Cue him waking up and becoming startled when he sees the position he's in. He and now Carmelita, both stark naked as the day they were born, snuggled against each other, with Carmelita using herself as a pillow to keep him propped up. He wants to pull away, but is unable to from how relaxed she has his whole body. And he's warm too. Is this how foxes really act?
Just then, a foreboding thought enters Sly's mind. He notices Carmelita's eyes have turned dark and her pupils have become larger under the mask, which is a sign of her own feral state. Foxes are incredibly dangerous tricksters when feral. They often use this ability to escape traps or distract their prey to kill or eat them. Right now, Sly's guard is down. Carmelita's arms are around him, and since foxes are higher up on the food chain than raccoons, she could be tricking him right now. She can easily use the position he's in to snap his neck if she wants to.
That's the circle of life for you, and every living thing has to follow it include the animals of the Sly-verse. And from that realization, Sly's fur stands on end from the fear that suddenly grips him and he struggles to pull away from Carmelita. He needs to find his clothes and get out of here!
He starts with the second attempt by trying to push her free with his other arm but she pins that one down to and lays on top of him. Her head slowly moves toward his neck.
The bite is so sharp and sudden he stops mid-struggle. His mouth hangs open and his pupils dilate. He doesn't know if Carmelita is trying to mark him as her "trophy" or kill him.
And meanwhile, Carmelita has tasted a little bit of Sly's blood when her teeth punctured his skin past the fur.
Just then, all cognitive thought and the instinctive urge to run flees his mind completely, replaced by a powerful, overwhelming urge to mate until he passes out.
And being the closest to a saint the Sly-verse has ever gotten, he points out how the Inspector is one of the most unclean souls he has ever met among them.
Bentley also admits he and Murray haven't even touched first base at the mere thought of getting girlfriends yet and here their friend is losing his purity and being made into a man before he's even reached the prime of his life.
And speaking of which, by the time he finishes, Sly stands embarrassed when he realizes his friends are there and sheepishly covers himself with his tail. The Guru is tapping his foot like a disappointed father and points at one of the nearby ponds, telling Sly to go wash himself. Thoroughly.
And just like that, Sly is like a kid with their hand caught in the cookie jar as he shamefully walks to the pond the Guru directs him to. Carmelita comes out a few minutes later, now with the mask off and sees the other three Cooper Gang members there, all glaring at her.
She gets chewed out by Bentley for "corrupting" Sly. Ever since she waltzed her way into his pants, he can't keep his head on for five minutes during missions whenever she's around!
To which Bentley counters it was at the cost of Sly's dignity since she forced herself on him in all those situations, which by every since of the word, would be considered harassment. Not to mention she puts her job at risk every time she involves herself with him. In fact, she likely never considered his feelings behind it all, since all she probably sees him as is a personal boy toy to "have fun" with!
To which she counters that he told her everything about his past and that she promised she would stick by his side, no matter what. Whether it be a shoulder to lean on or sleep with, she didn't care. Carmelita wants to be with Sly!
Not once did she mention marriage, which is what Bentley points out and tells her how he understands now what Mrs. Puffin meant by calling women like her "dirty girls". If she really cared that much, she would consider actually waiting to marry Sly first before screwing him over--literally--like that. Or does she hate that idea too?
Carmelita then says that she may not know Mrs. Puffin, but she responds that they haven't grown up one bit and then asks if they have spoken to any girls their age at all before telling them that Sly can be around whoever he wants and whether or not they get married, they will be together. Forever. And for the record... they were already corrupt when they took this profession and she had already lost her job the moment she chose Sly over Interpol.
And the one thing that gets Carmelita to pause is Bentley asking her: Is her family happy about it, because he, Murray, and Sly certainly wouldn't be where they are today if they still had their parents.
Carmelita responds that she had spent her entire life trying to make her own family happy and it taken a heavy toll on her social life and she has grown fed up with them. This ultimately silences Bentley since he doesn't know what it's like to have a family of his own.
For the first couple of years they've met each other, Sly always brushed off Carmelita's advances as her playing around with him. And now, he in turn doing the same to her. But hearing she actually loves him? And she gave up her job and her own family just to be with someone screwed up as him? Wow...he...he doesn't know how to process that really.
For a moment, he remains silent as he continues trying to process everything Carmelita just told Bentley. And then, he gathers his courage and asks her if what she just said is true. She destroyed everything about herself: her job, her reputation, her character, her relationship with her family--just for him?
At first, Carmelita says nothing, clearly not wanting to get into it. But after a minute, she opens up to him and tells him that the moment she laid eyes on him when he was stealing the Diva Diamond, he was all she could think about and if she were given a chance to get everything back, she would still choose Sly.
Sly is honestly flattered, clearly impressed by how deep her feelings for him actually run. He can't say he's happy about her sacrificing her social image to be with him, but the sentiment is appreciated and honestly, he's starting to feel for her slowly in return.
Cue the Guru face-palming and conjuring a rock wall with his magic, then blocking out the sound so no other innocent soul can be tainted by what they're doing.
