2 Works by AdvancedApologies
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I'm Brave Enough to Fight the Enemy by AdvancedApologies
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
13 Jun 2017
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The Battle of the Five Armies ends less tragically, and Middle Earth barely survives the combined efforts of so many meddling mortals surrounding the issue of The One Ring.
AKA the one where small hobbits decide the Shire is overrated and end up in Erebor, where they learn un-hobbitish things and decide that Sauron is stupid and easy to fool. This does not go well, and Bilbo is going to punch whoever let them meet Fili and Kili.
TLDR; Bilbo suffers, hobbits are not good at planning, the Valar laugh, and the Fellowship sets out to destroy evil... or something like that.
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A Hobbit's Text-Log, by Bilbo Peer-Pressured-Into-Correct-Grammar Baggins by AdvancedApologies
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
23 Aug 2016
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Bilbo, a summary--
To: UNKNOWN NUMBER (7:24 AM)
your not primTo: UNKNOWN NUMBER (7:24 AM)
fuckTo: UNKNOWN NUMBER (7:24 AM)
i mean frickTo: UNKNOWN NUMBER (7:24 AM)
pls dont be a childThorin, a summary--
To: Drunk Teacher (4:08 PM)
I was wondering if I could ask you your name? I would respond in kind, of course.DELETE MESSAGE?
{YES} {NO}
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