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PoTK: A Chatfic

Summary:

A Chatfic for Prince of Two Kingdoms- Starts with Chapters 14/15 of PoTK!

Percy is a Wayne, presumed dead at 12.

5 years, 2 wars, hell, and 5 new siblings later, he wants to try and go home.

The texts behind the scenes!

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter Text

Gotham's Graveyard Shift

 

red bull robin: i have photos of a shocked bruce, happy jason, and startled dick

red bull robin: $20 per photo

spoiler alert: i'm here: what did i misssss

spoiler alert: i'm here: why do i always miss the good stuff :( 

spoiler alert: i'm here: also 

spoiler alert: i'm here: ur the ceo of a multimillion company why do you require $20

mama bird: percy is back!

only sane one: uhh who is that?

[spoiler alert: i’m here changed only sane one’s name to ‘rookie of the year’] 

Best Bat: Third brother

Best Bat: Dead?

red bull robin: alive

red bull robin: already ran statistics and its him

red bull robin: the DNA matches

red bull robin: still doesnt rule out clone

red bull robin: and how we believed him dead

pocket assassin: Todd is being quiet

mama bird: he’s with percy bec B forgot what communication is

Actual Adult Supervision: PERCY IS ALIVE

Actual Adult Supervision: AND NO ONE TOLD ME???

mama bird: Alfred summoned us all for family dinner??

rookie of the year: i’m so lost

pocket assassin: You’re just a simple minded fool.

pocket assassin: Jackson is Father’s third adoption.

mama bird: percy’s last name is jackson

pocket assassin: He was presumed ‘dead’ shortly after Todd’s death in a car crash

pocket assassin: He apparently appeared at the Manor earlier today and Pennyworth summoned us all to reintroduce him at dinner.

pocket assassin: I came, naturally, But other than that only Grayson, Todd, Drake, and Father appeared.

spoiler alert: i'm here: so another dead brother??

red bull robin: im thinking cult

mama bird: tim

red bull robin: maybe the league again?

pocket assassin: I would’ve known such information, Drake.

pocket assassin: Mother believed Jackson dead too.

red bull robin: well the lazarus pit

red bull robin: please tell me you guys saw that streak of white too

mama bird: give it a rest for a bit Timbo

mama bird: im going to go find the two of them

rookie of the year: i’m still confused

Best Bat: new baby brother

Actual Adult Supervision: STILL

Actual Adult Supervision: NO ONE TOLD ME???

mama bird: im so sry babs

mama bird: come tmr?

mama bird: bruce was being an ass and now percy is sad :( 

mama bird: jas ran after him

Actual Adult Supervision: when i find you bruce…

rookie of the year: B is in this gc???

rookie of the year: guys??? please explain more

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The Argo II+

pied piper: leo tf is this name

supreme commander: its uhh

pied piper: a horrible gc name

[pied piper Changed the Chat name to ‘Our family tree 🤝 sphere’]

prince prophecy: accurate

pied piper: thx 

pied piper: i thought so 2

prince prophecy: whats up w my name?

pied piper: u r prince

pied piper: and the center of way to many prophecies

prince prophecy: hmmm

[prince prophecy changed prince prophecy’s name to ‘re(ally)tired’

pied piper: fair

pied piper: i approve

pied piper: how did dinner go?

sparky: oh yea how was seeing your family again percy?

re(ally)tired: well 

re(ally)tired: no one has died yet

re(ally)tired: my dads uh biologicl child challenged me to a duel

annabeth: crazy rich people

re(ally)tired: ikr

re(ally)tired: leaving the manor now ill tell you guys more later

pied piper: hold

pied piper: wtf

pied piper: percy

pied piper: wdym manor

pied piper: rich ppl??? annabeth

pied piper: wtf dym rich ppl???????

pied piper: IS PERCY RICH?????

re(ally)tired: i thought i told you this?

pied piper: YOU DID NOT????

pied piper: OMG. I THOUGHT

pied piper: I THOUGHT I WAS DRESSING YOU FOR LIKE

pied piper: A NICE FAMILY MEAL

pied piper: AT AN APARTMEN OR SOMERHING

pied piper: PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDNT GO OUT TO AN EXPENSIVE RESTURAUNT OR SOMEYJING

re(ally)tired: dw it was just a family meal 

pied piper: HOW IS NO ONE ELSE SHOCKED???

