AliceAsInMad



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    The Triwizard Tournament is over.
    Draco Malfoy, in a fit of vengeful grief, attempts sketchy blood magic against Harry Potter whilst drunk.
    When he wakes up he finds, to his dismay, that it seems to have worked.
    ~.~

     

    Despite the title and mature themes, this story is not especially dark overall, and the author doesn't enjoy writing about horrible things unless it gets better before too long. It will pass through dark places on occasion, but not altogether without a light.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    After Draco Malfoy suffers an attack from a dangerous beast (Buckbeak) and is prohibited from playing until his arm gets better, he is reduced to a commentator, which means he can now comment on each of Harry Potter's quidditch blunders for the entire school to hear.

    Starring Draco Malfoy, a very-not-biased quidditch commentator, and Harry Potter, a very-not-good flirt.

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    29 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Then Harry wiped his thumb over his cheek, across his mouth, and Draco reflexively opened his lips to lick it.

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    Harry has large, nice hands, and Draco wants them in his mouth.

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    23 May 2026

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    “I want you to scream my name, yell, be noisy as much as you want to be. Let everyone know who’s making you feel this way” Harry whispered behind his ear, his teeth grazing his helix, “I want to hear you beg for me”

    Draco was already nodding furiously even before Harry can finish his sentence, “Please. Please, Harry—oooh”

    He moaned when Harry tugged on his hair once more, his head leaning against Harry’s shoulder and as he looked up at him, he met the eyes that’s not all so sweet now.

    There’s more. Foreign things he is seeing for the very first time.

    “It’s daddy for you, kitten”

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    23 May 2026

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    Things I can fit in my mouth:
    Eight large marshmallows
    Two golden kiwi ((the fruit) not that kind of fruit)
    Most of Pansy Parkinson's Fist
    The end of a Coke can

    Things I'd like to fit in my mouth:
    Harry Potter's dick
    An entire chocolate and toffee muffin from that place on Upper St
    Harry Potter's balls
    A very nice glass of Merlot ((I'm not terribly fussy) but I lie)
    Harry Potter's dick AND balls

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    23 May 2026