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“If you knock me up, bastard, I’m dragging you back with me to Hueco Mundo to play daddy.”
There’s a brief stretch of horrified silence, bliss to Grimmjow’s senses.
“Grimmjow, you’re a hollow. And you don’t even have a uterus!”
“Who knows what exposure to your freaky reiatsu has done to me.”
“I don’t—that’s not how it works!”
“You’re putting eggs in me, Kurosaki. You clearly don’t have a singular clue how anything works.”
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“Okay, but like… how big?” Pidge says, looking analytical now. “Like, guestimating, how big is this thing?”
“This is his hand,” Lance says, curling one fist on the table. He looks between his friends expectantly. They both nod. “And this is where it ends,” Lance says, raising his other hand an approximate length off the table.
Hunk’s mouth drops open. Pidge’s eyes bulge out of her head.
“Keith?” Hunk whisper-screams. “Our Keith?”
“That would kill a person,” Pidge mumbles.
Or: Keith has a monster cock and Lance is Ready™ for the fucking of his life.
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In a better world, Kakashi's Team Seven is never torn apart, and Obito is getting... kind of strong. Kakashi is completely unaffected by this, of course. It definitely won't awaken anything in him.
Or: Obito has come a long way from the crybaby optimist who first joined Kakashi’s team.
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Until the Morning Comes by grassylampshade
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
06 Oct 2021
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In the endless twilight of deepest winter at the top of the world, the residents of Kaer Morhen spent most of their time in bed. With nothing better to do, they often played and rutted at the slightest provocation. It had been easy in the beginning, when he was exhausted from the climb, to sleep through anything, but the incessant comings and goings—and comings—of several witchers was becoming detrimental to Jaskier’s sanity.
Desperate for sleep, Jaskier proposes a mutually beneficial arrangement. He gets to fall asleep in his own bed, and then the witchers may use him however they please. There is only one condition: they cannot wake him until morning.
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- Part 5 of DIY Fucktoberfest '21
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beneath the ribs by blackkat
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
08 Oct 2025
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Sinker gets tied to a table and left for the Wolfpack's use. It's hard to say who enjoys this fact more.
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- Part 8 of Kinktober 2025