supreme commander: once you get over that hes the prince of the ocean and literally every ocean god loves him these things become less shocking

supreme commander: he also like

supreme commander: jst has that vibe yk?

annabeth: i was shocked when i first learned

cryptic: i recognized him bec he was rich

cryptic: blackmailed him into telling me abt this world by threatening to tell his dad i found him

gold digger: why is annabeth the only one w a normal name?

supreme commander: she scares me

RARA: and i dont?

death breath: oh no

death breath: your name was normal too

death breath: its unfortunate that i dont fear ypu

death breath: youre suffering w me

pied piper: ok

pied piper: i can handle this

pied piper: anyone else hiding their wealth from me??!!???

gold digger: well frank has a mansion

transformer: it was my grandmas

transformer: and some giant thingies burnt it down

re(ally)tired: *canadians

transformer: rude

re(ally)tired: *lasanians

re(ally)tired: *losers

re(ally)tired: *lastrygonia

re(ally)tired: *luhstrugonees

annabeth: *laestrygonians

transformer: nerds

pied piper: ok

pied piper: ok

pied piper: im totally doing ok rn and not having a crashout

pied piper: anyone else????

No boys club prez: well

pied piper: no.

pied piper: im so done. (tell me now.)

no boys club prez: me and jasons mom was a famous movie star

pied piper: JASON???

sparky: pipes i dont know my lore

pied piper: …fair

pied piper: thalia? who?

no boys club prez: beryl grace

pied piper: omg

pied piper: my life is a lie

pied piper: my friend are a lie

rapunzel rip-off: i almost was rich

rapunzel rip-off: my mom was going to sign with a company and become a famous singer but she quit to raise me

rapunzel rip-off: i love my mom

re(ally)tired: imagine having a mom

sparky:

transformer: Percy…

annabeth: couldn’t be me

gold digger: …I…Percy…<3

pied piper:

rapunzel rip-off: your next therapy session is monday

rapunzel rip-off: please show up this time Percy

rapunzel rip-off: its jst a zoom call

supreme commander: LMAO 

rapunzel rip-off: you too leo

rapunzel rip-off: building something isn't an excuse to get out of therapy anymore

death breath: imagine

RARA: gods dont count as parents. couldn’t be me

RARA: nico dont lie

RARA: we all know percy is your mom

no boys club prez: percy is the camp mom

no boys club prez: fight me

cryptic: teach me your ways

cryptic: why tf did i become the oracle

cryptic: i couldve been a hunterrrrr

 

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League of Assassins

adopted: I’m stealing Percy 

born&raised: I was promised a duel.

adopted: Thanks for your understanding

born&raised: Todd. 

born&raised: Todd get back here.

born&raised: Todd. 

born&raised: I see you.

born&raised: Oh.

born&raised: I shall see you at breakfast Todd.

 

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Past Praetors

raised by enchantresses: do you need me to come murder anyone yet?

raised by mermaids: im good

raised by mermaids: thx tho 

raised by enchantresses: i still think pirates would be better for my name

raised by wolves: im not in charge here

 

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[R.E.D. Created a Chat]

[R.E.D. Named Chat ‘rich kids’]

[R.E.D. added Jason , Thalia , Piper , Percy , & Frank to the Chat]

[R.E.D. changed their name to ‘red rich’]

[red rich changed Jason ’s name to ‘abandoned rich’]

[red rich changed Thalia ’s name to ‘runaway rich’]

[red rich changed Pipers ’s name to ‘rebel rich’]

[red rich changed Percy ’s name to ‘adopted rich’]

[red rich changed Frank ’s name to ‘grandma’s rich’]

red rich: welcome.

rebel rich: that isnt threatening at all

rebel rich: y tf is there punctuatn

grandma’s rich: ⬆️⬆️⬆️

grandma’s rich: would also like to point out that im not rich

adopted rich: say that to ur mansion

grandma’s rich: it burned down

runaway rich: me, jason, pery r both legally dead plus our(me,j) moms dead

rebel rich: the oracle knows all

rebel rich: never question them

rebel rich: or their decisions

[red rich Named Chat ‘rich rodents’]

grandma’s rich: :( 

rebel rich: i cant act argue w that

rebel rich: never question the oracle

 

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Sea Siblings

SaltySis™: perce if you need me to kill your mortal family jst call <3

Heir: Kympoleia, don’t interfere with mortal matters

SaltySis™: boringggggg

Heir: We both know Perseus doesn’t require our assistance for such a menial task.

