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Arthur gave Merlin his cloak thinking only of the warmth it would offer in a snowstorm. He never thought his manservant may be mistaken for him and snatched by bandits. Nor did he expect his dashing rescue of Merlin to turn his world so utterly on his head.
Because the bandits hadn't kidnapped a prince. They'd snatched a sorcerer, and now captivity is the least of anyone's problems.
A golden age awaits, but can they claim it together, or are they doomed to fail?
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A Witch’s Guide to Piracy by Ivan_Cookie19
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Mar 2026
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“So… you’re telling me I’m the human equivalent of a glitter bomb in a paint factory that just so happened to explode as a confetti truck rolled in??”
“Precisely.”
“Well, shit.”
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After being punted into One Piece with her equally traumatized brother, she wakes up with unstable magic, intrusive memories, and a cosmic god treating her life like entertainment. She plans to stay quiet and definitely not rewrite canon.
Naturally, she fails immediately.
One moment she’s testing her powers, and the next she’s uncovering ancient secrets, adopting pirates like stray cats, and confusing a rubber boy who flirts by accident but clings on instinct. She adores him—maybe too much—but the no-so mild possessiveness is a work in progress.
Magical creatures flock to her like she’s a roaming adoption center: foxes, dragons, prehistoric cuddle-beasts. She’s stopped asking why.
Between found-family chaos, idiotic pirates, reality-bending magic, meddling brothers, and the World Government crying offscreen, she realizes she belongs here—even as an overpowered cosmic hazard who imprints on her crew and would burn the world for them.