Till I'm a Hundred, You Idiot
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Childhood Friend by Steel and Stone (Griselda_Banks)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
20 Nov 2010
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How simply the day had begun, with Lieutenant Hawkeye rescuing him from the endless tedium of the office by saying, “The nurse just called to inform you that Edward Elric is conscious now, sir. Apparently, he is having a rather loud...conversation with Miss Rockbell and is disturbing the other patients.”
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- Part 1 of Till I'm a Hundred, You Idiot
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Family by Steel and Stone (Griselda_Banks)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
27 Nov 2010
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It had been a bad day. Mustang had been ordering him around, making him run stupid errands that took him back and forth all over Central. They weren't things he cared about, they didn't seem to further Mustang's goals, and they certainly didn't bring him any closer to the Philosopher's Stone. Unfortunately, Mustang was a colonel and Edward only a major, so what Mustang said had to happen.
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- Part 2 of Till I'm a Hundred, You Idiot
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Remembrance by Steel and Stone (Griselda_Banks)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
04 Dec 2010
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“As a child prodigy, you ought to at least understand what day it is.” Edward opened his mouth to retort, but Mustang spoke over him. “Remembrance Day. Remembrance Day, Full Metal!”
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- Part 3 of Till I'm a Hundred, You Idiot
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“Congratulations. You're now a dog of the military.”
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- Part 4 of Till I'm a Hundred, You Idiot
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Library by Steel and Stone (Griselda_Banks)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
18 Dec 2010
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"A library was not the place to be when you were steeped in anger, but the library was basically the only place they ever went these days."
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- Part 5 of Till I'm a Hundred, You Idiot
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Always Right by Steel and Stone (Griselda_Banks)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
01 Jan 2011
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"Well, I gotta hand it to you, Roy," Hughes said, leaning on one hand to look at him appraisingly. "You were right about him."
Smirking, Roy took a sip of his drink. "I'm always right."
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- Part 6 of Till I'm a Hundred, You Idiot
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It's Kind of a Fight by Steel and Stone (Griselda_Banks)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
08 Jan 2011
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The sudden sound of raised voices broke the tranquility, and Maria jumped slightly. Turning in her chair next to Hawkeye's bed, she looked in surprise at the door leading to the adjoining room, through which came the unmistakable sounds of a heated argument. It was too muffled to make out the words, but Maria easily recognized the voices of Colonel Mustang and Edward.
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- Part 7 of Till I'm a Hundred, You Idiot
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No Problem by Steel and Stone (Griselda_Banks)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
15 Jan 2011
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Deep river. Fast current. Rapids ahead. Avoid.
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- Part 8 of Till I'm a Hundred, You Idiot
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Only by Steel and Stone (Griselda_Banks)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
22 Jan 2011
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"So how much was it again?" Edward oozed annoyance out of every word. "Five hundred cenz?"
"Five-twenty," Roy snapped. "Don't try to short-change me."
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- Part 9 of Till I'm a Hundred, You Idiot
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Love or Like? by Steel and Stone (Griselda_Banks)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
29 Jan 2011
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Edward had always thought of Roy Mustang as a man who could hold his liquor....
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- Part 10 of Till I'm a Hundred, You Idiot
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Is It Okay to Cry? by Steel and Stone (Griselda_Banks)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
05 Feb 2011
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“Why not tell me how they caught you?” Roy said gently. It was hard to keep the eagerness and impatience out of his voice. But it was obvious that Edward needed someone to talk to about what had happened, and he needed to move at the right pace.
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- Part 11 of Till I'm a Hundred, You Idiot
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Lucky Charm by Steel and Stone (Griselda_Banks)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
12 Feb 2011
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He wasn't normally a nosy person, certainly not the type to go snooping around in someone's desk unless they were a criminal or had information on the Stone. But he had no such inhibitions when it came to Colonel Mustang, and he was taking too long anyway.
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- Part 12 of Till I'm a Hundred, You Idiot
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Practical Joke by Steel and Stone (Griselda_Banks)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
19 Feb 2011
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His fingers didn't seem to want to obey him. He tried to focus on drawing his blood across the white cloth, filling in that empty space with the circle that would solve all their problems. But he only succeeded in making a few vague smudges, as his hands shook violently and pain made every breath an effort.
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- Part 13 of Till I'm a Hundred, You Idiot
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Confrontation by Steel and Stone (Griselda_Banks)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
26 Feb 2011
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"So," he said quietly, "it's just between us, eh Full Metal? Don't be difficult. That thing deserves a painful, humiliating death, so give him to me."
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- Part 14 of Till I'm a Hundred, You Idiot
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"We're not going back with you!" Edward yelled as Roy took another step forward. "Say what you want, but we're not! Hear me?!"
"Shut – your – mouth," Roy snapped, closing the distance and glaring right back. "When did I ever say that I was taking you back to Central?" He watched with satisfaction as Edward's eyes widened in surprise.
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- Part 15 of Till I'm a Hundred, You Idiot
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From Now on, Too by Steel and Stone (Griselda_Banks)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
12 Mar 2011
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The silhouette of Edward's shoulders slumped slightly. When the boy spoke, it was in a soft, nervous voice. "You hate me, don't you?"
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- Part 16 of Till I'm a Hundred, You Idiot
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He knew the reason his brother was focusing so hard on his job, and why he refused to let Alphonse help. It was so he wouldn't have to think about what had happened. How it was all their fault.
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- Part 17 of Till I'm a Hundred, You Idiot
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Calendar by Steel and Stone (Griselda_Banks)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
26 Mar 2011
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From day one, Edward Elric had been rude, loud, and disruptive. But somehow, this day he managed to top all others.
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- Part 18 of Till I'm a Hundred, You Idiot
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Relaxation by Steel and Stone (Griselda_Banks)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
02 Apr 2011
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As if on cue, the phone suddenly rang. Roy eyed it, wondering if he should bother answering. This was supposed to be his day off, and the only people who would call him would most definitely want him to do something work-related. Shouldn't he just leave it?
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- Part 19 of Till I'm a Hundred, You Idiot
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Unnecessary/Unimportant by Steel and Stone (Griselda_Banks)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
09 Apr 2011
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As he ran, Edward seemed to see the headline pasted on the very air in front of him: MARIA ROSS CONVICTED FOR MURDER OF BRIGADIER GENERAL HUGHES.
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- Part 20 of Till I'm a Hundred, You Idiot