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If You Don't Have Store-Bought Character Growth, Homemade is Fine by Margo_Kim
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Feb 2025
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When Shen Qingqiu fails his first mission, he loses the opportunity to unfreeze the OOC function. He has to go through the events of the story in-character as the original goods. He's sure that he's definitely getting human sticked until he stumbles onto a possible solution: if it's out-of-character to not be evil, what if the scum villain got some character development?
Meanwhile, Luo Binghe is getting paranoid that his Shizun has started being nice to him. In a really mean way.
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The Family You Choose (is better?) by number1trashenthusiast
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Mar 2026
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Lilith has returned. She has all the cards in her hands and Alastor's invisible leash wrapped around her perfect fingers - but no one who has played poker with Alastor would suggest counting him out before the game is over.
Alastor has faced some of the greatest evils that have ever existed - has stood firm in back alleys against overlords stronger than him, has several times dodged exorcist spears and even divine guitars.
He is NOT going to be defeated by a fucking HOTEL ROOM and the desperate housewife from HELL.
Alternative summary: Alastor spends a sizeable amount of time locked in single combat with a hotel room door, Vaggie grows as a person, Lucifer Morningstar is Very Concerned that his ex-wife and current-whatever may be getting along too well, Charlie spends a lot of time being confused, Frederick von Eldrich comes out of retirement with style, the Archangel Michael develops a headache, and Vox attempts to de-bug his conscience.
There are also copious musical references for no good reason whatsoever.
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- Part 2 of The Friends that Ruin You
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28 Jul 2025
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gotta love blitz, hes managed to piss off everyone everywhere all at once // distraction accomplished // i can imagine potential hotel folk walking up to the door, sensing the complete square dance of tomfoolery shit show that is going on in the lobby and just turning on their heel and walking away // the goddamn aura this hotel must have // there is psychological warfare occuring at levels that would flatten a suburb going on in there rn // so close yet so far // really wishing someone would clue lucifer in its getting painful // fuck her luci // fred :'( pls come back you cant die that easy // damn it // fred!! my boy!! i knew you couldnt be dead // really what was the game plan here Lilith // things are looking up people!! // jesus christ send a messenger pigeon or something // AHHH // once again, gotta love blitz // girl dont do it // GIRL DONT DO IT // thank god for vox? I guess? // just kidding he's charmed me // chapter 38
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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by Snoweylily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Mar 2026
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“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
“That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
Harry didn't like the sound of that.
“But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
“Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.
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17 Dec 2025
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taking relationship advice from a snake is a choice // chapter 121
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Shen Jiu’s New Life as a Mother by special_little_cornflake
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Mar 2026
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Arson, murder and… motherhood? After succumbing to a qi deviation, the notorious child abuser Shen Qingqiu wakes up in a body of a prostitute. Not only is he weak, female and lacking any cultivation, worst of all, he is required to take care of his new body’s child. At least he’s read the book, so he knows what’s going to come.
Meanwhile, Meng Yao is trying to figure out which powerful cultivator is his father. It’s surprisingly difficult.
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The Scum Villain's Loss-Prevention Opportunity by stardust_falling
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Mar 2026
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After enduring years of torture at the vengeful hands of his former disciple, Shen Qingqiu, the once-proud lord of Cang Qiong Shan’s second peak, has been reduced to nothing more than a lifeless husk. When at last he succumbs to his injuries, he readily welcomes his death, hoping that, finally, everything would at least be over.
But that wouldn’t be the case. Somehow, moments after his consciousness fades for the last time, he wakes up again.
Now, Shen Qingqiu finds himself over ten years in the past, when Cang Qiong Shan was still the top sect of the cultivation world, Yue Qingyuan was alive and well, and the Demon Emperor Luo Binghe was no more than a fourteen-year-old disciple of Qing Jing Peak.
Shen Qingqiu has one goal— keep the past from repeating itself and make sure Yue Qingyuan doesn't meet the same fate.
But he runs into a few problems with his plan: Luo Binghe is somehow impossible to kill, and no matter how he tries to push him away, Yue Qingyuan still refuses to leave Shen Qingqiu alone.- Language:
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Bookmarked by BurnBritain
03 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
we are at the trial! // yue qi backstory reveal // fhe awkward in-bwtween period between fucking and figuring out if you are dating // chapter 128