AbstractedAvocado
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bloom before the dawn by nex_et_nox for WillowWispFlame
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Dec 2025
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“Bro, I’m so glad you’re awake,” Shang Qinghua says. “I’ve been hanging around for nearly two weeks now, seeing if you would wake up. I mean, I could sense you down there, but I had no idea when you were going to crawl your way out. From what I could tell, your body seemed pretty well-formed, but I don’t know when you died, whether it was before me and you had some issues settling in or if it was after me or—“
“Help me get the rest of the way out of this hole,” Shen Qingqiu says. He’s going to break into a cold sweat soon if Shang Qinghua doesn’t stop implying that he doesn’t know what happened either.or: Both Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu die and wake up in their Sun and Moon Dew Mushroom bodies, without any clue as to who, what, when, where, why, or how this happened. Predictably, shenanigans ensue.
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04 Feb 2026
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I want to have sex with my partner, but I can’t do it. by N1_Lillian_Madwhip_Fan
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
27 Aug 2025
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u/onibologi312 points · 20 days ago
"unique face" bro just call him ugly
u/iwanttogohome 20 points · 20 days ago
They're not
u/alexis2024 251 points · 20 days ago
you literally went onto reddit and basically announced that your partner is so hideous that your cock goes limp every time you see their face
Kim Soleum can’t have sex because of Jaheon’s lizard face. He goes to reddit instead of communicating with his boyfriend.
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- Part 2 of Social Media Fics!
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01 Feb 2026
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/pidw BINGCUM by bunnyiling
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Nov 2025
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[NEW POST] IF BINGHE CAME TO THE MODERN WORLD, WHERE WOULD HE BUY CONDOMS?
↪ [JusticeForQiuHaitang] Okay but why would Luo Binghe need condoms?!
↪ [Peerless Cucumber OP] Right, so if, hypothetically, Luo Binghe watched Star Wars movies and became interested because of the dynamics and emotional tension between Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker due to their master/disciple relationship, and then discovered that glow-in-the-dark condoms exist, meaning he could pretend he has a lightsaber between his legs… where would he find such a condom if his member is about 35cm?
↪ [BornToBeTrophyWifeForcedToBeDemonEmperor] What master and disciple relationship???
↪ [Immortal Cucumber] DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
↪ [GreatestBingCumShipper] I got you, my friend. [link] They come in red and blue.
or: bingzu, binghe, bingge, shen yuan pre-svsss and shen yuan post-svsss talk in a pidw forum (and they help bingzu to find a sy too)
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28 Jan 2026
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/pidw u/ImmortalCucumber by girlswholikegirlsruletheworld
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Jan 2026
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(a fic inspired by bunnyiling's \pidw BINGCUM !)
— [LesbianLiuMingyan] all I learned from this thread is that cucumber-bro could also be a harem master
— [LesbianNingYingYing] what I learned is that the older Cucumber has a type
— [GreatestBingCumShipper] what I learned is that he's no longer denying that he's gay ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/
— [ImmortalCucumber OP] you know what? fuck you, come here, I'll beat you up
— [BornToBeTrophyWifeForcedToBeDemonEmperor] gege that's cheating (｡•́︿•̀｡) you're only allowed to beat me up
(shen qingqiu and bingmei come to live in the modern world and meet shen yuan and luo bingge, and of course they immediately make their respective relationships the business of the pidw forums)
Chapter 11: Bingzu meets his cucumber, embarrasses himself, and the other Bings are failing at not being brothers. Shen Qingqiu is obsessed with Bingmei and Shen Yuan is appalled.
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28 Jan 2026
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Error! File Corrupted. Overwrite? by BrilliantLady for 4TigerLilies
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jan 2026
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It only takes a few minutes after transmigrating for Shen Yuan to realise something isn’t quite right with his assigned System. It’s not the impersonal assistant that webnovels had taught him a transmigrator could expect to receive. Instead, his System is the snarky, outraged former inhabitant of his current body. Shen Jiu is not happy about any of this!
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27 Jan 2026