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joooooooork mimimimi by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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Being forced onto a spaceship against your will and flung light years away from your home planet in order to save your species from an extinction-level event is a pretty stressful ordeal. Now that the Beetle probes are on their way back to Earth, and the Hail Mary is on a two month journey back to save Rocky from his taumoeba infestation, Ryland is left with a lot of empty time to process the stress and remember how to relax. Most effectively by masturbating. However, his new found self-care routine is abruptly halted after intercepting with the Blip-A as Ryland relearns exactly what it was like to live with no privacy or personal space.
His body hasn't gotten the memo that Ryland absolutely cannot be jerking off in the same spaceship with an alien who can 'see' through walls and watches him sleep every night.
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01 May 2026
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the ideal husband by cinnamonsalt
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
21 Apr 2026
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“...nope.” Grace pulled the quilt farther up on his shuddering body, then turned his back to him. “Nope- oh, no, no, absolutely not. Nope.”
“For sci-encee,” Rocky whined, actually whined, practically pawing at the edge of the bed, and Grace whipped back to face him, eyes squinted in the dark.
“I don't buy that, Rock.” Rocky wilted with the sentiment. God, he was pushy- and if Eridians could evolve to have puppy dog eyes, Grace was convinced Rocky would be at the forefront of that development. “Not for a second. Y’know, you’ve been-”
“How will Rocky possibly know how to please, if no?”
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Doctor Ryland Grace feels as if he's being hunted. Rocky is very aware of Doctor Ryland Grace's feelings.
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01 May 2026
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Earth's #1 Xenobiologist (Rocky wears the strap) by beakus-freakus (Trixree)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
24 Apr 2026
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If this record is a confession, let it be a complete one: the human-thinking-machine Rocky was gifted has everything on it. With the aid of the device Rocky had made back aboard the Mary that translates light on Grace’s human-visual displays to texture on Rocky’s Eridian-sonar display, accessing all of humanity’s combined wisdom is as easy as making a database query.
Rocky consumes approximately 1,600 Earth-hours of human pornography before the ship’s engines cease to function, leaving it dead and stranded in space. Again.
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30 Apr 2026
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a cure for boredom by onemoresomething
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
26 Apr 2026
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“What human do when restless, question?” Rocky asks me from his starfish position. I half-ass one last sit-up, then flop onto my back, mirroring him.
“Uh. Depends on the human, I guess,” I say, chest rising and falling as I recover my breath. I wrack my brain for examples. “Exercise, mostly. Like going for a walk, or to the gym—that’s a special building just for exercising. Or, you know you can play sport, go dancing, have sex—”
Rocky perks up at that last word, and I immediately regret it.
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30 Apr 2026
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Chain, Keep Us Together by lucanidsoap
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
28 Apr 2026
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To amuse myself—admittedly, grown tired of this monotonous routine—I've decided to punish my human for his chain-making incompetence. I wordlessly stood up, restrained Grace with the length of chain I had just produced, and forced him down onto the ground. He protested, but the knowing dilation of blood vessels within his sex organ betrayed his words as it became erect.
I allowed my ventral seam to split open. Mercury dribbled all over his lower body, his clothed erection. I held his hips down, forced open his garments, and sank down onto him without acknowledging a word.
I resumed the chain-making process.
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30 Apr 2026
