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SpongeBob and Squidward are suddenly saddled with twin baby octopuses as their mother arrives at SpongeBob's doorstep and dies after giving birth. Squidward is determined to find the babies' real family even though their only lead is a small pendant their mother wore. Little do they know just how much their lives are about to change.
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Lovino's days aboard a Spanish ship are always the same, then he meets a mystical creature he can't help but be drawn to.
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It was supposed to just be a trip to Italy, wasn't it? Mobile MMORPGs aren't supposed to be this realistic.
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It's Valentine's Day at the acclaimed World High School. It seems like everyone has somebody except Gilbert. Unless...?
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Lovino keeps getting his neighbor's pizza. He objects to Gilbert's chosen toppings.
Written for estehtarik for the Prumano Secret Santa 2015
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Powered by foolhardy ambition, Stanford Pines was on the precipice of fully realising his Grand Unified Theory of Weird when divine inspiration struck. Cajoled into building an interdimensional portal by his otherworldly muse, our plucky protagonist was loathe to call in his old college buddy, reluctant to invite the vultures of the scientific community to descend upon his venture. Creating a loophole, Stanford fashioned a body for his flighty inspiration, pinning down the transcendental insight of Bill Cipher, intending to partner on this exciting new project, in more ways than one.
A wise man would have told him this was a stupid idea.
But wise men never fall in love, so how are they to know?
A canon divergent sci-fi rom-com detailing the span of events between building a body for your dream boy to watching him end the world. Featuring hits such as: discarding a lie, rejecting the truth and the mortifying ordeal of being known.
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- Part 1 of Knowing Me Knowing You
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21 Sep 2025
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“I can’t hurt your family, huh? You’re clever Fordsy, that’s why I like you so much!” Bill dissolved the triangular cage surrounding Ford and Stan, and Stan dashed to sweep up Dipper and Mabel protectively. Bill caught Ford in a waist dip, “You know how I love a little ‘will-they-won’t-they-destroy-the-world’ in a galactic takeover!”
In a moment of quick thinking, Ford Pines has tricked Bill into a deal that protects his family from Bill's wrath. Stan Pines tries to balance keeping it together for the kids, protecting a hostage Ford, and beating Bill at his mind games.
As for Bill Cipher, well, the demon can't for the life of him figure why everyone thinks he's actually in love with his former science partner. It's a joke, guys!
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05 Sep 2025
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He's a washed-up conman, you're young and directionless. Together, you and Stanley are a match made on the curb.
Basically, what if Stan wasn't entirely alone during his StanCo years? What if he had at least one person he could rely on? What if you were that person? This is a wholly self indulgent series of yours and Stan's past together, throughout the years of on-again-off-again adventures and road trips with our favourite 'entrepreneur'.
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07 Aug 2025
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Kris has never been good at school. Well, they were smart enough to understand what they were learning, it's just that doing the actual work has always been a struggle. now that their grades are dropping lower than ever, their mom decided it was time for a change. Enter Berdly, their new tutor. This can only lead to good things.
AKA Kris and berdly now have to spend every day with each other after school and Kris is NOT having it.
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15 Jul 2025
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You've been working for Mr. Pines for quite awhile at the Mystery Shack, and as you start to feel the summer heat, and menopause was starting to want to rear its ugly head, your body has decided you need to fuck the boss...The guy that is a pain in your ass.
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11 Jul 2025