The Honor System
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Because Of How I Feel About You by Snapjack
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies)
01 Jun 2013
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“Look out,” Clint would say, balancing a naked GI Joe on top of a purple My Little Pony and balancing himself atop the bed so he could fly the duo up to the ceiling: “My boss unicorn queen has rescued her wounded bodyguard and prepares to seek bloody vengeance on your Barbie Palace of Lies and Deceit.”
“Whatever, cupcake,” Natasha would reply from the floor, not batting an eye as she racked a marshmallow gun and placed it carefully on the shoulder of a Holiday Celebration Kira in the manner of a rocket launcher. “My imperial palace guard is ready and loaded for bear.”Series
- Part 1 of The Honor System
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The Way We Really Are by Snapjack
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies)
24 Aug 2013
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Phil Coulson was an Eagle Scout. Not everyone knows this about him, but no one is ever surprised to learn it. He tries to take that as a compliment, not a commentary on his perceived wholesomeness or white-bread-ness or whatever. But sometimes, he wants to grab people by the shoulders and scream, “Do you even know what being an Eagle Scout means? I had to learn about citizenship from the mayor! My Eagle Project involved snow removal in three counties! I got a goddamned badge in bugling!!”
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- Part 2 of The Honor System
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Come Back To You One By One by Snapjack
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse)
07 Mar 2015
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“I’m going to be moving into a, for lack of a better word, commune with a bunch of superheroes. I’m going to be selling my home in D.C. and moving all my belongings to Stark Tower in New York. You’ve probably seen it on TV being attacked by aliens. I’m going to be changing my will so that one of my coworkers, a former supervisee who is now my, for lack of a better word, boyfriend, gets durable power of attorney and all my stuff if I die. I also need to make sure his, for lack of a better word, assassin ex-girlfriend is well-taken–care-of in the event of my death. I might die,” Phil adds, probably (upon reflection) unnecessarily.
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- Part 3 of The Honor System