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   Improving your parenting with the powers of god (and a lot of sex, apparently) by an_actual_garbage_fire

   Fandoms: Dream SMP  

   • Explicit
   • Underage Sex
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   23 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Underage Sex
   • TommyInnit/Phil Watson | Philza
   • Wilbur Soot/Phil Watson | Philza
   • Clay | Dream/TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Clay | Dream/Phil Watson | Philza
   • Ranboo/Toby Smith | Tubbo/TommyInnit
   • Phil Watson | Philza/Ranboo/Toby Smith | Tubbo/Tommyinnit
   • Jschlatt/Toby Smith | Tubbo
   • Phil Watson | Philza
   • Wilbur Soot
   • TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Toby Smith | Tubbo
   • Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Sancho (Sleep Deprived Podcast)
   • Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Good Parent Phil Watson | Philza
   • debatably
   • Phil Watson | Philza is Wilbur Soot and Technoblade and TommyInnit's Parent
   • Father/Son Incest
   • Parent/Child Incest
   • Consensual Underage Sex
   • cock nursing
   • Phil Watson | Philza Has a Large Penis
   • Come Inflation
   • Come Eating
   • Tommyinnit Has a Large Penis
   • Extremely Underage
   • Unreasonable amounts of cum used in even more unreasonable ways
   • Cum Utility
   • at least that's what I call it
   • Male Lactation
   • Piss Drinking
   • Impregnation
   • Pregnancy
   • Mpreg | Male Pregnancy
   • Trans Mpreg | Trans Male Pregnancy
   • Kind Of
   • secret third thing
   • Inbreeding Kink
   • woah that's not a tag?
   • Bestiality
   • because yall asked politely
   • Cervix Penetration
   • HOWD I EVEN FORGET THAT IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME
   • Jschlatt and Toby Smith | Tubbo are Siblings
   • Sancho is their cousin

   Summary

   Phil is given a book as a tool for his sudden ascension to godhood, and immediately uses it to fix his mistakes as a parent. Right after he writes a dick joke, anyways.

   Turns out changing all of human society and culture with the powers of god can have unintended consequences. Phil is not prepared for the horniness, but he'd do anything for his kids.

   It's kind of awesome, so he's not that concerned.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   123,086

   Chapters:

   10/?

   Comments:

   142

   Kudos:

   122

   Bookmarks:

   20

   Hits:

   9,162

   Bookmarked by Aml42119

   02 Jan 2026

   Bookmarker's Tags:

   • Smut