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I Never Understood Anything At All by ArtlessComedic
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
29 Oct 2024
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But I think that I forgot every single emotion I've ever had.
"I don't know. I didn't really see them. I did see them as like, an obstacle for sure."
Other people are not just moving targets. Troy doesn't consciously think they are, but he forgets they aren't.
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And Now I'm Swimming With Piranhas by ArtlessComedic
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
20 Jul 2024
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A couple villains kidnap a hero-in-training, and I do the prime force dirty, sorry guys.
"We're holding you hostage, and trading you back to the heroes in exchange for money and cool weapons."
"Oh. Uh.....no, that's okay. Thanks, though."Completed, will post a new chapter every friday! Also wanna give the BIGGEST thanks in the world to ghostieZone, who supported me, encouraged me, and corrected the very few grammar mistakes in this fic. Thanks, man :]
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they're blood bonded, dude!! the power of love prevails!!!
just a little thing I wrote before everything went tits-up and after the blood bonding thing
title from Drive It Like You Stole It, by Sing Street
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Philza, captain of the good ship Empire, can speak many, many, many languages. He knows the dialects, and the traditions, and the body language of thousands of planets and species.
So does Tommy.
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you (m) have a good time getting strung up and pumped full by something unseen. something...tentacled.
no beta readers we die like men
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Courtly romance: A European medieval literary genre that emphasizes nobility and chivalry. Oftentimes, courtly romances are extramarital, as love was not a major consideration in noble marriages. Courtly romances, in turn, emphasize love over status or power.
Or: He was a knight. She was his king. Could I make it any more obvious?
During negotiations before the Final Control Room, Eret agreed to marry Dream in order to legitimize their position as king once the title was passed over. Arranged marriages are not unheard of, especially in solidifying power; some couples even fall in love. Almost two years later, they are… regretting it, to put it lightly. After a blowup fight on the eve of the Manberg-Pogtopia War, Dream assigns Punz, his most loyal knight, to be Eret’s personal bodyguard. Political negotiations, deeds of valor, meetings in walled gardens, and endless adventure to avoid detection ensue.
(3/10/25 edit: this fic has been updated to include Early Modern English pronouns to indicate formality. Link to the Modern English version is inside.)
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25 Feb 2026
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The Fanfiction Where Randy Gets Put On Death Row by Bandtrees, Hatsunoid
Fandoms: Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim (Visual Novel)
23 Jan 2026
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After being utterly humiliated in front of his beautiful green lover during a subway mugging, Randy Jade decides to finally take his life into his own hands. Unfortunately, his plans to do so are doomed to go wrong in ways nobody could have ever predicted, least of all Randy.
Welcome one and all, to The Fanfiction Where Randy Gets Put On Death Row.
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06 Feb 2026
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Spencer tentatively accepts Stan's offer to let them possess his body just once, and gets far more than they bargained for. They can't deny what they are any longer.
Or, after Spencer's untimely death at the hands of their ex's haunted TV, they haunt their own body and try to live as normal. After more than a week, it gets difficult to ignore how awful it has gotten to continue.
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28 Jan 2026
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Down-on-his-luck pawn shop owner, Stan G. Stanton, sees his miserable $4.99 life take a turn for the strange when a CRT he digs out from the trash reveals itself to be haunted, haunted, and haunted by a ghostly and irrelevant TV show host from the 90s.
This is not about that.
This is, instead, about their friend they accidentally got killed.
2 Dead 2 Air is an AU that diverges from ecto-hazard's Dead Air AU where Tenna, when trying to hide Spamton's Blue Addison friend away, accidentally kills them instead. Specifically, the divergence point is at the end of this comic.
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24 Nov 2025
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How do you field dress a bird? Well, it’s a bit of a different process from field-dressing larger game, but the principle is largely the same. It’s the kind of thing that feels difficult when you learn about it, but becomes quite simple once you actually get to doing it. All you really need is a good, sturdy, sharp knife, and perhaps some rope or string to keep things in place. From there, it’s a lot more intuitive than you’d probably think. Just keep your cuts precise and try to organize your workstation. It’s easy.
Of course, dead game doesn’t squirm so much, but there’s not much a creature so small can do.OR: Puppetification is a brutal process. That's it.
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20 Nov 2025