I like big plots and I cannot lie (Kink Meme prompts)
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There's one of them who's always stationed in the library. Every time she's there, he's standing guard, and she knows that it's him, in particular, not one of his comrades, because he fidgets.
Written for a prompt at the k!meme: "Alistair became a templar and is stationed at the circle. He falls in love with a female mage PC. Looking for romance, lust and quick trysts in corners, trying to be quiet so that they are not caught."
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Diana Cousland, Josephine Amell and a meeting at Ostagar.
Written for k!meme prompt: f!Wardens falling for each other.
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After all they've been through. After all they've been. She even had the bloody crown. She wonders whether they laughed at her, the foolish wench who thought herself a queen.
Written for this k!meme prompt: "What I haven't seen is a story about F!Cousland making it to the throne, becoming comfortable and living her happy little life, despite the niggling worry that she is unable to conceive as was predicted -- and then the carpet is ripped out from under her. Alistair has decided to marry another, untainted bride in hopes of conceiving his heir, for the good of Ferelden and in compliance with his duty to his throne, his land and his people and alla that."
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Zevran got it out of her eventually, with the aid of more than a little fine Antivan brandy. When she asked hesitantly if surfacers really found dwarves ugly, he leaned back in his chair, rolling his glass in his hand and giving her a wolfish smile. "Only ones with exceptionally bad taste, my dear."
Written for this k!meme prompt: "Brosca/Aeducan was always confident about her sex appeal. On the surface, she found out that people think Dwarves are unattractive. How does she react?"
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- Part 4 of I like big plots and I cannot lie (Kink Meme prompts)
- Part 1 of Nat Brosca
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If you’d asked Alistair what he wanted – not that many people ever did – he’d have said, oh, you know, the usual. Eternal rest. The Fade, Maker’s side, all that sort of thing. He wanted to go out like a hero, protecting the woman he loved.
Of course, that depends on actually "going out" in the first place, not just waking up in the Cousland grounds feeling like an ogre’s trampled on your head. And not having the woman you love right next to you, not even knowing your name, because you haven’t met yet.
Written for a prompt on the k!meme: "Alistair gets to do over."
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Post-Orzammar, Natia's brave front is crumbling. Alistair is determined to ease her hurt somehow.
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- Part 6 of I like big plots and I cannot lie (Kink Meme prompts)
- Part 2 of Nat Brosca
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Garrett frowns, unfolding the parchment, and reads, in large, scrawling handwriting, Anders at his shoulder, Anders, give this to Garrett. Hello, Garrett. I'm the Doctor. Now DUCK.
Written for this prompt at the k!meme: "what if the statues in the Gallows are really Weeping Angels?"
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All he wanted was a cappuccino, and not to miss the Tube.
In response to a Kink Meme poster asking for a coffee shop AU for DA:O/A. Revised and re-posted.
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Garrett's... a little chubby, these days.
Written for k!meme prompt: "I've seen several prompts for fat!F!Hawkes, but I don't think I've seen one for male Hawke. Your choice of pairing."
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A glimpse is enough.
For a k!meme prompt: "Cousland is kind of a bitch to Alistair when they first meet, mostly b/c well...she's still reeling from recent events. So they don't get along at first. But Alistair meets Leliana and she's all sweet and nice to him, so they have a little almost romance, but he can't get Cousland out of his head for some reason. And maybe Elissa gets together with Zevran before finally admitting she has feelings for Alistair."
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He moved to stand behind her, frowning as he read the parchment over her shoulder. "Revka... Leandra... Oh." He raised an eyebrow. "And?"
"He's there. Kirkwall," she reminded him with a sigh, seeming uncharacteristically nervous. "Garrett Hawke. The Champion. My..." She swallowed. "My cousin," she finished softly, still digesting it.
Written for k!meme prompt: "King Alistair had another reason for visiting Kirkwall, he is supporting his best friend and warden commander as he/she meets their long lost cousin. However, while A!A can cover the meeting between Hawke and Amell, I'd like the stuff before that, where Alistair supports Amell as they think about meeting their cousin or even talks them into it. Can't be worse than Goldanna, right?"
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It feels odd, coming home like this.
After the Blight, Fergus is confronted with the ruins of Castle Cousland and the struggle to rebuild. Grief-centric, so expect plenty of angst.
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Aveline mourns, in her own time and her own ways.
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She goes, he follows, even if it takes a while - it's been the same for nearly ten years now. They were happy that way, or at least he thought they were. The thought of that changing...
For the prompt: "If you ask Alistair why his isn't with the Warden, he says "There was a discussion, believe me!" I've seen several reunion fics but I have seen any of Alistair and the Warden having to part. So give me the fight that you know happened, Alistair unwilling to leave her but knowing that they have to part. Give me the goodbye sex. Give me H/C and angst and fluff."
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For a prompt on the kink meme: Asexual!Warden is affected by something everyone figures is sex pollen. Turns out the problem can actually be solved by platonic intimacy, because curses are contrary and nonspecific that way. Her friends rally round her to help her get through it.
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