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   Call Me Sweetspark by avoidghost

   Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers Generation One, Transformers: Prime  

   • Mature
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   • Work in Progress

   07 Mar 2026

   Tags

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   • Drift | Deadlock/Ratchet
   • Drift | Deadlock & Megatron
   • Optimus Prime & Ratchet
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Jetfire | Skyfire/Starscream (Transformers)
   • Brainstorm/Perceptor (Transformers)
   • Breakdown/Knock Out (Transformers)
   • Drift | Deadlock & Perceptor
   • Drift | Deadlock
   • Ratchet (Transformers)
   • Megatron (Transformers)
   • Optimus Prime
   • Flatline (Transformers)
   • Autobot Ensemble
   • Decepticon Ensemble
   • Original Alien Character(s)
   • Starscream (Transformers)
   • Knock Out (Transformers)
   • Jetfire | Skyfire (Transformers)
   • Thundercracker (Transformers)
   • Skywarp (Transformers)
   • Perceptor (Transformers)
   • Shockwave (Transformers)
   • Sunstreaker (Transformers)
   • Sideswipe (Transformers)
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Arranged Marriage
   • Minor Injuries
   • Implied/Referenced Drug Use
   • Slow Burn
   • Rating May Change
   • Major Character Injury
   • Alien Planet
   • Continuity Soup (Transformers)
   • Minor Original Character(s)
   • Continuity Merge (Mainly G1 and IDW with dashes of TFA and many headcanons)
   • deadlocks a lil pathetic and ratchets a lil hopeless romantic and oblivious but thats okay
   • Ratchet has "soft protoform" under his normal frame

   Summary

   Stranded on an alien planet, the Autobots and Decepticons need to enlist the help of the planets ruling species to heal their wounded and escape their inhospitable environment. However, the cost of aid is the cryptic trade of “A Bond.”

   Ratchet and Deadlock find themselves in a precarious situation, now playing “conjunxes-to-be” and pretending to be in love, while balancing the fates of their factions.

   But is it really an act?

   (Ratchlock fake relationship fic for both "Ratchlock Day" and a gift for several friends who really want this fic finished lol)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   37,418

   Chapters:

   6/?

   Comments:

   96

   Kudos:

   530

   Bookmarks:

   90

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   Bookmarked by 911papiRatchet

   10 Mar 2026

   Bookmarker's Tags:

   • Breasts
   • Mechs with breasts