Rhodie: Please don’t be encouraging murder to our youngest brother

Favorite: ty for the offer Kym

Favorite: your confidence in me should probably be concerning

Favorite:

Favorite: who changed my name again?

SaltySis™: i mean 

SaltySis™: is it incorrect?

 

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poseidon's problem children, the parent, & posidon

Percy: mommmm

Kym: hey! this isnt fair! dont tattle abt this!

Triton: Perseus.

Amphirite: Yes, sweetie?

Percy: theyre calling me the favorite again :( 

Amphirite: Percy, dear

Amphirite: Normally that's considered a good thing

Percy: when have we ever claimed to be normal

Rhodes: He has a point there

Pissy-i-done: Who changed my name again?

Kym: ….

Triton:

Amphirite: …

Percy:

Rhodes: …

Kym: whoever it was, i applaud you

Kym: youre now my new favorite sibling

Percy: wow. im hurt.

Percy: you betray me so easily

Kym: i thought you didnt like being the favorite

Percy: …

Pissy-i-done: Who changed my name again? 

Percy:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Rhodes: like father, like son 

Triton:

Rhodes: Percy said the exact same thing when his name was changed 

Triton: i see 

Kym: wait percy where did you even get that emoji 

Kym: is it new 

Percy: nah its ancient my ancient sister 

Percy: theyre called emoticons

Percy: you just have to know the right keyboard shortcuts 

Kym: show me! show me! 

Percy: its literally just  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Percy: i call him shruggy 

Kym: this changes everything 

Kym: i've been stuck with :') for too long 

Kym: its a classic but it needs a retirement plan 

Percy: facts. you need to diversify your emotional portfolio 

Rhodes: can we talk about how amazing the table flip one is though

Rhodes: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Kym: OMG RHODES 

Kym: that is pure genius 

Percy: see kym, you thought shruggy was good 

Percy: rhodes is operating on a whole other level 

Rhodes: it's perfect for when Dad is being... Dad 

Triton: I object to the nature and implications of that statement. 

Kym: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Percy: lmaooo welcome to the dark side, kym. 

Pissy-i-done: Will someone please tell me who changed my name? 

Amphirite: Oh dear. It is not at all appropriate. 

Amphirite: Triton, you know how to revert the changes. 

Triton: It appears the group settings are currently locked, Mother. 

Triton: Perhaps by the same person who named him 'Pissy-i-done'. 

Percy: hes talking about you Dad. 

Percy: were just the kids. we only use the emoticons. 

Kym: yeah were innocent! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Rhodes: we just flip things! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Pissy-i-done: This is absurd. I'm going back to attending my duties. 

Percy: dont forget your trident old man !!

[ Pissy-i-done has left the chat. ]

Amphirite: ...Well. 

Amphirite: I suppose the name change was quite accurate.

Percy: LMAO

Amphirite: This also ruins the GC name

[Pissy-i-done was added to the Chat]

[Amphirite changed Pissy-i-done ’s name to ‘Poseidon’]

 

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Our family tree 🤝 sphere

[pied piper Changed the Chat name to ‘better than the jl’]

supreme commander: thats describing like 

supreme commander: every single half blood i know

annabeth: there are some jl members who are half-bloods 

sparky: interesting 

rapunzel rip-off: since when??? 

cryptic: whAT ?? who. tell me. 

death breath: whats jl 

sparky: are we going to ignore nico not knowing what the jl is? 

death breath: no 

supreme commander: yes 

re(ally)tired: no 

RARA: yes 

sparky: not who i thought would say yes to that 

re(ally)tired: jl is earths mightiest heroes 

re(ally)tired: like. The Flash 

annabeth: The Flash is just a guy who runs fast. I bet if he tried to use his super-speed in like, anywhere he isn’t used to, he'd trip over an invisible rock and lose his sneakers.

rapunzel rip-off: See? Annabeth gets it. We fight actual gods and giant monsters. he just fights another guy who runs slightly slower. 

re(ally)tired: he runs at the speed of light annie!

annabeth: And then he has to worry about traffic laws. We're the ones dodging lightning and hell dogs. No contest. 

supreme commander: Okay, but he could deliver us pizza from New York to Rome in like, six seconds. Point: Flash. 

