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Ginevra Weasley loved her life. As a chaser for the Holyhead Harpies, she travelled the world. With her salary and signing bonus, she invested in a diverse portfolio—magical, muggle, stocks, bonds, and, of course, real estate. And in the off season? She had an extensive physical training regimen to maintain from her winter home. Snow shoeing was surprisingly good for both cardiovascular health and Quidditch thighs. Shovelling snow covered upper body strength training. And painting? Ah, that scratched her creative itch.
For the low, low price of attendance at Sunday family dinners, birthday parties, and holidays, she secured three whole months of otherwise uninterrupted solitude.
What she did with that time was no one's business but her own.
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Pansy looked over her left shoulder at me, then back out the window—utterly dismissive. “We’re going to hire McLaggen." Her tone was flat. Final.
"Oh? That’s your stroke of brilliance as the new owner? Why don’t you just owl the league trophy to the Harpies and save the embarrassment of playing this season!” McLaggen had nothing over me, aside from a tiny prick. And his family’s stance in the war. Rage, that easy old friend, surfaced. I marched across the rug until I stood toe to toe with Parkinson. “Or do you still believe I’m a blood traitor?”
Pansy lunged. I gasped and found myself backed against the wall, in the shadow of an angry brunette.
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We had done the arithmancy—thrice. Five apparition jumps diluted the trail. Two could be done with relative ease; three stretched my limits. Five… well, there was a reason the house was so far away.
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and all the joy in the world could be mine for the taking, but instead i’m living in misery of my own making
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From the Desk of the Minister by CalliopeCrowe for littlewolfsyndrome, blueberrysandwich
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Dec 2025
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The desk of the Minister for Magic has surely seen war and peace; begging and bargaining; and all manner of vices.
But Hermione Granger has never been content simply matching the accomplishments of others.
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speed running the spectrum of human experience by CalliopeCrowe
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jan 2026
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The Ice Palace - A Dramione Winter Tale by Ms_Tavers for ada_kiara
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Jan 2026
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Disgraced Draco Malfoy is forced to wed on Winter solstice.
Who can his bride be?
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Lord Voldemort and the Bitch Queen of the Mudbloods by AsphyxiKate, KayaMatt19
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Dec 2025
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“I love seeing you like this,” he taunted. “The great Hermione Granger. Golden girl. Champion of the mudbloods. Alone in a dark forest, hunched over her own vomit at the end of my wand.”
Swivelling her head, Granger’s foggy gaze attempted to settle on his face. An elastic string of drool connected her chin to the pool of watery sick on the floor. Without looking away, she spat out a mouthful of bile, rolled her jaw, and wiped her lips with the back of one shaky hand. “Get. Fucked.”
“Funny,” Voldemort snorted. “I was going to make the same suggestion to you.”
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Hermione just wants to rest in peace in her new Head Girl dormitory, but when Tom Riddle, Head Boy, decides to attack her, she must fight for that right.
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When Voldemort discovers that he can possess Harry Potter's body during the trio's hunt for Horcruxes, he decides to have a little fun.
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Tickling The Tail Of The Dragon by buckeyecapsfan19
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jan 2026
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Millicent Bulstrode enlists Romilda Vane in a plot to keep her husband, Ron Weasley, under the influence of WWW love potions. When Millicent decides she has had enough, Romilda runs to her best friend and Ministry power couple Draco and Hermione Malfoy for help. Ron finds out what Millicent has done and reacts. Badly. TRIGGER WARNING: BRUTAL MURDER WITH DECAPITATION AND RELEASE OF BODILY FLUIDS AFTER BEING POISONED