The Whole Damn Restaurant

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• A Leap Too Far (Or Maybe Just Enough) by strange_bedfellows

  Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  07 Sep 2025

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  • Haruno Sakura/Namikaze Minato
  • Namikaze Minato & Uzumaki Kushina
  • (Past) Uchiha Sasuke/Haruno Sakura
  • Haruno Sakura & Uzumaki Kushina
  • Namikaze Minato
  • Haruno Sakura
  • Uzumaki Kushina
  • Uchiha Sasuke
  • Nara Shikaku
  • Yamanaka Inoichi
  • Inuzuka Tsume
  • Orochimaru
  • Tsunade (Naruto)
  • Hatake Kakashi
  • Uchiha Obito
  • Nohara Rin
  • Shizune (Naruto)
  • Katou Dan
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • Reimagined Five Nations
  • Non-Massacre AU
  • academia au
  • Frog Facts Galore
  • Slow Burn
  • Terminally Online But Make It Romantic
  • Voice Notes as Foreplay
  • Long-Distance Situationship Turned Situational Love
  • Minato Namikaze is a Mess but a Hot One
  • Inoichi is the Roommate Chaos Agent
  • Shikaku Thinks This Is a Bad Idea (He’s Right)
  • Emotional Support Cat Named Kage
  • Cursed Frog Diagram as Plot Device
  • Professor Frog x Medic Plant Witch Energy
  • Sakura Haruno is Too Smart and Also Overthinking
  • A Lot of Feelings for People Who Never Met
  • Soft Science Nerds in Love
  • Mutual Pining
  • Found in a Niche Subreddit
  • Online to Offline Romance
  • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
  • First Meetings & Meltdowns
  • Crush.exe Has Stopped Working
  • No Thoughts Just Minato
  • Slow Burn But Make It Panic
  • She’s Not Jealous (Except Absolutely Yes She Is)
  • This is Fine 🔥
  • war declaration
  • auntie alliance
  • the subtle art of meddling
  • improper use of frog enzymes
  • small-town drama
  • Drunken Kissing
  • Drunken Confessions
  • Sakura is a tease
  • And Minato is going insane
  • some made-up folklore and traditions

  Summary

  Minato boards a one-way flight to Fire Country for a girl he's never met in person. Their online connection started with a frog meme that spiraled into cursed diagrams, voice notes, and late-night science tangents. Now he's crossing the world with nothing but a backpack and a ridiculous amount of hope.

  Series

  • Part 1 of The Whole Damn Restaurant

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  67,071

  Chapters:

  15/?

  Comments:

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