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“Hmmm, so, Al, I was thinking… It’s clear that for some reason you want me to divide from Vel and Val, and considering how everything is playing out, I’m willing to do that for you.” A claw ran down Alastor’s neck, but the radio demon kept himself perfectly still. “I just think that in return, I could use a—oh, how did you put it?—a teensy-weensy little condition, maybe two~!”
“Curiosity compels me to ask, what are those conditions?” Alastor asked, his tone carefully even as he raised an eyebrow.
“Just do me the favor of actually taking down that little protective barrier that doesn’t allow my cameras to work for the broadcast, and, at some point, I think a little lip-lock on stage would be absolutely perfect. After all, name something that could make that Princess feel worse?! Imagine the look on her fucking face! Her first little tenant was always a spy, her father told to get lost and then captured due to her own actions, and on top of that her first employee forced into such a position of pain for him—it would be utterly beautiful.”
Stay silent, Lucifer, Alastor demanded mentally.
Oneshot Post S2Ep6
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31 Jan 2026
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It's A Bug, Not A Feature by Snorp_Lord for silverpaintedwings
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
06 Jan 2026
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Alastor is, apparently, the only one in the relationship not terrified of bugs.
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31 Jan 2026
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Now is the part for the radio station! by NonAnon3rd (ToastTheInkling)
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
16 Jan 2026
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Messing around with Applemedia post season two. All of this works together.
Vox refuses to believe he's worth caring for as he tries to drag himself out of the slump he'd been in since the incident.
Alastor doesn't know how to let people care about him in fear of being hurt, he's got a plan... probably.
Lucifer is trying to be the overly involved therapist who has no idea what he's doing because he's just as bad.
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Are you so sure you tamed me? by NonAnon3rd (ToastTheInkling)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
16 Jan 2026
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Alastor’s ruts were always intense. But he dealt with it. Usually. Usually violence was enough, rip apart a few dozen people and the pain would go away.
But, for some godforsaken reason, that wasn't working. Something had fundamentally changed.
Thankfully, he has two partners that are all too willing to help him in other ways.
No seriously. They were way too excited about the whole concept. It was kind of weird. He’d hold that over their heads forever though. Because they were weird. The freaks.
At least they were endearing freaks.//The Alastor rut fic. We all get one.
///Chapter one is Alastor POV, second is Vox POV for some stuff we don’t see. (Ch2 is very short)Series
- Part 5 of Now is the part for the radio station!
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When Alastor died, all he ever wanted was to be free and be entertained. Death was forever, and forever was long and boring. And that boredom had become one thing he truly feared now.
But, as the old saying goes, be careful what you wish for.
Little did he know that one day a child with the smile of pure sunshine was going to be at his door step and somehow drag him into a deeper world of Hell's politics. Not just the battles of Overlords of Pentagram City, but the games played behind the curtains of Hell's seven rings.
One thing is sure though, he was going to be thoroughly entertained.
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