AbstractedAvocado
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When Kankuro wakes up it’s in a room he doesn’t recognize with a view from the window he does.
Only problem is the Playhouse’s storage facility was torn down eight years before the war began.
The time-travel fic literally no one asked for but I wrote anyway!
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- Part 1 of Rasa And The Cat
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25 Apr 2026
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Wolf and cub (Or how small children became the new must have missing nin accessory) by Dissenter
Fandoms: Naruto
04 Sep 2022
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A slightly unhinged Kakashi finds two year old Naruto being beaten up, and decides the best course of action is to kidnap him and go on the run. Hilarity ensues. Other ninjas follow Kakashi's example. Zabuza has no idea how he ended up giving all these Konoha ninja parenting classes.
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- 27/?
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22 Apr 2026
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You would think it would be difficult to accidentally rob a bank! So did I.
(From a post by Feynites: “I’d like to see John Mulaney play a live action Riddler. But not, like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’.”)
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22 Apr 2026
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When you decide to save the world but can't reach the kitchen sink by JKblue
Fandoms: Naruto
12 May 2025
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Sasuke wakes up in a teeny tiny body ...and proceeds to make it everyone else's problem.
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21 Apr 2026
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She didn't ask to be Haruno Sakura, but if she has to deal with being her, then so will everyone else.
Or: like a river, we get swept up in the moment (all things are in flux)
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- 18/?
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18 Apr 2026