6 Works in Cockblocking Ray Butani

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    Drabbles based on the prompts from Schitt's Creek Monthly Drabble Challenge on tumblr

    Title from Pocahontas "Colors of the Wind"

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    The boys head to the Brewer's for Christmas and some truths are revealed about Patrick's past. Is he lying? Is he hiding something? Is it all just one big misunderstanding? David, Marcy and Clint drag the truth out of him.

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    Another version of that fic where instead of staying with Stevie, David actually takes up Patrick's offer during "Stop Saying Lice!"

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    When something is so exciting, so important, that he just has to share, those are the times that boundaries get just the tiniest bit...overlooked.

    Or:

    The first time Ray walks in on David & Patrick in bed

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    Patrick comes up with a list of baby steps to get him into David's lap for the first time.

    Goal: Sit in David's lap.

    Step 1: Sit near David. Check!
    Step 2: Arm around David. Check!
    Step 3: Feet on David's lap.
    Step 4: Head in David's lap.
    Step 5: Sit in David's lap.

    Sounds easy enough, right?

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    Starting a new business is difficult, and if anyone knows this, it’s Ray. He just wants to help. An organized closet won’t fix everything, but it will ‘box up life’s unnecessary stress,’ as is says on Closets by Ray’s Facebook page.

    So that’s why Ray is standing in Patrick’s closet at midday on a Thursday: he’s strategizing, so he can come up with a definite plan for the space before he pitches the idea to Patrick.

    Patrick’s room actually has a much nicer closet than the master bedroom. It’s larger, for one thing, and has better lighting. The door is made of wood slats, which adds texture and interest to the room. Once it’s properly organized, it will look great on the Facebook page.

    Lost in thought, Ray doesn’t realize someone is in the house until he hears Patrick’s footsteps on the stairs.

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