Bunnies of Death
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Bunnies of Death by DancingLassie
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
27 Feb 2013
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Fill for this prompt:
Do you know the real reason hobbits live quietly in the Shire?
It's because all the other races banded together and banished them from the world's conflicts.
It just wasn't FAIR! Hobbits were tiny, adorable, and downright vicious with any weapon they picked up! No one else got to have any fun!
So the hobbits were disqualified and sent to live peaceful lives in the Shire; thus the battles of Middle Earth became a lot more bloody and a whole lot longer.
Bonus: It wasn't just the Men, Elves, and Dwarves that kicked them out; the Goblins, Orcs, and other evil beings fully agreed with the disqualification.
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- Part 1 of Bunnies of Death
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Return of the Bunnies by DancingLassie
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
08 May 2013
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At the Black Gates Aragorn's army is ready to fight for Frodo. Only their is one tiny, little problem. Or rather two of them. Everyone knows that Hobbits aren't allowed to take part in battles.
Better to have read Bunnies of Death first.
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- Part 2 of Bunnies of Death