robert robertson is absolute ironman, change my mind

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Listing Series

• Sh*t (by Bo Burnham) ft. Robert Robertson by Ayespii

  Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  13 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Blonde Blazer | Mandy/Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
  • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
  • Blonde Blazer | Mandy (Dispatch)
  • Royd (Dispatch)
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Hurt Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
  • Post-Canon
  • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man Needs a Hug
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • go ahead and clock in for me
  • robert robertson has maxed his credit cards
  • Mugging
  • Villains
  • robert robertson has a home depot rewards card
  • bite sized whump for my whump enjoyers
  • this fandom doesn't have enough h/c
  • so i put on my big boy pants
  • just for you guys
  • brief references to robert's daddy issues
  • They're my favorite

  Summary

  Mandy purses her lips. “Please tell me you didn’t actually think you would just clock in and go to work like normal.”

  “Okay, I won’t,” Robert replies.

  OR: Robert gets mugged on the way to work by a teenager with a gun and decides that it's really not that bad.

  Series

  • Part 1 of robert robertson is absolute ironman, change my mind

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