The MCU Uncut: One-Shots

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• The Consultant by mcsquared789

  Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Consultant (Marvel Short Film)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  20 Nov 2023

  Tags

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  • Phil Coulson & Jasper Sitwell
  • Phil Coulson
  • Jasper Sitwell
  • Tony Stark
  • One Shot
  • POV Jasper Sitwell
  • New Mexico
  • Post-The Incredible Hulk (2008)
  • Post-Movie: Iron Man 2 (2010)
  • Pre-Movie: Avengers (2012)
  • Mentioned Thaddeus Ross
  • Mentioned Betty Ross
  • Foreshadowing
  • Conversations
  • Business
  • Mentioned Nick Fury
  • Mentioned Emil Blonsky
  • Mentioned Tony Stark
  • Stark Tower
  • Phil Coulson & Jasper Sitwell Friendship
  • Triple Agent Jasper Sitwell
  • Mentioned Bruce Banner

  Summary

  "So… it didn't go well?"

  "No. It did not."

  Sitwell scanned Coulson's face for clues. He wondered whether the blow being dealt here was a bad one. At least, for them.

  "Tell me," he asked. "Did they reject the initiative?"

  "Of course not." Coulson shook his head hurriedly. "They haven't really made any demands that we are being forced to follow, unless ordered… and the Avengers Initiative is still a framework. We really only have Romanoff and Barton in big consideration at this point, as well as — you know." He waved it away.

  "Yeah," Sitwell agreed. "But I think I've hit the point of discussion —"

  "It is about that," Coulson scowled. "They did make a request. The most idiotic, ill-conceived request imaginable."

  Jasper Sitwell and Phil Coulson sit down to discuss an unusual request from the higher-ups at SHIELD.

  Series

  • Part 3 of The MCU Uncut
  • Part 1 of The MCU Uncut: One-Shots

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,919

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  17

  Kudos:

  15

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  381

• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor's Hammer by mcsquared789

  Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor's Hammer (Marvel Short Film), Marvel  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  28 Feb 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Phil Coulson
  • Mentioned Tony Stark
  • Mentioned Bruce Banner
  • Mentioned Clint Barton
  • Mentioned Steve Rogers
  • Mentioned Thor (Marvel)
  • Canon Rewrite
  • Crime Fighting
  • Donuts
  • Cognitive Dissonance
  • Plans For The Future
  • BAMF Phil Coulson
  • POV Phil Coulson
  • Awesome Phil Coulson
  • Bad Guys Made Them Do It
  • Robbery
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • Farce
  • Mentioned Stephen Sondheim
  • Pre-Movie: Thor (2011)

  Summary

  DING DING.

  He looked up in the corner, peering through one of those convex mirrors that were installed to show a wide overview of the store — useful for identifying potential thieves in action. It showed the front door, as two guys came in and up to the lady at the cash register. Coulson squinted, noticing they had something on them that he couldn't see very well. His vision wasn't that good, but if they were thieves, they probably would have the wherewithal to be a bit more subtle…

  CLICK. "Hands up! Don't move!" One of the guys ordered, holding it up. It was a rifle.

  Oh shit. Never mind.

  Phil Coulson is in the midst of a road trip down to New Mexico, when he is rudely interrupted.

  Series

  • Part 5 of The MCU Uncut
  • Part 2 of The MCU Uncut: One-Shots

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,808

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  11

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  247