RARA: The Roman legionnaires don't need pizza, Valdez. We need strategic thinkers who don't rely on getting hit by a lightning bolt to gain powers. 

sparky: I rely on getting hit by lightning to not die, actually. It helps. 

annabeth: i’ve seen several of you avoid lighting btw

annabeth: thats fast enough as it is

annabeth: Percy dodged lightning at fourteen

annabeth: thalia earlier

cryptic: are there any heroes who are just good at solving riddles? or even rust have a brain? because im fairly confident i could take their entire operations budget in a thinking contest. and im a mortal

death breath: Still don't know who these people are. Are they powerful enough to be worth ignoring?

annabeth: the jl, nico, is short for the justice league 

annabeth: they're basically a team of superheroes from the mortal world that fight big threats like aliens and supervillains 

annabeth: they have like seven main members but tons of others 

sparky: superman is one of them! batman too 

rapunzel rip-off: yeah wonder woman is one too 

death breath: so... less powerful than us 

supreme commander: hey now they save the world all the time too! 

re(ally)tired: yeah but they dont deal with ancient greek and roman gods so like their baseline difficulty is lower 

death breath: if they dont deal with the mythological world then i am absolutely fine ignoring them 

RARA: they are a mortal organization, neeks. they rely on tech and powers that have a scientific explanation 

no boys club prez: lol imagine having a scientific explanation for your powers 

pied piper: its kinda sad really 

gold digger: hi sorry i just joined... are we talking about the jl? 

annabeth: yeah. the justice league. nico didnt know who they were

annabeth: also since, you know, from your time that they didnt exist yet

annabeth: theyre a team of super popular mortal heroes in the modern world hazel

annabeth: honestly dont worry too much about them

annabeth: they fight with powers like super strength, super speed, and special gadgets

gold digger: ohhh i see. so like they're the mortal version of the seven! but with cooler costumes

supreme commander: ugh their costumes are way too plain

cryptic: i think batmans costume is kinda cool. very gothic.

death breath: he fights in the dark? pathetic.

rapunzel rip-off: he has no powers nico. hes just a dude in a suit

rapunzel rip-off: good utilization of google btw

death breath: even more pathetic

death breath: thx

re(ally)tired: wait guys stop bullying the jl. they try their best.

sparky: yeah. they save innocent people all the time. superman is super nice

annabeth: he has the personality of a wet napkin jason

re(ally)tired: :( 

supreme commander: ok ok but if we ever team up with them can i call dibs on hanging out with the cyborg one

supreme commander: you guys think i could make my own cyborg? Ai? DOES FESTUS COUNT???????

rapunzel rip-off: please no valdez 

rapunzel rip-off: the medbay is low on supplies and space as it is

death breath: still think the titans we fought were a bigger threat

gold digger: honestly i agree with nico

pied piper: no one talk to me abt their outfits

pied piper: theyre horrible

pied piper: atrocious

pied piper: despicable

pied piper: they burn my eyes

pied piper: the color schemes should be a crime against humanity 

pied piper: who fights in SPANDEX????

pied piper: jeans and tshirts are the way to go

pied piper: with armour ofc

annabeth: they also all are horrible with keeping their secret identities

annabeth: a nine year old figured them all out in a weekend

sparky: yeah but it was a cabin 6 nine yr old

supreme commander: yeah

supreme commander: i think jason just defended superman bec hes our own personal superman

pied piper: does that mean superman is ur fav leo?

supreme commander: only the grace kind 

cryptic: speaking of

cryptic: whos everyones favorite hero?

annabeth: they all suck

annabeth: but batman

sparky: uhh? forced to pick... probably superman i guess

sparky: he's a good leader

re(ally)tired: aquaman all the way. 

re(ally)tired: underwater bros. Hes so chill

rapunzel rip-off: green lantern light powers? 

rapunzel rip-off: healing vibes? yes please. plus that willpower ring is basically celestial bronze 2.0.

death breath: ...constantine. deals with hell and doesn't flinch. no capes, just grit.

