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  1. Public Bookmark 31

    The Order of The Closed Fist by ,

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    24 Jan 2026

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    A loving homage to one of my favorite fics, Not A Mounted Dildo (But A Fuck Machine).

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    Crowley was staring blankly at the kettle as it began to heat up when an idea came to him. What if - rather than sneak around each other and act like masturbation was secretive and taboo - they just did it out in the open, at the same time? They were both straight, so it wasn't like it would change anything between them, and Crowley was sure he'd heard stories of straight men getting together to watch porn and jerk off. Yeah, that was the perfect solution! Now all he had to do was get Aziraphale on board. He heard the shower cut off and poured himself a cup of coffee as he considered his pitch.

    "Angel!" Crowley's greeting was full of cheer, his smile bright as he handed Aziraphale a perfectly crafted cup of tea.

    Aziraphale narrowed his eyes in distrust, "...what do you want?"

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    25 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 83

    Sugar and Spice by for Lurlur

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    20 Feb 2022

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    This year's Bake Off is off to an interesting start. With a new co-host with the personality of a wet sponge, two of the youngest contestants ever, and an unfairly attractive Star Baker, host Anthony Crowley might just be in over his head.

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    09 Jun 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 11

    The Love That Dares Not Speak by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    15 Dec 2019

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    Some things are too big for mere words

    31 Days of Ineffables Day 7 Silent Night

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  4. Public Bookmark 84

    Pull Up the Ladder When the Flood Comes by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    10 Jan 2025

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    Aziraphale’s face dawned with a sudden understanding. He knelt to the ground beside Crawley, slowly and purposefully, never breaking his gaze until his eyes flicked to Crawley’s wing. A silent question.

    Crawley did not answer for a long moment. He couldn’t breathe, his throat constricting in on itself. Did he trust this angel? Could he trust this angel? Did he really have enough faith in Aziraphale, who he had spent little to no time with since the Garden, to not harm these children?

    (Or: Crawley saves children during the Flood in Mesopotamia, and finds himself in an even more jeopardizing situation as he seeks out shelter. Aziraphale struggles with his own internal conflict, but attempts to help all the same.)

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    25 Feb 2025