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• I'm Brave Enough to Fight the Enemy by AdvancedApologies

  Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • F/M, M/M
  • Work in Progress

  13 Jun 2017

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
  • Kíli (Tolkien)/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies)
  • Gimli (Son of Glóin)/Legolas Greenleaf
  • Frodo Baggins & Merry Brandybuck & Sam Gamgee & Pippin Took
  • EVERYONE OKAY
  • Thorin's Company
  • Frodo Baggins
  • Pippin Took
  • Merry Brandybuck
  • Sam Gamgee
  • The Fellowship of the Ring
  • with some slight changes - Character
  • bilbo and thorin are in love but stupid about it
  • hobbits are chill parents
  • this is gonna be long
  • Angst
  • battles
  • Eventual Relationships
  • Eventual Happy Ending
  • oh shit the one ring
  • bilbo is so done save him
  • more tags once the story really gets going
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • canon is ignored basically

  Summary

  The Battle of the Five Armies ends less tragically, and Middle Earth barely survives the combined efforts of so many meddling mortals surrounding the issue of The One Ring.

  AKA the one where small hobbits decide the Shire is overrated and end up in Erebor, where they learn un-hobbitish things and decide that Sauron is stupid and easy to fool. This does not go well, and Bilbo is going to punch whoever let them meet Fili and Kili.

  TLDR; Bilbo suffers, hobbits are not good at planning, the Valar laugh, and the Fellowship sets out to destroy evil... or something like that.

  Language:

  English

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  Chapters:

  4/?

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• A Hobbit's Text-Log, by Bilbo Peer-Pressured-Into-Correct-Grammar Baggins by AdvancedApologies

  Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  23 Aug 2016

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
  • Drogo Baggins/Primula Brandybuck
  • Bilbo Baggins & Primula Brandybuck
  • Fíli & Kíli
  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Thorin Oakenshield
  • Fíli (Tolkien)
  • Kíli (Tolkien)
  • Dís (Tolkien)
  • Primula Brandybuck
  • Bofur (Tolkien)
  • literally everyone at some point im sure
  • boy howdy this is dumb
  • tags to be added as i think of them
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • Wrong Number AU
  • thorin is a dork who texts using correct grammar pass it on
  • bilbo is a teacher who doesnt want to text right but does except when hes upset
  • prim is pregnant and bilbo is not ready for this
  • there will be no angst here even tho i want there to be
  • seriously this is so dumb
  • DURINS HAVE A DRUNK TRADITION THAT RESULTS IN SHITTY CONTACT NAMES
  • prim and dis are terrifying
  • fili and kili are lil shits
  • put them all together and thorin suffers
  • bilbo goes from ??? to !!! in three seconds flat
  • this is nonsense that helps me relieve stress
  • im already regretting posting this tbh
  • who knows what tech theyre using bc i certainly dont

  Summary

  Bilbo, a summary--

  To: UNKNOWN NUMBER (7:24 AM)
  your not prim

  To: UNKNOWN NUMBER (7:24 AM)
  fuck

  To: UNKNOWN NUMBER (7:24 AM)
  i mean frick

  To: UNKNOWN NUMBER (7:24 AM)
  pls dont be a child

  Thorin, a summary--

  To: Drunk Teacher (4:08 PM)
  I was wondering if I could ask you your name? I would respond in kind, of course.

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  Language:

  English

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  Chapters:

  2/?

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