RARA: big barda. warrior queen who leads armies and doesn't wait for gods to save her.

no boys club prez: black canary. punk energy, sonic screams like my lightning—loud, fierce, no nonsense.

pied piper: zatanna. magic words = charmspeak supremacy. stylish spells over spandex any day.

gold digger: uhh raven. mist and gems with that dark mystic edge. she'd understand the curse life.

transformer: still superman. big heart, shapeshifts into hope when it counts. don't judge.

supreme commander: flash!!! speed demon inventor chaos? that's me if i had a speed force upgrade. festus would approve.

cryptic: batman. brains over brawn, riddle-proof detective. i could outwit aquaman but batman? challenge accepted.

annabeth: told you. batman. plans within plans. the rest are just sidekicks waiting to happen.

pied piper: annabeth why are you like this 😭 batman is fine ig but zatanna edges him out

sparky: jason.exe has stopped working. superman slander??

re(ally)tired: lmao jason defending his twin flame

RARA: Focus, people. Favorites aside, if they crossed into our world without backup, we'd mop the floor.

supreme commander: bet. flash vs percy: who wins the pizza delivery race?

 

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died in a bathtub together

thief: grover

thief: my best bud

thief: never come here

catfisher: why?

thief: its so polted 

cliff jumper: polluted?

thief: ye that

catfisher: we can save it

thief: the water feels weird

thief: its not even water atp

cliff jumper: its gotham

cliff jumper: what did you expect?

thief: i

thief:

catfisher: ill be there at some point in the next month when my schedule is cleared

thief: ok mr.lord of the wild

catfisher: hey

thief:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

cliff jumper: i curse whoever showed you that

 

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better than the jl

annabeth: nvm batman sucks too

 

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Mount Justice (Un)Official 🦸
March 14, 2011 | 2:17 PM

SpeedForceSupreme: okay before anyone says it… yes I did message him again.

QueenOfArrows: aaaand?
SpeedForceSupreme: ghosted. 🥲

MartianPieChef: Maybe he’s busy? Gotham emergencies never end!

AngrySunboy: or dead.

QueenOfArrows: don’t.

SpeedForceSupreme: dude. NOT helpful.

AngrySunboy: statistically probable. Gotham = bad odds.

FishDad: Friends, let us not assume the worst before confirming the facts

TinyTornado: agreed! but like totally also not disagreed. something is fishy (sorry, fish dad).

FishDad: …I will let that pass.

QueenOfArrows: Okay but for real, he just says “temporary reassignment”? No destination? No ETA?

SpeedForceSupreme: The man color-codes his surveillance routes. I once got a six-page itinerary for picking up pizza.

MartianPieChef: Maybe he’s undercover again! Like with the League of Shadows!

QueenOfArrows: And he’d not tell us? Yeah, sure, because that always ends well.

AngrySunboy: if he’s undercover, he better not be doing it solo again.

SpeedForceSupreme: exactly!! I still have flashbacks to “Project Deep Blüdhaven,” aka the time he didn’t sleep for five days and said he was “fine.”

TinyTornado: alsoooo Batman’s gone too, right? like double vanish?? 🦇

QueenOfArrows: Mhm. “Family matters.”

MartianPieChef: What family?? Batman doesn’t even go to League potlucks!

SpeedForceSupreme: ok hear me out— what if… and I’m serious here… Dick is Batman’s son.
TinyTornado: *gasps loudly through text* plot twistttttt.

QueenOfArrows: please, that man sees emotional vulnerability as a combat weakness.

MartianPieChef: but it would explain the matching drama levels.

AngrySunboy: hm. shared brooding gene.

FishDad: Regardless of origin, if both have withdrawn, we must monitor Gotham closely.

SpeedForceSupreme: already on it. running Blüdhaven patrol logs now. nothing weird except usual mob chatter.

TinyTornado: so weird that nothing is weird. suspiciously normal. too normal. like salad dressing with no flavor.

QueenOfArrows: …what does that even mean?

TinyTornado: idk I’m hungry.

SpeedForceSupreme: okay new plan. we’ll do bludhaven shifts in pairs until WingBoy™ resurfaces.

