Fics Set in callsign-relic's Tasty!AU
Fics set in callsign-relics' Tasty AU from Tumblr.
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Join the Wreckers!
The Wreckers are looking for a Zenobiologist to volunteer to travel with civilian support staff and aid in training personnel in organic first aid, care, and identification.
WE WILL MATCH OR EXCEED YOUR CURRENT SALARY!
Bots from all backgrounds are encouraged to apply, and reminder that prior caste biases in hiring practices is illegal under the word of our Lord Prime.
APPLY TODAY AT YOUR LOCAL RECRUITER OFFICE.
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- Part 5 of First Contact au
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Desperation vs. Domestication by fiber_optic_alligator
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
06 Jan 2024
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Trapped aboard the Lost Light and chosen by a certain red-and-white samurai mech as the perfect sapien companion and tasty snack, you decide to form a rudimentary plan on possibly escaping your robot captors and finding your way back to Earth…while also realizing that spending months living as a pet has messed with your judgment on a greater scale than you previously realized.
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Priscilla vs Goliath by Agentsquirrel
Fandoms: Transformers: Rescue Bots, Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
13 Nov 2023
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QUALIFIED FOSTERS NEEDED
The Iacon Health Department requires qualified foster homes for orphaned and medically complex humans seized after a skirmish on Terra.
ALL APPLICANTS WILL HAVE TO PASS A BACKGROUND CHECK AND SHOW RELEVANT EXOTIC VETERINARY CERTIFICATIONS.
The Iacon Health Department will provide basic supplies and medical equipment if needed.
Please call XXXXX-XXXX-XX or submit an application in person
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A snippet of life on Earth, through the files from a camera that Beachcomber found on his newest foster human.
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- Part 4 of First Contact au
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THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BY THE IACON HEALTH DEPARTMENT
ATTENTION OWNERS OF HUMANS
As of XX-XXXX-XX, it is ILLEGAL to keep human younglings OF ANY AGE OR SEX without an adult human in the same enclosure.
Concessions are to be made in cases of injury or illness, but a reminder that humans are pack animals, and require constant companionship and a generously sized tank.
THE IACON HEALTH DEPARTMENT IS OFFERING AMNESTY AND WAVING OF SURRENDER FEES TO THOSE WHO ARE UNWILLING OR UNABLE TO COMPLY THAT BRING THEIR HUMANS TO THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS:
Beachcomber's Human Rescue and Veterinary Clinic
Iacon City Emergency Veterinary Hospital
Any Iacon Health Department location*
Maccadam's Old Oil House*that handles exotic pet vaccinations, registry, or health exams
OR BY GETTING AHOLD OF THE FOLLOWING SPECIALISTS:
Dr. Caremark, Human Intensive Care Specialist at XXXXX-XXXX-XX
Beachcomber, XXXXX-XXXX-XX
Maccadam, at XXXXX-XXXX-XX
_______IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, PLEASE CALL THE IACON HEALTH DEPARTMENT AT: XXXXX-XXXX-XX
IF YOU ARE IN POSSESSION OF A HUMAN, PLEASE KEEP A COPY OF THIS NOTICE FOR FURTHER REFERENCE
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- Part 3 of First Contact au
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Beachcomber's Human Rescue and Veterinary Clinic, Beachcomber Speaking! by Agentsquirrel
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Rescue Bots, Transformers: Rescue Bots Academy (Cartoon)
03 Nov 2023
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BOARDING SPACES OPEN!
With Beachcomber's Human Rescue
and Veterinary Clinic's short term boarding services, your human will enjoy round the clock care by a licensed veterinarian!Boarding packages can be bought by week or by day, and are intended to be flexible and affordable!
Beachcomber will work with you to find the best solution for your care needs, whether that be pre and post natal care, vacation boarding, or overnight monitoring!
A one week boarding period starts at 300 shanix, a 800 shanix value!
Book in person or online, or call
XXXXX-XXXX-XX!
_____________this ad was distributed by Iacon Value Ads.
Beachcomber gets a box dropped on his front doorstep.
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- Part 1 of First Contact au
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Starscream was the first to explore planet Earth to find the minicons but there is something about the native creatures that had called to him.
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- Part 7 of Tumblr Request
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I'll Take Better Care Of You by Anonymous for CallSign_Relic
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
24 Dec 2023
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…Soon it seemed like every owner was visiting Pharma’s clinic to get a check-up on their treasured pets. And they paid him handsomely for it.
But, despite the incessant cooing and proud boasts the other mechs would make over their little pets as they scrambled around on his slab, Pharma had never understood the fuss. He held a professional curiosity about humans, but nothing more. Outside of his research, he had no interest in these flighty creatures.
But that was before he met you.
A Pharma one-shot that’s been split into three chapters for readability. Recommended for 18+
Warning: chapter three contains vore, however you can skip that chapter if it’s not your thing because chapter two does close the story quite well by itself.
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life or taste by mskenway97 for CallSign_Relic
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
09 Jan 2024
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You got yourself into a mess that was going to stay with you as a nightmare as always.
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I'll Take Better Care Of You by Anonymous for CallSign_Relic
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
24 Dec 2023
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…Soon it seemed like every owner was visiting Pharma’s clinic to get a check-up on their treasured pets. And they paid him handsomely for it.
But, despite the incessant cooing and proud boasts the other mechs would make over their little pets as they scrambled around on his slab, Pharma had never understood the fuss. He held a professional curiosity about humans, but nothing more. Outside of his research, he had no interest in these flighty creatures.
But that was before he met you.
A Pharma one-shot that’s been split into three chapters for readability. Recommended for 18+
Warning: chapter three contains vore, however you can skip that chapter if it’s not your thing because chapter two does close the story quite well by itself.
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Dehydrated Peaches by Anonymous for CallSign_Relic
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
07 Apr 2025
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A simple trip to gather the perfect ingredients for a cobbler turns into a surreal interaction with a giant metal alien and a human being.