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    Benrey opened his eyes. And then closed them. And then opened them again. There was no change, which was weird. Above them was the same black nothingness whether their eyes were open or closed. With monumental effort, he lifted his hand and waved it in front of his eyes and crossed “going blind for mysterious reasons” off the list of explanations for what was happening. They also started a new mental list titled “why my body hurt so bad” because ow, why the fuck did lifting their arm a few inches make their whole body ache.

    “Seriously, can I not catch a single break? Ever?”

    Oh yeah, something had woken him up. A voice, ranting within earshot of them. That’s three out of five senses secured, win for Benrey.

    He sat up slowly, groaning when that proved even harder than lifting his arm. They rubbed their face as their brain started kicking into gear. The voice that had woken him was loud, irritated, and familiar.

    The spark of recognition lit in their brain and their head snapped up so fast something in their neck popped. Ow, fuck, that hurt, but he had a bigger problem. That bigger problem was Gordon Freeman standing ten feet away from them in the void.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    “Is Papa Benny picking me up today?” Joshua asked between mouthfuls of Cocoa Puffs. “Last week I told my friends he sings colors, but they don’t believe me, so I wanna show ‘em when he picks me up.”

    “I don’t think you should be runnin’ around advertising Benrey’s sweet voice, kiddo,” Gordon replied as he poured his cup of coffee from the pot. After a moment, though, his brain processed his son’s sentiment in reverse, and he almost dropped his mug at the realization. “Wait, wait, wait, did you say Papa Benny?”

    AKA: oh god gordons in too deep now isnt he.

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    29 Jun 2024

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    Gordon Freeman's the new fisherman for a small local town in the coasts. Unfortunately for him, he's about to learn that the coasts are far more dangerous than he bargained for, and that things aren't exactly normal when sailing the seas. Horrible creatures lurk in the deep, some stranger than others, and Gordon's about to meet them one way or another.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    Benrey takes a bite outta Gordan and now? Gordan has got to figure his new life. What's a man to do when he becomes whatever creature his crush is?

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    15 Mar 2026

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    “Hopps… Wilde… I'm generous enough to let you use those stupid pet names during undercover assignments” the buffalo narrowed his eyes at them. “But this is a police precinct. So if you don't turn the PDA down I will make sure HR gives you hell with the Consensual Relationship Agreement forms and separate you for a month. Are we clear?”

    “Of course sir we- say what now?”

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    13 Mar 2026