MartianPieChef: Should we tell the League we’re worried

QueenOfArrows: Not yet. If it’s personal… he’d hate that.

AngrySunboy: he already hates everything.

SpeedForceSupreme: lies. he loves bad puns. and acrobatics. and pretending he’s fine.

TinyTornado: 🥲 relatable.

MartianPieChef: I just hope he’s okay. it feels weird without him texting dumb mission memes.

QueenOfArrows: I still have his “not falling counts as flying” joke saved. Don’t make it bittersweet, M’gann.

FishDad: We will see him soon. I have faith in our friend.

AngrySunboy: faith is not evidence.

SpeedForceSupreme: yeah but until we get some, I’m choosing to believe fish dad.

— Conversation paused for one hour —

SpeedForceSupreme: update: still nothing. starting to really hate this silence.

QueenOfArrows: same.

MartianPieChef: Maybe he’ll message soon?

TinyTornado: maybe he’s reading this right now….. 👀

SpeedForceSupreme: if you are, WingBro, TEXT BACK BEFORE I COMBUST.

AngrySunboy: requested combustion gif 🔥

FishDad: Let us rest for now. He knows where to find us when he is ready.

QueenOfArrows: Yeah…

SpeedForceSupreme: fine. But if he sends another one-line email, I’m driving to him myself.

TinyTornado: dibs on shotgun.

MartianPieChef: literally or figuratively?

TinyTornado: both 😎

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They went back to their separate corners of Mount Justice, pretending the worry didn’t sting as much as it did. But in the quiet glow of the console, Nightwing’s message still blinked faintly — unread, unanswered, like a heartbeat from far away.

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League Lounge ☕ (No Bats Allowed)
March 14, 2011 | 5:42 PM

SpaceDadSupreme: I assume you all saw the message.

FastestManStillWaiting: oh you mean the family matters / do not enter gotham or perish one? yeah. got it framed.

RingThing42: finally, someone else says it!! like, what family?? bat’s idea of bonding is glaring at us in different fonts.

AmazonianWiFi: Show some respect, Jordan. He would not take leave lightly.

MartianMindGuy: Agreed. I have never felt his psychic presence vanish so completely before. It is... concerning.

FastestManStillWaiting: not you too, J. “psychic presence”? that sounds like something out of a horror movie. please confirm he didn’t evaporate into Bat-dust.

SpaceDadSupreme: Enough, Barry.

RingThing42: wait wait, family matters… could this mean… Robin? you know, tiny acrobat, flips around, never blinks?

FastestManStillWaiting: oH YEAH! lil guy with the combat boots! haven’t seen him around either actually.

AmazonianWiFi: You mean Nightwing. He has not joined League briefings in weeks. Perhaps it is connected.

RingThing42: hold up. NIGHTWING? that dude’s family? are you saying Batman reproduces??

FastestManStillWaiting: oh my god hal please never phrase it like that again.

SpaceDadSupreme: Adopted.

RingThing42: okay okay that makes more sense. the biological version gave me hives.

MartianMindGuy: I sense tension surrounding this entire subject. Whatever binds them is private.

AmazonianWiFi: Then we shall honor that privacy. For all his mysteries, he has earned our trust.

FastestManStillWaiting: totally agree, but like—should we at least send a “u alive?” text?

SpaceDadSupreme: He disabled Watchtower transmission access to Gotham. Any message would bounce.

RingThing42: seriously? he ghosted the League?? dude’s playing on nightmare difficulty.

FastestManStillWaiting: ok but imagine him checking his phone and seeing “miss u 🖤” from the Justice League. instant cardiac event.

AmazonianWiFi: Barry.

FastestManStillWaiting: fine fine i’ll restrain myself. but i am worried. even grumpy bats doesn’t just… vanish.

MartianMindGuy: His emotional patterns have always been… unique. He may require solitude to process loss.

RingThing42: loss? 

MartianMindGuy: I felt brief sorrow in his mental resonance days ago. Then silence.

SpaceDadSupreme: That’s enough speculation. If Gotham becomes unstable, we’ll step in. But until then, we trust him.

AmazonianWiFi: Well spoken, Kal.

FastestManStillWaiting: welp, guess the GC’s back to memes and mission recaps until BatDad returns.

RingThing42: calling him BatDad feels illegal.

