Beej Books

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• The Exorpist by orphan_account

  Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice (1988), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King  

  • Explicit
  • Major Character Death
  • Multi, F/M, M/M
  • Complete Work

  27 Nov 2021

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)/Reader
  • Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)/You
  • Beetlejuice/Originial Female Character(s)
  • Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)/Original Male Character(s)
  • Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
  • Lydia Deetz
  • Delia Deetz
  • Charles Deetz
  • Adam Maitland
  • Barbara Maitland
  • Sandworms (Beetlejuice) - Character
  • Beetlejuice Has Mood Ring Hair (Beetlejuice)
  • Musical Beetlejuice Needs a Hug
  • post-musical
  • I am hyperfixating
  • Give me my found family or give me death
  • no beta we die getting eaten by sandworms
  • lots of swear words because I have a potty mouth
  • Gonna try for a slow burn but I love love my dudes
  • I will reference the movie in some places because why not
  • fluff fluff fluff
  • mental health
  • Post-Canon
  • Angst too tho but not for long
  • Smut chapter 30

  Summary

  Months after Beej’s demise via stabbing as well as the subsequent re-summoning by a hopeful Lydia, the ghost with the most has settled into an uneasy truce with the Maitlands and Deetzs’.

  He knows he has awhile to go before he can make up for all the extortion, torture, and lies… maybe whatever the hell an Exorpist is can help?

  Series

  • Part 1 of Beej Books

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  34,924

  Chapters:

  33/33

  Comments:

  107

  Kudos:

  331

  Bookmarks:

  33

  Hits:

  5,590

• Beej-ia Board by orphan_account

  Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice (1988), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M
  • Work in Progress

  17 Jan 2022

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)/Reader
  • Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)/You
  • Beetlejuice/Originial Female Character(s)
  • Adam Maitland
  • Barbara Maitland
  • Lydia Deetz
  • Charles Deetz
  • Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
  • Delia Deetz
  • no beta we die getting eaten by sandworms
  • still have brain rot
  • musical! Beetlejuice
  • Beetlejuice Has Mood Ring Hair (Beetlejuice)
  • Post-Canon
  • opposite Of a slow burn probably
  • soft beej
  • Give me found family or give me death
  • I still swear a lot
  • So does Beej
  • it’s canon

  Summary

  You’ve been traveling cross country living that van life and are a bit starved for interaction.

  So you buy a ouija board at a thrift shop.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Beej Books

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  18,432

  Chapters:

  24/25

  Comments:

  78

  Kudos:

  274

  Bookmarks:

  28

  Hits:

  4,424

• Monster Under the Bed by orphan_account

  Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice (1988)  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, Gen
  • Work in Progress

  17 Jan 2022

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Beetlejuice/reader
  • Beetlejuice/You
  • Beetlejuice/Original Female Character
  • Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
  • Barbara Maitland
  • Adam Maitland
  • Delia Deetz
  • Charles Deetz
  • Lydia Deetz
  • AFAB reader - Freeform
  • slight AU
  • monster under the bed
  • Beetlejuice Has Mood Ring Hair (Beetlejuice)
  • no beta we die getting eaten by sandworms
  • this bitch is about to be so FLUFFY
  • Reader is lonely
  • So is Beej
  • match made on Saturn
  • Swear Words

  Summary

  As a kid, you used to be terrified about the idea of monsters under your bed. You had your own set of rules you followed to protect yourself.

  You break every single one of them when you meet him.

  Series

  • Part 3 of Beej Books

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,967

  Chapters:

  8/13

  Comments:

  36

  Kudos:

  166

  Bookmarks:

  17

  Hits:

  2,103

• Putting The “Fun” in Funeral by orphan_account

  Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice (1988), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King  

  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • Multi, F/F, F/M, M/M
  • Work in Progress

  28 Nov 2021

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Beetlejuice/reader
  • Beetlejuice/You
  • Beetlejuice/Original Characters
  • Beetlejuice
  • Adam Maitland
  • Barbara Maitland
  • Charles Deetz
  • Lydia Deetz
  • Delia Deetz
  • one shots
  • I am a menace to society
  • take that god/Satan
  • Beetlejuice Has Mood Ring Hair (Beetlejuice)
  • tags aren’t working so the fact I have some of these memorized?
  • Wow
  • puns
  • Word Play
  • I know
  • don’t blame me blame Beej
  • One shot book hey-o
  • unrelated to any of my other ongoing Beej books
  • just for fun

  Summary

  Anthological Netherworld Nonsense with your fave bright star in Orion and of course; you!

  Series

  • Part 4 of Beej Books

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,809

  Chapters:

  3/666

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  94

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  1,067