The Guru tells him not to. The couple's mind is clearly reprobate by this point, which means they've lost their focus regarding the current assignment. He also tells this to Bentley and starts guiding both of them away from Carmelita and Sly, saying to ignore them for now and finish the jobs they stsrted.
Their situation is now so bad Murray asks if they should start looking for a back-up agent, just in case Sly keeps doing...you know what with Carmelita.
Letting out a frustrated sigh, Bentley says to just let them do as they please for now. At some point, Sly is gonna want to focus all his efforts on the Cooper Vault.
So with nothing else to do (and their mission currently a bust), Bentley and Murray return to the safe house and freshen up. They take the Guru's advice and ignore Sly, figuring he will search for them later.
But since they took care of the Mask of Dark Earth as well as clear out the miners and recruit a new member to the Cooper Gang, it was more or less a bittersweet success.
Considering this is your AU of Sly 1, he wouldn't really fit into the plot. However, there can be a spin-off based on my arc where Sly and Ray learn about each other. They can have a foolish sibling, responsible sibling dynamic in which Ray--despite being a few minutes younger than Sly--is the responsible twin and Sly is the foolish one.
Ray will also remain a cop working black-ops duty during his time with the American feds, but I had an idea he would become a Robin Hood when off the clock if he were added to your story.
Yeah. With the rich being corrupt aristocrats, politicians, and law enforcement officers who pillage the funding of government organizations, charities, and hospitals designed to help the poor and needy. Ray would be an anonymous thief committing the acts, so he will mainly move at night.
His mystery heists will be all over the news, to the point it will catch the Cooper Gang's attention. Carmelita is now a new member after getting fired from Interpol, and she too is curious about the new thief.
The information he hears has him curious and the feats this new thief is pulling off impresses him. Whoever this new guy or girl is has balls or nerves of steel to be robbing the government itself.
And that's when the whole gang becomes baffled at the sound of the news reporting every sick or less fortunate person in America experiencing a sudden boost in income and medical funding. That can't be a coincidence.
And that's when Bentley muses aloud that whoever is taking it a step further and going this big must have some knowledge of how America's system works, otherwise the country's economy can risk falling apart at the seams.
The snarky remark has a couple glares aimed at him from the Guru and Penelope, but he ignores them and continues watching the news. As the broadcast wraps up, the news anchor calls the new thief "Robin", which is obviously short for Robin Hood, the thief from the famed children's fairytale.
Penelope also speaks up about how she's read that story too and she finds it a little touching how the mystery thief seems to be following what Robin did in the original book.
And of course, Sly gets a flirtatious look on his face and is about to say something lecherous when Bentley, already knowing what's coming, tells them to get a room...and don't be so loud this time!
Cue the questions. Murray asks where will they look if they start investigating. And Bentley answers they will obviously start in the U.S. of course, since this is where Robin is pinpointed at.
Then the Panda King asks if they should really be investigating him. Everything he is doing is for the people and it is not affecting their operations.
Bentley answers honestly and says if it were up to him, he would leave Robin alone since what he's doing is with good intentions. However, they all know how Sly is. Now that he's got an eye on this thief, he won't stop until he finds out their identity, if only to size up a potential rival just in case he's a threat.
Penelope also adds her input and says they could accidentally turn Robin into their enemy if they meddle too much in his business or approach his turf the wrong way.
The Panda King tells Bentley to consider his choices wisely for they could be putting themselves and their resources at risk if they choose to pursue Robin.
Unlike Sly, who has a harder time listening to other people, Bentley is considering the Panda King's words as he types on his laptop. He says he'll save some notes for now, but if Sly starts pushing for them to investigate, there's nothing he can really do.
Penelope gags, the Panda King chants a Buddhist prayer, Murray goes outside to get a snack with the Guru joining him, Dimitri puts his earbuds on to block out the noise, and Bentley decides to head outside to the library.
If he's going to have any luck tracking Robin, then the first thing he needs to do is look up the source material, which is the original Robin Hood book, along with any modern retellings of the story.
Bentley looks at her in surprise, wondering when she followed him outside, but she waves it off and says she'll explain later. Right now, being anywhere else is better than at the safe house right now.
The couple is unaware the hideout is quiet and half empty as they have sex with each other like their lives depend on it. Sly is growling and hissing in pleasure with each thrust he drives into Carmelita who's grunting and moaning beneath him.
She also starts calling him "Baby" again and even squeezes her breasts to make more milk come out and squirter into his mouth. Sly's tail starts wagging like a dog's on top of her.
And Sly hasn't stopped to catch his breath once. His friends meanwhile are continuing to do their own things while he's busying himself expelling energy--both physically and sexually--with Carmelita.
So he prepares to deal with the raccoon like a stern father would a rebellious child and steps back into the safehouse. He doesn't bother knocking as he pries the door open to Sly's room, walks over to the bed, grabs Sly by the scruff of his neck and literally pull him off Carmelita.
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