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After the warehouse fight, Smith wakes up in a Construct, tied to a chair. Neo gives him a choice.
(AKA: post-Resurrections, Smith dreams up an elaborate brainwashing kink fantasy)
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01 Feb 2026
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Zim tries to hide from Keef in the men’s bathroom, and runs into a crying Dib. Apparently, he just realized he’s aroace. Zim doesn’t see what the problem is.
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At 16, Eric finds out his mom is a witch and is introduced to her coven.
Ten years later, he moves back to South Park after his relationship turns sour, looking for a fresh start. He moves in next door to Kyle, who is a lot more handsome than Eric remembers. For the average person, getting their rival/best friend to fall in love with them would be tricky. But it should be a piece of cake for a witch like Eric, right?
(ON HIATUS)
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Cartman decides to enter a drag contest to win a $5,000 first prize. Kyle has a crisis. Stan and Kenny are there for moral support.
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Stan once asked him after a particularly gruesome fight why he even bothered to hang out with Cartman. Kyle shrugged and said that Cartman was fun sometimes. Stan had looked mildly unconvinced but dropped it, not wanting to pursue any further.
Truth is, he likes the fights. Kyle has been a goody-goody, straight-A, golden boy for most, if not all, of his life. Cartman is his foil, the one who brings out the worst in him, but in Kyle’s mind, that’s for the better. It’s so unbelievably boring to continue to play the part of “good kid” all the time, and the only sense of thrill he gets in this godforsaken town is when he’s fighting Cartman, whether it be verbally or physically.
(in which Kyle discovers that maybe he likes fighting Cartman a little too much)
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20 Jan 2026