Cupcakes and Chlamydia

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• The Way to a Man’s Heart is Through Chlamydia by violue

  Fandoms: Supernatural  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  28 May 2015

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Castiel/Dean Winchester
  • Jessica Moore/Sam Winchester
  • John Winchester/Mary Winchester
  • past Dean/others
  • past Castiel/Others - Relationship
  • Dean Winchester
  • Castiel
  • Sam Winchester
  • Jessica Moore
  • John Winchester
  • Mary Winchester
  • Lisa Braeden
  • Balthazar (Supernatural)
  • Marv[Metatron]
  • Becky Rosen
  • Hael (Supernatural)
  • Gadreel
  • Naomi (Supernatural)
  • Gabriel
  • Bobby Singer
  • Benny Lafitte
  • Ash (Supernatural)
  • Jo Harvelle
  • Ellen Harvelle
  • Gordon Walker
  • Cuthbert Sinclair
  • Garth Fitzgerald IV
  • Kevin Tran
  • Channing Ngo
  • Unsafe Sex
  • Past Infidelity (not Dean or Castiel)
  • Mild Gore
  • mentions of past attempted noncon
  • Barebacking
  • abuse of sitcom tropes
  • author's liberal agenda
  • Animal Attack
  • Homophobia
  • John Winchester's A+ Parenting
  • Chlamydia
  • Comedy
  • Bottom Dean
  • Bottom Castiel
  • Possessive Castiel
  • Homophobic John
  • Panty Kink
  • Semi-Public Sex
  • Accidental Voyeurism
  • Alternate Universe

  Summary

  Dean doesn't expect to see his one night stand again, but then again he also doesn't expect to find out he has an STD. Sometimes life is hilarious like that.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Cupcakes and Chlamydia

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  89,305

  Chapters:

  31/31

  Comments:

  1,964

  Kudos:

  7,179

  Bookmarks:

  2,030

  Hits:

  144,476

• The Way to a Man’s Heart is Through Christmas by violue

  Fandoms: Supernatural  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  24 Dec 2015

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Castiel/Dean Winchester
  • Jessica Moore/Sam Winchester
  • Dean Winchester
  • Castiel
  • Sam Winchester
  • Jessica Moore
  • Christmas Fluff
  • Bottom Dean
  • Bottom Castiel
  • Top Dean
  • Top Castiel
  • Mild Angst
  • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
  • Consensual Somnophilia
  • Accidental Voyeurism
  • Barebacking
  • but no Chlamydia
  • Alternate Universe

  Summary

  Dean's first Christmas with Castiel.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Cupcakes and Chlamydia

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,280

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  119

  Kudos:

  2,356

  Bookmarks:

  97

  Hits:

  23,639

• The Way to a Man’s Heart is Through Gonorrhea by violue

  Fandoms: Supernatural  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Multi
  • Complete Work

  09 Mar 2016

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jessica Moore/Sam Winchester
  • background Dean/Castiel
  • past Sam/Jess/Cain
  • Dean Winchester
  • Sam Winchester
  • Jessica Moore
  • gonorrhea
  • Sick Sam Winchester
  • not rated mature for sexy reasons
  • Alternate Universe

  Summary

  Dean's getting married in five hours, and Sam has some bad news.

  Series

  • Part 3 of Cupcakes and Chlamydia

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  859

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  77

  Kudos:

  1,931

  Bookmarks:

  60

  Hits:

  17,422

• The Way to a Man’s Heart is Through Maui by violue

  Fandoms: Supernatural  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  19 Jun 2016

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Castiel/Dean Winchester
  • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
  • Dean Winchester
  • Castiel
  • Sam Winchester
  • Jessica Moore
  • John Winchester
  • Mary Winchester
  • Balthazar (Supernatural)
  • Jo Harvelle
  • Ellen Harvelle
  • Ion (Supernatural)
  • Anal Sex
  • Oral Sex
  • Rimming
  • Sex Toys
  • Shower Sex
  • Accidental Voyeurism
  • Past minor character death
  • Food
  • Wedding Fluff
  • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
  • Vacation
  • creepy background pairing with incesty vibes
  • Smut
  • Alternate Universe

  Summary

  Dean's ready to be married to Castiel, he's ready to go to Hawaii for ten days, but he's not ready for this wedding.

  Series

  • Part 4 of Cupcakes and Chlamydia

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  18,382

  Chapters:

  13/13

  Comments:

  512

  Kudos:

  2,811

  Bookmarks:

  152

  Hits:

  24,223

• The Way to A Man's Heart is Throu---- *ACHOO!!!* by violue

  Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  03 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Castiel/Dean Winchester
  • Castiel (Supernatural)
  • Dean Winchester
  • Bobby Singer (Supernatural)
  • Sam Winchester
  • Alternate Universe
  • The flu
  • kind of gross if I'm being honest

  Summary

  The honeymoon is nearly over.

  Series

  • Part 5 of Cupcakes and Chlamydia

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,794

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  44

  Kudos:

  162

  Bookmarks:

  10

  Hits:

  809