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The Outcast Prince by Calamity Butterfly (Calamity_Butterfly)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Aug 2023
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“The Mobei-Jun rises from his throne, eyes glowing white as his voice takes on the timbre of power unique to the reigning Ice Demon King of the Northern Desert. “Prince Mo Bei is declared outcast. You are sentenced to conditional exile according to the traditions of this Court. Prince Mo Bei, you are forbidden from returning to your ancestral lands until you have learned to count to five. Learn to count to claim your rightful throne.”
Once upon a time, an arrogant prince was exiled from his kingdom. A kind stranger takes him in. Together they write a new story.
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A Persistent Desire by Calamity Butterfly (Calamity_Butterfly)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Dec 2022
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"“What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dive like this?” the bartender leers, ostentatiously staring down Meiyin’s low cut dress. Meiyin laughs, deep and full throated, and pushes her tits together with her arms, leaning forward across the bar.
“Waiting for my husband to finish her shift so she can take me home and fuck me on the carpet in the living room,” Meiyin says, deep red lips curved up into a mischievous smile. "
Old married couple having old married people sex. That's it, that's the story.
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The Salt of our Skin by Calamity Butterfly (Calamity_Butterfly)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 May 2022
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“Fuckin’ gymnasts, man,” Mo Beijun snorts as the man jumps up to grab the rings, pulling himself slowly up into a flawless maltese cross.
“Yeah that’s exactly what we should be doing,” Luo Binghe says, openly watching the other man.
“Mmmm,” Mo Beijun says agreeably, leaning into Luo Binghe’s touch. “He’s jumpy as a feral cat though.”
“I’m good with ferals,” Luo Binghe smirks, giving Mo Beijun a once-over. Mo Beijun laughs and elbows him, and they get back to their workout.
Luo Binghe and Mo Beijun decide to seduce the new trainer at their gym.
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Misery by Calamity Butterfly (Calamity_Butterfly) for nachtofthedead
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Apr 2022
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"With shaking fingers, he traces the planes of what will be Shen Qingqiu’s face. He brushes dirt from the body’s hair, rearranges its arms so it looks more peaceful, wipes a smear of mud from its chest. The body doesn’t exactly look dead but isn’t currently breathing and doesn’t have the… seeming of life. Shang Qinghua insisted that Shen Qingqiu’s soul was not yet fully inside the body, but Liu Qingge is sure he can sense Shen Qingqiu’s presence in the clearing, if not in the body. He hopes Shen Qingqiu is able to be aware of and comforted by, at some level, the knowledge that his body is safe and being cared for by one who cares for him very deeply."
A very Not Ok Liu Qingge finds Shen Qingqiu's plant body before Shen Qingqiu wakes up. He tends and cares for it and keeps it safe.
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Ten Thousand Things Grow by Calamity Butterfly (Calamity_Butterfly)
Fandoms: 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021)
14 Mar 2022
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"“You don’t even know what he’s proposing!” says Zhou Zishou, sounding aggrieved.
“Of course I do,” comes Wen Kexing’s patient voice. “He is talking about Triad Yang Bridge Stabilization. It’s a rare technique, as not many people end up with, well, situations like yours, and even fewer, ah, would both be strong enough in cultivation to perform the technique and consent to its requirements. But the technique itself was originally developed by Healer Valley and I am familiar with the basics of the process.”"
Ye Baiyi offers a temporary solution to stabilize Zhou Zishou's condition. Zhou Zishou and Wen Kexing accept his offer.
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Toil & Trouble by KuriKuri
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 Nov 2018
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“Hey, kitty. Did you sneak in here from someone else’s balcony?” the man – Hizashi, apparently – asks, shifting to scratch Shōta under the chin. “Or are you secretly some all-powerful immortal being who teleported here from ancient times?”
Shōta meows, and finally nudges Hizashi’s hand away, putting a stop to the petting.
“I thought so,” Hizashi replies, a smile tugging at the corners of his lips.
(Or: witch!Aizawa likes hanging out on siren!Hizashi's balcony - in cat form.)
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Bookmarked by Calamity Butterfly (Calamity_Butterfly)
08 Sep 2025
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Hook, Line, and Sinker by KuriKuri
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Aug 2019
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A minute and twenty profiles later, Shōta’s about to exit out of the dating app when a certain picture catches his eye.
Shōta stares. After all, he hadn’t thought someone would be enough of an idiot to try to use superstar singer Present Mic’s face to catfish people.
Slowly, a smirk spreads over his face, and he likes the profile.
(Or: Shōta decides to mess with a catfish. Only the catfish isn't actually a catfish.)
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Bookmarked by Calamity Butterfly (Calamity_Butterfly)
07 Sep 2025
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The First Step to Recovery is Poor Impulse Control by Foxquills
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
27 Nov 2024
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Bookmarked by Calamity Butterfly (Calamity_Butterfly)
07 Sep 2025
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Staying Paw-sitive by shatteredhourglass for hawksonfire
Fandoms: Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics)
11 Jan 2022
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Steve pauses, the dots connecting in his brain. “Tell me you didn’t turn Clint into a dog.”
“I didn’t turn Clint into a dog,” Bucky says, the indignant tone audible even through the thick fur smothering him. “Clint turned Clint into a dog."
Bookmarked by Calamity Butterfly (Calamity_Butterfly)
22 Aug 2025
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"Steve finds it hard enough working with Bucky these days, and dealing with Clint as well is possibly more than he can handle. He’s managed so far to keep them apart, and for good reason, but it seems his luck has finally run out."
Or, the one where Steve comes home feeling cranky and finds not one but two irritating assholes in his apartment, drinking his beer and touching all of his stuff.
Bookmarked by Calamity Butterfly (Calamity_Butterfly)
20 Aug 2025