two's company
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The light hurts. That's never a good sign.
The briefest flash of the dorms appears before Artemis squeezes her eyes closed again, wincing at the still-bright screen of her eyelids. How much did she drink last night?
This is the last time she listens to Ollie. Talk to Roy, he said. He's a senior. He can show you the ropes. All she's ever got from Roy is advice for courses she's not taking, way too much information about his and Ollie's relationship, and shitty booze. Usually, she appreciates the alcohol, but right now . . .
Someone groans.
It's not Artemis.
It's no secret that the only thing Artemis finds more annoying than Dick Grayson is his roommate, Wally West, and the loud sex they keep having through the wall of her dorm room.
That's why, when she wakes up sandwiched between them, she knows she's never going to live it down.
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- Part 1 of two's company
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"Don't you want to see Barry and Iris? Or your parents? I think Barry—"
"Later," he says, because Dick's clearly done something—no wonder no-one's made him go out in the sunshine like a real boy. "How long since you talked to her?"
Dick mutters something unintelligible, then, when Wally elbows him, "Six months."
"Wow, are you a shitty boyfriend." Dick and Artemis aren't exactly joined at the hip—Wally actually sees more of her than Dick does, since they're roommates—but they always make time for each other. Artemis is good for him, even if she does tend to call Wally names; he's pretty sure that's normal girlfriend-best friend behaviour, anyway, no matter what wild theories Roy liked to go on about before he went fully off the rails.
Wally's just been pulled out of the Void. Clearly, now's the perfect time to re-evaluate his relationship with two of his best friends.
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- Part 2 of two's company