passiveinsane tries their very best @ whumptober 2025
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home (although it may be a pile of debris) by passiveinsane
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
01 Oct 2025
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Y'know that one AU where Alfred is being kept in the White House basement? Yeah
prompt: lamb to the slaughter
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you stress the modifier, while i stress the adjective by passiveinsane for 316_frogs
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
10 Oct 2025
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prompt: sewer (loosely....)
Alfred kind of, maybe, sort of loses it a little at the latest World Conference meeting.
Loosely based off this comic: https://www.tumblr.com/hastyart/782024521697902592?source=share
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washing yourself with handsoap in a public bathroom by passiveinsane
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
10 Oct 2025
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Matthew and Alfred meet up for lunch.
prompt: found family, isolation (if you squint)
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Canada and America take what's left of America in the fallout of a nuclear war and Alfred loses his nation status because of it (and consequently, his immortality). A town on the outskirts of Fairbanks, Alaska witnesses the fallout.
prompt: non-human whumper, loss of powers
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cops are coming in type of sobering up by passiveinsane
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
10 Oct 2025
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Alfred deals with a reoccurring problem: The number on the scale in his bathroom.
prompt: phobia, quivering
based off of Alfred's canonical fear of weighing scales, and the Supersize You! strip in which it is revealed it’s muscle and not fat that he’s gaining.
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There are restrictions to everyone's stations in life. Salaryman Arthur Kirkland knows this, but it never stings less to have it reinforced.
prompt: caught in a net, medical restraints technically (well there is medical and there are restraints, even if they’re more… loosely interpreted)
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the consequence is coming (i still have yet to learn) by passiveinsane
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
10 Oct 2025
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"Today had been a shitty day for Alfred, actually. Being trapped in an elevator with a concussion and his unofficial rival Ivan Braginsky was only the cherry on top of the cake made of shit."
prompts: trapped with the enemy, elevator, pushed beyond breaking point (i hit all three yippee)
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Draco, a knife, and a bad coping mechanism walk into the Mansion's bathroom.
prompt: self-inflicted injury, dissociation
for the sake of transparency: trans rights are human rights
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"It started off as a simple, innocent tea time. The British bastard had invited Matthew, Francis, and Alfred to an unspecified event, and made Alfred host it."
prompts: touch, flashbacks
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Alfred should've learned to watch his mouth. Thankfully, his government will fix that problem for him.
prompts: without consent, secrets, lips sewn shut (i hit all three on a technicality let's gooooo)
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all your very worst enemies will be gone soon by passiveinsane
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
13 Oct 2025
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Alfred gets found out.
prompts: hidden injury, laceration, forced reveal (all three! whoop whoop!)
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the gray space that lines the clouds by passiveinsane
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Oct 2025
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Jiang Cheng had been on the verge of a qi deviation or something similar since he was 15, so it didn’t much surprise him when it happened. In fact, you could claim he even planned it.
prompt: cardiac arrest, sacred place
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Alfred gets kidnapped by a cult! What could go wrong?
prompts: insignia, forced retirement, never enough
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Alfred gets sick. The grind of corporate America stops for no one, and its personification is no exception.
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Alfred has some fun feelings about press conferences. So does America. (There shouldn't be a difference between them, but there is.)
prompt: live-streamed torture
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didn’t know what i wanted (should’ve known what i would probably get) by passiveinsane
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
18 Nov 2025
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"Alfred currently sat staring at a wall on his too-hard too-lumpy dorm mattress because he was going to take the fall for an unfortunate group project. A group project he’d been in with another friend of his, a too-shady Russian man who he could admit had started out as an enemy. Even as Alfred awaited the inevitable phone call proclaiming he was getting expelled and had to leave posthaste. A half-packed suitcase on the bed told of Alfred’s half-functional efforts to jump the gun.
The clothing strewn around the floor in a circle around the suitcase told of his (lack of) success."
prompts: permanent marker, disorientation
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High school freshman Alfred Jones doesn’t know how to feel about the fact that his ex-bully turned maybe-crush Ivan Braginski… waits for him.
prompt(s): redemption
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