Photo of Ilya in a pool.
ilya.po3ahob. The text in the post reads as follows. @shanehollander24
The post is dated 8 July

sveta.sv 1h

andddd he’s back

3 likes Reply

cliffmarlo 1h

Absolute beast 👹

shanehollander24 54m

Are you serious

shanehollander24 52m

Again

Hide 1 reply

ilya.po3ahob 32m

@shanehollander24 oh I am very serious about doing it again

shanehollander24 . Photo of sweaty Shane it’s from the sexy hudson williams peloton ad i know you’ve seen it just picture that.
shanehollander24. The text in the post reads as follows. Rose made me post this
The post is dated 9 July

ilya.po3ahob 12h

lskfdjslfkjdlf?????????

ilya.po3ahob 12h

what the fuck.

ilya.po3ahob 12h

straight to the folder

rose.marie.94 9h

I need the world to know how sexy you are!!

5 likes Reply

Hide 1 reply

ilya.po3ahob 9h

@rose.marie.94 trust me we know

sveta.sv 4h

are you growing your hair out

2 likes Reply

ilya.po3ahob 18m

why is this picture 15 hours long

jacki_pike . Photo of Shane riding a big slide with a child
jacki_pike. The text in the post reads as follows. One last hurrah before the summer camp craziness takes over. Uncle Shane introducing Ruby to the joys of riding a big slide!
The post is dated 11 July

ilya.po3ahob 12m

I’ll introduce uncle shane to the joy of riding

Hide 5 replies

jacki_pike 10m

@ilya.po3ahob Ilya……………

coachpike1990 9m

@ilya.po3ahob My kids are in this post you sick fuck

ilya.po3ahob 5m

@jacki_pike not right to keep all that ass to himself 🙁

shanehollander24 5m

@ilya.po3ahob You’re one to talk

coachpike1990 2m

@shanehollander24 Shane???????

coachpike1990 . Photo of Shane and Ilya asleep in the backseat of a car.
coachpike1990. The text in the post reads as follows. Off to camp
The post is dated 12 July

rose.marie.94 26m

@sveta.sv ............................................

1 likeReply

Hide 1 reply

sveta.sv 23m

rose.marie.94 oh?

the_scotthunter . Photo of Shane, Scott, and Ilya sitting in hockey gear.
the_scotthunter. The text in the post reads as follows. Day 1 ✅
The post is dated 13 July

jj.bzzzz 1h

hollzy and roz getting along ? 👀

4 likes Reply

ilya.po3ahob 1h

hollander does charity for the elderly as well

jj.bzzzz . Photo of JJ, Ilya, and Shane standing together.
jj.bzzzz. The text in the post reads as follows. Roz convinced Hollander to go out with us the celebrate day 1
The post is dated 13 July

sveta.sv 2h

is that so

2 likes Reply

ilya.po3ahob 43m

doing what I say feels good yes? @shanehollander24

Hide 3 replies

shanehollander24 40m

@ilya.po3ahob fuck off

jj.bzzz 37m

@ilya.po3ahob @shanehollander24 get out of my comments and get a room

coachpike1990 28m

@jj.bzzzz Do not leave Shane alone in a room with that man

2 likes Reply

ilya.po3ahob . Photo of Ilya in a hockey rink.
ilya.po3ahob. The text in the post reads as follows. Back on the ice 😈
The post is dated 15 July

cliffmarlo 7h

Hell yeah brother

3 likes Reply

jj.bzzzz 5h

who knew rozanov is good with kids 🤣🤣🤣

Hide 1 reply

jacki_pike 4h

@jj.bzzzz 🙋‍♀️

1 like Reply

shanehollander24 . Photo of a group of hockey players looking at an instructor drawing on a whiteboard.
shanehollander24. The text in the post reads as follows. Merci à la Game Changers Foundation, qui permet chaque année l’organisation de ce stage !
The post is dated 18 July

rose.marie.84 4h

<3 <3 <3

ilya.po3ahob 1h

whatever you say beautiful..................

1 like Reply

ilya.po3ahob 1h

oui

ilya.po3ahob . Photo of Ilya licking Shane’s cheek while Shane smiles at the camera.
ilya.po3ahob. The text in the post reads as follows. long time since my tongue *** ****** **** ***** *********
The post is dated 20 July

jacki_pike 2h

PHONE. NOW.

3 likes Reply

shanehollander24 1h

Ilya this is not the caption I approved 😡

Hide 1 reply

coachpike1990 1h

@shanehollander24 did you approve of him LICKING you???