MartianMindGuy: You humans name affection strangely.

AmazonianWiFi: Then let us hope our “BatDad” returns soon. Gotham thrives on the shadows he brings to order.

FastestManStillWaiting: aww that was poetic. look at us, being wholesome and worried. don’t tell him. he’d revoke my speed privileges.

SpaceDadSupreme: He’ll know anyway. He always does.

(System Notification: “BATMAN has muted League Lounge ☕” — Last active: 3 days ago.)

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[Annabeth Created a Chat]

[Annabeth added Piper , Jason , Leo , Nico , & Will to the Chat]

Annabeth: Okay, so

Annabeth: 

A child of the sea shall bear the burden,
Where gods and mortals walk as one,
The son born of blood and shadow,
Must heal the rift before the world is undone,
With aid of those who wear the cape,
And allies born from Rome's embrace,
The Oracles shall speak again,
Or all of godkind falls to dark disgrace.”

Annabeth: Prophecy.

Annabeth: Parts are pretty obvious, Percy is involved and I assume Nico.

Annabeth: The JL is involved as well.

Annabeth: I can see if I can contact past campers who are now a part of the JL?

Annabeth: An older son of Athena graduated and became a super hero

Nico: I’ll head to visit Percy

Nico: I’m bringing Mrs. O’Leary with me

Piper: make sure not to let it slip who his dad is

Piper: still can’t believe its batman

Jason: Remind me who that one is again? New Rome didn’t really talk about the mortal heroes

Will: Batman is one of the human mortals

Will: he’s not a meta-human or whatever they call it

Leo: bros

Will: he’s also one of the founding three

Will: great detective and stuff, centered in gotham

Piper: Wears a mask so very ✨mysterious ✨

Leo: did not give you guys access to the internet so you could jst ask us

Leo: google it

Nico: ….

[ Piper added Thalia to the Chat ]

Annabeth: Okay, moving on. We can research in our free time

Leo: what free time?

Thalia: the free time you waste burning clothes

Leo: ITS NOT ON PURPOSE

Will: hi thalia!! 😊

Thalia: Hi Will

Thalia: so what is this gc?

Piper: New prophecy……….

Thalia: Well shoot

Thalia: why am i here?

Thalia: i dont want to be involved in another prophecy

Jason: Percy is…

Thalia: well.

Thalia: shoot

Annabeth: Just wanted to keep everyone updated on the situation

Annabeth: I’ll have to tell the people in New Rome too

Thalia: alr

Thalia: ive gtg now

Thalia: duty call

Notes:

“It’s unrealistic” 
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They’re all online bec the demigods just got phones for the first time. Its still a new thing for them & with the dc world being as technologically advanced as it is, phones are a BIG DEAL for them. The batkids are just certified screenagers™. 

Im so sorry to all future readers who are reading old/expired slang words (like uhh idk: some things may be old one day). This was written in summer 2025 for reference. 

“iNseRt ChAracTEr nAMe wOuldn’T sAy that” yeah well. give me advice in the comments. Does it seem like i know what im doing?? (there is a reason that tag says attempts at humour. I am not a funny person. I think chaos is amusing and laugh when im reading books. its horrible)

Spelling. This is a chatfic It is my excuse to drop the grammar/spelling for once. These are dyslexic demigods for the most part, they’re not going to have good spelling. 

 

Along w 1. Phones are new to the mythological world. demigods/gods/satyr are going to text weird. They’re figuring out how to work phones & stuff. They’ll get better as time goes on. 

Yes im going to one day eventually include the demigod app. Tysm for all the amazing suggestions and tbh keep the name ideas coming! With that app…let the edits be unleashed (i refuse to believe the mythological world doesn’t make edits of the 7)

Thoughts on the formatting? Thoughts in general? Headcanons to add? Requests? You kinda need to read my main fic (A Prince of Two Kingdoms) for this to make sense. Chapter 1 goes with chapter _  in my main fic and explains some stuff that i didn’t explain there.

I had NO IDEA on what i should name Jasons & Damians dms… you guys see the result.

You ever think abt how grover is the ultimate catfisher? I mean, canonically, he was 26 (im pretty sure)  when he met percy & they became besties. Satyrs mature ½ as fast as humans and i always forget that.

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