An Amalgamation of Anachronistic, Antidisestablishmentarian Antics

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• The Essential Guide to Parenting and Adoption for the Enterprising Sith Lord by Tulak_Hord

  Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  16 Dec 2020

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi & Darth Vectivus
  • Qui-Gon Jinn & Obi-Wan Kenobi
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi & Shmi Skywalker
  • Shmi Skywalker/Darth Vectivus
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi
  • Darth Vectivus
  • Shmi Skywalker
  • Anakin Skywalker
  • Qui-Gon Jinn
  • Dooku (Star Wars)
  • BAMF Obi-Wan Kenobi
  • BAMF Shmi Skywalker
  • Sith Obi-Wan Kenobi
  • Obi-Wan is adopted by a Sith Master
  • And a very civilised one at that
  • Time Travel
  • Planet Melida | Daan (Star Wars)
  • Watch as small Obi-Wan melts his Sith Foster Father's heart one little bit at a time
  • Though Vectivus tries very vehemently to deny it
  • Force-Sensitive Shmi Skywalker
  • Shmi fixes the mess that is Star Wars
  • Crack Treated Seriously

  Summary

  1)Take uniquely polite Sith Lord, preferably confused. Shake thoroughly.

  2)Add Small Kenobi.

  3)Let simmer by placing in preheated Melida/Daan and watch unprecedented adoption.

  4)Serve sweet.

  Series

  • Part 1 of An Amalgamation of Anachronistic, Antidisestablishmentarian Antics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  10,108

  Chapters:

  5/5

  Comments:

  180

  Kudos:

  1,939

  Bookmarks:

  307

  Hits:

  27,243

• The Enterprising Sith’s Theory of Recruitment, Employment and the Intellectual High Ground by Tulak_Hord

  Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  15 Feb 2021

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi & Darth Vectivus
  • Jango Fett & Obi-Wan Kenobi
  • Shmi Skywalker/Darth Vectivus
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi & Shmi Skywalker
  • Qui-Gon Jinn & Obi-Wan Kenobi
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi
  • Darth Vectivus
  • Jango Fett
  • Shmi Skywalker
  • Revan (Star Wars)
  • Xanatos (Star Wars)
  • Time Travel
  • Sith Obi-Wan Kenobi
  • Who doesn't know he's Sith
  • BAMF Obi-Wan Kenobi
  • BAMF Shmi Skywalker
  • Mand'alor Jango Fett
  • Jango is confused
  • Sith Temples
  • Darth Vectivus is a tired Sith Dad
  • Resurrections
  • The Hutts vs Shmi Skywalker
  • Spoiler: She wins all by herself
  • Though she had help from the folks at High Ground
  • Ahem; Higher Ground Enterprises (c)

  Summary

  All in all, Darth Vectivus considered himself one of the luckiest Sith Lords of all time. Obi-Wan was the most wonderful son apprentice in the Galaxy, Higher Ground Enterprises was turning out to be an exceedingly profitable venture (just as predicted) and they were in the process of insidiously dismantling the Hutt Slave Trade just as resolved.

  There was no need to crash land on a stupid desert planet with a Mand'alor in tow, and fall hopelessly, foolishly in love with her. ABANDONED

  Series

  • Part 2 of An Amalgamation of Anachronistic, Antidisestablishmentarian Antics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,988

  Chapters:

  3/3

  Comments:

  86

  Kudos:

  626

  Bookmarks:

  62

  Hits:

  9,054