1 like Reply

sveta.sv 12m

so previously you’ve… okay

rose.marie.94 . Photo of Jacki sitting on the floor after a night out.
rose.marie.94. The text in the post reads as follows. post-girls night 💕
The post is dated 21 July

sveta.sv 9h

@coachpike1990 can you fight

Hide 2 replies

coachpike1990 2h

@sveta.sv yes

ilya.po3ahob 2h

@coachpike1990 I have fought both. sveta will win

3 likes Reply

jacki_pike 1h

I love you girls!!

2 likes Reply

ilya.po3ahob . Selfie of Ilya and Yuna Hollander.
ilya.po3ahob. The text in the post reads as follows. catching up
The post is dated 23 July

shanehollander24 7m

Is she here???

shanehollander24 7m

What the hell Roz

Hide 1 reply

ilya.po3ahob 7m

@shanehollander24 I invited her for visit )))

jj.bzzzz 4m

🤣🤣🤣

jj.bzzzz . Photo of Ilya leaning into Shane’s personal space.
jj.bzzzz. The text in the post reads as follows. Roz won’t let my boy breathe
The post is dated 23 July

ilya.po3ahob 2h

hollander is exactly where he wants to be

Hide 1 reply

sveta.sv 1h

@ilya.po3ahob @shanehollander24 blink twice if you need help

4 likes Reply

rose.marie.94 1h

awwwwww

1 like Reply

ilya.po3ahob 41m

we look so boyfriends here

1 like Reply

Hide 1 reply

coachpike1990 29m

@ilya.po3ahob @shanehollander24 Why did you like this

coachpike1990 . Photo of hockey gear and a gym bag.
coachpike1990. The text in the post reads as follows. Last day
The post is dated 26 July

ilya.po3ahob 3h

do not remind me................................

jacki_pike 1h

Bittersweet!

3 likes Reply

shanehollander24 . Photo of Shane and a Game Changers camp coach.
shanehollander24. The text in the post reads as follows. That’s a wrap! Thank you to all our incredible coaches and volunteers!
The post is dated 26 July

ilya.po3ahob 7h

haha you forgot to put me in this one

the_scotthunter 5h

Another one for the books

4 likes Reply

rose.marie.94 1h

love you!!!

Hide 1 reply

ilya.po3ahob 13m

@rose.marie.94 he is gay sorry not interested

shanehollander24 . Selfie of Shane and Ilya.
shanehollander24. The text in the post reads as follows. Ilya threatened not to come back next year if I didn’t post this
The post is dated 27 July

ilya.po3ahob 1h

forgiven )))

coachpike1990 1h

Fine by me

sveta.sv 1h

mmm I have a feeling he would be back regardless

3 likes Reply

Hide 1 reply

ilya.po3ahob 46m

@sveta.sv 🤫

ilya.po3ahob . Editorial looking shirtless photo of Ilya posing dramatically.
ilya.po3ahob. The text in the post reads as follows. @shanehollander24
The post is dated 29 July

shanehollander24 15m

How many times are you going to do this

Hide 2 replies

ilya.po3ahob 13m

@shanehollander24 until it works 😇

ilya.po3ahob 13m

@shanehollander24 I think maybe you like it

sveta.sv 7m

did you hire someone to take this 😭

3 likes Reply

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ilya.po3ahob 5m

@sveta.sv Заткинись i am having hollander withdrawals (

shanehollander24 2m

@ilya.po3ahob I saw you two hours ago??

sexy shane hollander 😩😩😩

Today 12:21 PM

did svetlana tell you about girls in sport charity event

Yeah. Seems really cool. I know she’s been working on it for a long time

come with me?

plus one

I don’t need to be your plus one. She invited me

yes but so much more fun if we are together all night ;)))

Okay well you’ll see me there

🙁

Are you planning on drinking?

probably yes

not too much during event though

I can drive you

you like my post then?

Fuck off

hahahahahahaha

I’ll pick you up at 5:30?

yes okay

)))

sveta.sv . Photo of Svetlana giving a speech at an event.
sveta.sv. The text in the post reads as follows. A huge thank you to everyone who attended our Girls in Sport Charity Launch Banquet! This is just the beginning!
The post is dated 1 August

rose.marie.94 8h

she’s a star! 🌟🌟🌟..............................

3 likes Reply

cliffmarlo 6h

Lmao what

ilya.po3ahob 6h

Пиздец горжусь

jj.bzzzz 1h

??? you have a job

jacki_pike 1h

So, so exciting!

