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Kyle finally fucking snaps. (Un)Fortunately, Cartman comes to his rescue.
This is Cartmans Little Red Book Two: Electric Boogaloo, but it can mostly be read independently.
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- Part 2 of CLRB
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09 Jan 2026
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Kenny discovers a mysterious mind-control powder on the darknet. Kyle is against testing it until Stan suggests Cartman as a test subject and Kyle as his master.
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09 Jan 2026
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“You’re fucking psycho,” Kyle manages, voice muffled.
“But you’re hard.”
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19 Oct 2025
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Wendy and Stan have broken up and Eric's been in love with Kyle for pretty much ever. Things'll work out eventually, though. They always do.
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11 May 2025
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Stan once asked him after a particularly gruesome fight why he even bothered to hang out with Cartman. Kyle shrugged and said that Cartman was fun sometimes. Stan had looked mildly unconvinced but dropped it, not wanting to pursue any further.
Truth is, he likes the fights. Kyle has been a goody-goody, straight-A, golden boy for most, if not all, of his life. Cartman is his foil, the one who brings out the worst in him, but in Kyle’s mind, that’s for the better. It’s so unbelievably boring to continue to play the part of “good kid” all the time, and the only sense of thrill he gets in this godforsaken town is when he’s fighting Cartman, whether it be verbally or physically.
(in which Kyle discovers that maybe he likes fighting Cartman a little too much)
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11 May 2025