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    It’s my own damn fault. I should never have let myself get attached.
    Tim’s last barista had finally refused to serve him, after weeks of sneakily downgrading his shots, and he was on the hunt for someone who would just make his usual without complaint.
    He got a little more than he bargained for.

    This is not pwp... But feel free to ignore the plot if you so choose.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    Therapy isn't working out for Tim (possibly because he has like, way too many issues), so Dinah suggests he try music therapy instead. This turns out to be such a good idea he drafts it to his team and suddenly he's moonlighting as a rock singer in a band that's rising in popularity. Maintaining a new "secret" identity is easy enough, and he's having a lot of fun!

    Unfortunately for Tim, it seems he's a bit TOO good at the secret identity thing, because his family doesn't seem to realize that it's him.

    Ugh, this is just proving his point.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    Deadpool definitely wanted the Spidey-shaped forbidden fruit, and his want drowned out the voices screeching against his amygdala that if he snooped then Spidey would never forgive him and he’d lose his best friend, future father of his babies, the carne asada in his burrito, and so forth.

    He did it anyway, because Deadpool didn’t make wise decisions.

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    Peter finds out Wade's secret Identity. Wade finds out Peter's. Neither tells the other. Cue shenanigans.

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    13 Oct 2025

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    When Superman, better known in civilian clothes as Clark Kent, helps two boys lost in Metropolis, he doesn’t expect it to lead to sharing hot chocolate with their tired, sharp-edged father. Clark has no idea the stranger is Bruce Wayne, Gotham’s reclusive billionaire ; all he sees is a tired man with storm-cloud eyes and the kind of smile he wants to see again.

    It should have been just a coincidence, one he’d think back on fondly, and then let go. A rainy afternoon in Metropolis, a coffee shop shelter, and two boys with sharp tongues. But by the time the storm clears, Clark’s sure of two things:

     

    He’s absolutely smitten.

     

    He has no idea how to ask for Bruce Wayne’s number in front of his kids.

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    09 Oct 2025

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    5 times Wally found himself in the middle of a Batfamily paintball tournament + 1 time he joined in
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    You do not need to have read the previous fic in the series to read this, though there will be miniscule references to it at chapter 5

    (rated teen and up because of swearing)

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    03 Sep 2025