1 like Reply

ilya.po3ahob . Photo of Ilya and Shane in suits.
ilya.po3ahob. The text in the post reads as follows. thank you sveta for inviting me and my man
The post is dated 1 August

coachpike1990 7h

*And Shane

Hide 1 reply

ilya.po3ahob 7h

@coachpike1990 yes *and my man 🤩 sexy shane hollander 🤩

jj.bzzzz 2h

why is @shanehollander24 looking at roz like that 😭😭

Hide 1 reply

cliffmarlo 25m

@jj.bzzzz Cause my boy looks dapper as fuck 🔥

jacki_pike . Photo of Hayden in a suit eating pizza on the street.
jacki_pike. The text in the post reads as follows. First night away from the kids in 5 weeks
The post is dated 2 August

coachpike1990 9h

Love you Jacks

1 like Reply

jj.bzzzz 8h

why does he look like that 🤣🤣

ilya.po3ahob 24m

hollander choked on smoothie seeing this

Hide 1 reply

jacki_pike 19m

@ilya.po3ahob are you guys still together? It’s 10 AM..

ilya.po3ahob . Selfie of Shane and Ilya close together.
ilya.po3ahob. The text in the post reads as follows. more from last night
The post is dated 2 August

rose.marie.94 3h

I’m so here for whatever this is 💕💕💕

Hide 1 reply

ilya.po3ahob 3h

@rose.marie.94 is gay. you have not heard of this?

cliffmarlo 1h

you know what hell yeah

3 likes Reply

jacki_pike . Photo of Shane in a house wearing a facemask
jacki_pike. The text in the post reads as follows. Long time no see! The kids missed you!
The post is dated 5 August

ilya.po3ahob 1h

bark bark bark bark

Hide 2 replies

jj.bzzzz 33m

@ilya.po3ahob you can’t even see him

ilya.po3ahob 31m

@jj.bzzzz I see enough 🫦

sexy shane hollander 😩😩😩

Today 4:18 PM

so you like facials?

Oh my god.

Fuck off

🤣🤣🤣

see you tonight

ilya.po3ahob . Photo of Ilya and Shane hugging sleepily.
ilya.po3ahob. The text in the post reads as follows. he is my boyfriend now I win you lose
The post is dated 6 August

cliffmarlo 1h

Consistency pays off 💯

6 likes Reply

jj.bzzzz 1h

deadass cannot tell if this is real mdr

3 likes Reply

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ilya.po3ahob 17m

@jj.bzzzz you need our sex tape?

coachpike1990 1h

Love is love

Hide 2 replies

ilya.po3ahob 17m

@coachpike1990 this feels homophobic I think

coachpike1990 13m

@ilya.po3ahob It’s the best i can do

sveta.sv 56m

about time

jacki_pike 51m

So happy for you guys!!!

rose.marie.94 49m

<3 <3 <3

shanehollander24 18m

❤️

1 like Reply

ilya.po3ahob . Photo is Shane pointing a camera at the camera.
ilya.po3ahob. The text in the post reads as follows. Is this good time to mention begging joke began after we hooked up as teenagers
The post is dated 6 August

coachpike1990 22m

Hide 1 reply

ilya.po3ahob 19m

@coachpike1990 okay here is sexy picture of my boyfriend then

rose.marie.94 12m

screaming why did no one know about this 😭😭😭

3 likes Reply

Hide 3 replies

ilya.po3ahob 3m

@rose.marie.94 I don’t kiss and tell

ilya.po3ahob 3m

@rose.marie.94 or *** *** *** **** **** **** ****** ***** ******* *** *** and tell 🥰

shanehollander24 1m

@ilya.po3ahob Ilya. 😐

. Ilya’s Instagram profile. The bio reads:❤️@shanehollander24.

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I have another (non social-media au) hollanov fic wherein Ilya and Shane secretly meet up in Ottawa post-hospital and pre-Scott Hunter kiss, Once More to See You.

This is a major departure from anything I typically put out, and while it was fun, it was just a silly little experiment I do not plan on repeating. It is not up to my usual standards of staying in character (at all omfg), but nothing will ever be as ooc as my melodramatic teenage butcherings of Alex Claremont-Diaz, so what the hell here it is!!!

In my sappy and equally ooc headcanon for the companion fic I will never write: they are FINALLY about to hook up after Ilya’s been begging for it for years and Ilya stops and is like. I really fucking want this obviously but I’ve also been begging for years because I’m crazy about you so I just need to manage expectations before we do this is it another one time thing. And Shane is like. You had actual real feelings for me and chose to display them…. Like this??? Woulda let you hit again way sooner man

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