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   The Dummy's Guide to Surviving Life With The Shape of Haddonfield by PriestessKhu

   Fandoms: Halloween (1978), Halloween (2018)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   16 Sep 2020

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Michael Myers/Reader
   • Michael Myers
   • relationship with a slasher
   • Reader Owns A Cat
   • reader suffers from mental illnesses
   • Chubby Reader
   • reader wears glasses
   • bipolar depression disorder
   • Anxiety Disorder
   • Panic Attacks
   • Anxiety Attacks
   • Mentions of past verbal abuse
   • mentions of past emotional abuse
   • Slow Burn
   • Humor
   • Swearing
   • minor canon divergence only because Michael was never caught
   • takes place some time in the 80's
   • 1978 Michael
   • Michael is a warning of his own
   • Almost forgot to add that the reader is pagan in this one
   • no specific deities involved
   • Choking
   • Blood
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Attempted Rape/Non-Con
   • Murder

   Summary

   In this handy guide, we will be teaching you how to coexist with the one and only Michael Myers without getting stabbed or turned into part of a hanging light fixture. However, given the subject of this guide, your blood may have already stained this page before you got the chance to read this far.

   Oh well.

   Gold star for trying, though.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   32,510

   Chapters:

   3/3

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   Bookmarked by Mara (Azumar)

   03 May 2022